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Newfags can't X so Y?

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Newfags can't X are threads posted on 4chan wherein the OP makes the claim that newfags can't do a certain thing like:

  • triforce
  • write with >green text
  • Image:penisfilter.png
  • #fortune
  • uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ
  • impersonate moot
  • eval(
  • Redname
  • or can't blank post

Most of the time these threads are flooded with idiots saging it to hell and back, either validating or discrediting OP's claim, since anyone who would post in these threads is an obvious faggot.

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What to do

Batman can't triforce.
Batman can't triforce.

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Google

Lol wut?
Lol wut?

On april 22, 2009 the self aware system that is skynet trolled all of /b/ by hiding the triforce in its main theme photo. Some speculated that a person who works with the Google told it that it couldnt do one and then it promptly proved him wrong.

4chan quickly categorized this as win, but they soon realized that triforce is now a forced meme, so it eventually became a fail.

Final boss of newfaggotry

Sometimes, threads pop up on /b/, claiming that this certain thread is the final boss of the internet's first level, and whoever posts in the thread is no longer a newfag.

That is total bullshit, however, therefore enjoy your newfaggotry, sir, because you will never become a true /b/rother :(.

ED Newfags

ED has it's certain newfaggotry as well. Symptoms may include being unfunny, asking whether the poster is right, namefagging, spamming pa bullshit, and creating retarded articles about things nobody knows, AMIRITE?

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LINK MAH BOIIIII, newfags can't triforce.

Ganon can't triforce.

Dr Manhattan can't triforce.

Storyboard can triforce.

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