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Nameless

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

HEADSHOT!

A challanger appears!

help! need money for auditing, thetans and fat weighing down my skeleton!

nameless offering to show off her nudes IRL

no one but the lone weirdo was interested in her nudes

nameless is an attention camwhore from Kansas who suddenly appeared on the scenes of Chanology and is known for killing lulz by posting pictures of her sweaty hambeast body all over Enturbulation.org trying to become a spy. She is a spicy blend of fat whore and moralfag making her the most dangerous camwhore to ever visit /b/ or Enturbulation.

After divorcing her sand nigger husband she decided it was time to go back to her maiden name and change her ways -- be slutty on the Internet and use the same alias EVERYWHERE 'ilyfel'.

1 Nameless on Nameless
2 Fun IRC Logs
3 Additional Links
4 Nameless' Gallery of Nudes
5 See Also

[edit] Nameless on Nameless

This comes from her PlentyOfFish profile:

About me and who I'm searching for..

I'm 18, But I look and act older. I love informative documentaries, Photography, used bookstores, and am not terribly into sports (but I'll be your best cheerleader if you need one). I'm very open-minded - sexually, socially, politically - funny, contemplative, honest, and loyal to my friends. I'm the kind of gal who values being independent and strong. Yet, I don't want to NEED to be independent all the time...anymore. While I'm the type of gal who doesn't value old fashioned gender roles, I'd love to find someone who's comfortable sharing the reins.

I am an artist, and like to create things, and look at art.I enjoy a wide variety of music, kissing, a man who can walk the fine line of being a goofball, gentleman, intellectual, sportsman, softie (I promise not to tell), and more. Travel, finding meaning, exploring, being in the moment, the sound of acoustic guitar or piano, candles, animals, quick weekend getaways, men who put thought into a well written response...

I love boating and swimming. I have a house in Shell Knob, Mo. Its right on the lake and I love it.

Now..About you.. You're the kind of person who genuinely pays attention to the details. You're laughter prone, but only when it's real. You value eye contact. You smell good (well, except when you go to the gym, play in a sports game or take a bike ride). You have a sense of adventure and an even keener sense of passion. Affection is important to you in a relationship. You're assertive, but not pushy. You're confident, but not overbearing. You're independent (i.e., no roommates, unless it's your dog) and gainfully employed, but your work isn't your "spouse."

I know this sounds like a tough bill to fill, but it's not a litmus test. You don't have to be perfect; just perfect to me, in my eyes.

C'mon - Give me a reason to believe in the extraordinary.

[edit] Fun IRC Logs

[02:48] <~Tuesday> `access list
[02:48] * Tuesday was kicked by nameless (HHAHAH FAT WHORE�)
[02:48] * Tuesday (Tuesday@grutled.former.staff) has joined #enturbulation
[02:48] * david sets mode: +qo Tuesday Tuesday
[02:48] <~Tuesday> [Notice] -david- 27 3 Tuesday
[02:48] <~Tuesday> anyway
[02:48] <~Tuesday> nameless
[02:48] * Tuesday was kicked by nameless (HHAHAH FAT WHORE�)
[02:50] <~nameless> shes a stupid cunt
[02:50] <~nameless> shes jealous that i have nice tits
[02:50] <~nameless> and she dont
<nameless> You don't think I know the shit you're saying about me?! I'm annoying and stupid bc it makes me laugh at how people react at it.
<nameless> Go ahead and write your stupid article. I don't care.
[00:12:34] <nameless> if someoen gave me mod powars id just delete evarything (Talking about enturbulation)
[04:16:43] <nameless> scat
[04:16:45] <nameless> i need scat
[04:16:47] <nameless> lolololol

[5:35pm]« nameless » look bitch. I have hair on my balls

[edit] Additional Links

Revertfaggotry going on in this very article, regarding the removal of this link

[edit] Nameless' Gallery of Nudes

"The first of many tit pics to come, socialed by Tycho and WB after 5 minutes of talking to her.	"your ad here"	nameless argues with another fat whore Tuesday	obligatory vagina picture, posted by nameless
roast beef, it's what's for dinner!	Consequences.	shoe on pussy?	She picks the wrong person to challenge.
FUCK DA POLICE