Mind control

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An anti-mind-control crusader.

~~Know~~ Obey your ~~enemy~~ kind, benevolent leader. All hail.

Mind control, contrary to popular belief, is serious fucking business. Do you often hear voices but fail to locate their source? Do you find yourself in locations and situations with no memory of how you got there? Do you find yourself the target of cruel mockery for your attempts to read/write English as if it were non-case-sensitive and/or a programming language? Do you fuck dogs? Some will call you crazy, but the truth is that you are a victim of mind control! The government, since it is evil and unsatisfied with its influence over the media, has been harassing you with electromagnetic fields since before you were born, and this can be proven by the fact that it gets little publicity. Some will tell you that magnetism has no effect on the human body, but they are puny carbon-based liars who do not even understand that linear time is lie. The man on the right knows the truth, but evil academics keep him down by forcing him to smoke crack and build a tent out of his motorcycle and literature every night.

However, some argue that "people with dirty minds deserve to be brainwashed".

[edit] Ways to avoid mind control

Take lots of drugs
Tinhat
Never leave your house
Never live in a house in the first place; they're filled with EM FIELDS!!one
Reject traditional spelling and grammar systems
Seek shelter with other anti-mind control activists (aka The Homeless)
Send a bunch of tanks at the nearest Psychic Beacon or airstrike the nearest Psychic Dominator
Fuck dogs. Dogs can't be mindcontrolled, and neither can you while you're attached to them
Nothing. You weren't using your mind anyway.

[edit] VERY SERIOUS MIND CONTROL INFORMATION

The internets understands the power of mind control and it's clammy grasp on society and there are eleventy zillion websites dedicated to the cause YOU CAN BE SAVED!

[edit] Patents

“	I'm in your head, editing your brainwave.	„

US Patents:

METHOD OF CHANGING A PERSON'S BEHAVIOR condition the person's thought patterns in a manner which alters that person's behavior

proof the patent is in the database

SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE GENERATOR permits complete control of subliminal messages and their manner of presentation.

METHOD AND SYSTEM FOR ALTERING CONSCIOUSNESS altering the states of human consciousness

HEARING SYSTEM Sound is induced in the head of a person by radiating the head with microwaves

COMMUNICATION SYSTEM AND METHOD INCLUDING BRAIN WAVE ANALYSIS AND/OR USE OF BRAIN ACTIVITY I'm in your satellite editing your activity.

HEARING DEVICE A method and apparatus for simulation of hearing in mammals.

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APPARATUS AND METHOD FOR REMOTELY MONITORING AND ALTERING BRAIN WAVES sensing brain waves at a position remote from a subject whereby electromagnetic signals of different frequencies are simultaneously transmitted to the brain of the subject in which the signals interfere with one another to yield a waveform which is modulated by the subject's brain waves. The interference waveform which is representative of the brain wave activity is re-transmitted by the brain to a receiver where it is demodulated and amplified. The demodulated waveform is then displayed for visual viewing ("You" the movie) and routed to a computer for further processing and analysis. The demodulated waveform also can be used to produce a compensating signal which is transmitted back to the brain to effect a desired change in electrical activity therein.

SILENT SUBLIMINAL PRESENTATION SYSTEM very low or very high audio frequency range or in the adjacent ultrasonic frequency spectrum, are amplitude or frequency modulated with the desired intelligence.

proof the patent is in the database

...REMOTELY DETERMINING INFORMATION AS TO A PERSON'S EMOTIONAL STATE emo detection system

PERSONAL TRACKING AND RECOVERY SYSTEM Apparatus for Tracking And Recovering specific humans.

ULTRASONIC SPEECH TRANSLATOR AND COMMUNICATIONS SYSTEM A wireless communication system undetectable by radio frequency methods for converting audio signals, including human voice, to electronic signals in the ultrasonic frequency range, transmitting the ultrasonic signal by way of acoustical pressure waves across a carrier medium, including gases, liquids, or solids, and reconverting the ultrasonic acoustical pressure waves back to the original audio signal. The ultrasonic speech translator and communication system (20) includes an ultrasonic transmitting device (100) and an ultrasonic receiving device (200). The ultrasonic transmitting device (100) accepts as input (115) an audio signal such as human voice input from a microphone (114) or tape deck.

FENCELESS ANIMAL CONTROL SYSTEM USING GPS LOCATION INFORMATION means for receiving GPS signals and for providing stimulation to the animal.

MAGNETIC EXCITATION OF SENSORY RESONANCES The invention pertains to influencing the nervous system of a subject by a weak externally applied magnetic field with a frequency near 1/2 Hz. In a range of amplitudes, such fields can excite the 1/2 sensory resonance, which is the physiological effect involved in "rocking the baby".