From Encyclopedia Dramatica
No. Not going to happen. I don't care what your going to say, its not going to change anything. You might as well just
leave if you think
you can do anything about it. So just leave. Now. What, you thought you could actually DO something? You? Do something? That's very sad. I mean, you're never going to accomplish anything in your life anyway. Why are you trying now? You might as well lie down and die. Nothing will ever happen because of you, so you should just stop before you hurt yourself. Really. Just stop.
[edit] Things that will never happen
- You getting laid
- Unseeing goatse
- Forgetting
- You going for a day without fapping
- Uncyclopedia making a good article
- Jews being less greedy
- Niggers contributing to society
- You getting Cake
- You getting any respect
- You getting any SELF respect
- Hypnotoad not getting gloALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
- Anonymous forgiving
- Anonymous forgetting
- Ebaums World not stealing
- Mentioning Candlejack without ge-
- You getting any accomplishment
- Pools not having aids
- Spy not sapping my sentry
- You realizing how awesome The Sagas of Why Guy are
