Nauru
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Nauru is a tiny island nation in the South Pacific; in fact it's the smallest independent country in the world and doesn't even have a capital city. It is most famous for being the dumping ground of Australia's would-be ruff-ugees.
Nobody knew that this island even existed until Australia designed the Pacific Solution and forced Nauru to provide holiday homes for its illegal immigrants until Australian lawyers make sure they get free housing and a living wage for being on a permanent holiday in Australia. Nauru was understandably pissed off about this, but large cash payments have kept the noise down to a dull roar. Liberals (in American) were extremely pissed off by this 'cos Nauru relies on Australia to save it from being taken over by G.R.I.D.S.-infested gay pirates.
Since last Thursday Nauru has officially stopped taking on more of Australia's fake refugees in waiting. The island now has enough room for the citizens to reproduce without anyone falling into the surrounding water.
| —Pwnd Afghan refugee |
