Nell
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[edit] About Her
Originating from somewhere deep in the Glaswegian jungle, this sexually confused predator feeds mainly on pink wigs and shitty rave music. He is believed to be Old Gregg's human counterpart. The difference between them being, Old Gregg is part human part fish, he is all human all fish. He can be found at his dirty camwhore resting place, http://www.cam4.com/Nell
God help you if you actually go there.
He made history by being the biggest retard ever, on the 30th of December 2007. He pissed in a bucket for /b/.
Nobody asked him to.
[edit] Vital Stats
It took some digging, but we got them.
NAME: Nell AGE: 37 GENDER: Male HEIGHT: 5'8" (173cm) LOCATION: Glasgow, United Kingdom LANGUAGE: English MARITAL STATUS: Single SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Megasexual OCCUPATION: Anus Plumber SMOKE: No DRINK: Bailey's RECREATIONAL DRUGS: No EYE COLOR: Blue MSN: Oh_Yes@live.co.uk
| —-birthdaycakes on Nell |
| —-ohhhlawd on Nell |
 Live fast bitch |
 oh wow |
 He fukken loves hats |
 This is considered stylish in Glasgow |
 Nell tugs on his purulent nipples |
 sum sweet moves. |
 Ah, shamelessness. |
 Nell is hungry for some Nell-on-Nell lovin' |
 Delightful. |
 You will remember this every time you see a woman. |
 He has a gold tooth, too? I don't know what to say. |
 Beer gut... Or pregnancy? Only time will tell. |
 Nell confesses his love for the keyboard, and they make passionate sex. |
 No amount of alcohol can explain this man. |
 Poor guy. No wonder he drinks and is a giant faggot. |
 ...! |
 SakuraChan 4thewin |
 Nice profile bitch |
 Epic Wank |
 anon goated him on, and regretted it...kinda.. |
 It cannot be unseen |
 It puts the lotion on its skin |
 Coke snort fap |
 Sock on a tiny cawk |
