Neil Stephen Cicierega
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Best known for his valuable contributions to society, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny and Potter Puppet Pals, Neil is in fact a huge fag. Known on the SomethingAwful Forums as Trapezoid, he was recently called out in Helldump for being a part of the terribly shitty band Lemon Demon (also known as Trapezoid in the past) when he decided to start posting incredibly unfunny shit. Neil lives at home with his parents and yet somehow considers himself some kind of rich and famous celebrity, in complete seriousness.
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Neil: the very embodiment of internet loser
Breakdown of character flaws:
- Neil was homeschooled (more specifically "unschooled")
- Refuses to leave home, even when his hot, minor actress/model, ex-girlfriend asked him to move in with her
- Has a creepy, over-the-top, aspie love for his family
- Believes he is an incredible internet celebrity and a huge success
- Cross dresser
- Looks like an AIDs sufferer
- Believes that the number of friends on Facebook is an accurate reflection of popularity
- Is totally serious
Neil has an inflated sense of self importance as illustrated by this reaction to his callout thread in Helldump:
| —Neil Cicierega being a big cry baby |
For the record, Neil stuck by his promise, bragging about selling TEN CDs and once having around 100 people at one of his "concerts". It appears Neil enjoys revelling in mediocrity. He never did "punch back hard" however, leading everyone to believe that he's exactly as pathetic as he looks.
Despite the above, Neil did in fact "punch back-- hard." In early 2008 (Valentines Day), Neil Cicierega found out that a frequent troll on his forums was taking his name, and identity and rubbing it in people's faces, in attempt to try and make Neil look like a complete dumbass, and also to provide lulz. Once Neil found out, he went nuclear, and punched back by hiring hackers hacking the troll's email, simply by googling his name. He then held the personal email of a troll for ransom, in return for the troll to stop trolling his board. The troll bitterly agreed, he was returned his email. This act comes to show what a big crybaby Neil really is, and on top of that, how much of a bad temper he has.
There's a possibility that his posts in the Helldump thread weren't serious, given his history of reading and participating in other callout threads and clusterfucks, and the fact that his spelling in his responses seemed deliberately stunted. Most of the information he provided, however, checked out as true with various talented internet detectives.
Cross-dressing
When several photos were found of Neil cross-dressing it was assumed that the clothes belonged to his sister, which was flatly denied by both Neil and his sister who both asserted that the clothes belonged to his ex-girlfriend Chloe Dykstra. Hilarity ensued however when Chloe (forums member "pilot") came into the thread to explain that they weren't her clothes at all. This leads everyone to believe that Neil is a big faggot who dresses in his sister's clothes.
Ex-girlfriend
Neil has had only two girlfriends in his entire existence. One of these he is currently with, and the other is minor actress/model Chloe Dykstra. During Neil's callout thread, it was discovered that Chloe was also a SA Goon and was extremely hot.
Despite being clearly a good catch for someone like Neil, when Chloe asked Neil to move out of home with her he buckled under the pressure and refused to leave the comfort of the family home, stating that he didn't want to live too far away from his family (40 minutes drive was too far away). Neil's dependance on his family and reluctance to change is a typical symptom of AIDS.
Denial
Neil continues to live in a constant state of denial, thinking that he has "made it big" despite only working a $20/hour job for a few hours a week and getting a few extra dollars from t-shirts, CDs, and investments here and there. He constantly complains about having no time for his "work" despite having released nothing of note for some time aside from constant updates to his own Wikipedia article.
Creation of Encyclopedia Dramatica Article
On November 2nd 2008, Encyclopedia Dramatica editor "Helldump" created an article on Neil. The user has to date not edited any articles unrelated to Cicierega.
On November 6th 2008, Encyclopedia Dramatica editor "Nopenopenope" amended the article with a bunch of defensive bullshit, and has to date not edited any articles unrelated to defending pale, AIDS-ridden aspies.
