Gun

Rifles are a common and extremely difficult to conceal type of gun. Used to assasinate presidents by freedom fighters, to pwn animals by rednecks and to silence Arabs by Israeli and United States soldiers.

M16

The M16 is the iconic weapon of the red-blooded American. If you carry this piece you are out on a holy crusade to end the lives of all communists, Democrats, Muslims, Nazis, and the occasional Catholic, 'cause we all know those Mary-worshipers have it coming.

During development, the M16 was picked up by the U.S. Army which was struggling because potheads, the primary demographic for recruitment in the 1960s, couldn't handle the hammering recoil of the M14. The M16A1 model helped resolve that problem by introducing a rifle that wouldn't fire at all. The A2 and A3 incarnations solved the reliability problems but introduced one of the worst features in modern firearms which quickly started showing up on every other assault rifle and SMG, the 3-round burst. Originally intended to save ammo and increase accuracy over a fully automatic fire mode, the 3-round burst was devised for those not smart enough to figure out that you don't have to go batshit and hold the trigger till the gun don't fire no mo'. The civilian version is the semi-auto AR-15. It's one of the cheapest (can be had for less than $1000), most popular (inbred rednecks love it), most accurate (many can shoot sub 1 MOA out of the box), and most modular semi-auto rifles used by Americunts. The M16 is so prolific there have been many offshoots of the design, some of the most notable being the .50-caliber Beowulf slug launcher, many chambered in 7.62mm NATO, target shooting conversions for .22LR, foreign modifications like the Nazi HK416.

If you mention the M16/AR-15 on most gun boards or forums you'll spark a flame war more intense than the one that killed the Branch Davidians. Bonus points if you tell them they are all wrong and the M16 should have been chambered in .30-06, have a 100-round drum, and fire full auto.

AK-47

Designed to be easily used by poorly trained conscripts, the AK-47 was spread throughout the world by Tony Stark in a cave. The rifle is simple in construction and fairly robust, using a gas-piston made to looser tolerances than any other gas-piston rifle out there. It has great popularity amongst, well, Russians, and guys that want to spree-kill their neighbors. Most that you'll come across in real life are Chinese or Eastern European knock-offs, actual Russian models being rare. The AK can be found wherever there are angry sandniggers and gooks. It's the single best way to ruin GIs IRL. The AK-47 is the most well known firearm in the world and is a symbol of both freedom and opression by those dumb enough to live in third world countries. Actually, faggots, the AK-47 is an obscure early model, nowehere near as popular as the later AKM variant. Almost 99.8% of the AK-47s you see worldwide are in fact AKMs, distinguished by the stamped and riveted sheet metal receiver and muzzle compensator. The more you know..

AK-47 vs. M16 threads are woefully common in any weapons-related forum. The usual crap of accuracy vs. reliability is rehashed and fucked up for yet another inning. On many websites, Military Photos and AR-15.com notably, this kind of crap will get you raped by the administrators. You deserve it, you little bastard, becuse no self-respecting Banhammer will tolerate under-deodorized 13 year old boys bitching about the M-16 being so much more accurate than the AK-47 or the AK-47 being so much more durable than the M16.

M14 Rifle

Before the sweet-sixteen there was the the M14, a beastly pure-bred American piece made of wood, iron, and cock. If you don't mind the fact it kicks like a date-rape scene gone horrible wrong then you can't go wrong with its 7.62x51mm NATO truck stopping power. If a sand Mexican is having himself a little pow-wow with roasted marshmallows and sing-alongs behind that reinforced sandbag teepee, and your 5.56x45mm NATO ain't cutting it, never fear! Your M14 will punch right through that sandwiched dirt and give Haji a splintering sensation of our constitutional right to kick ass, take names - and lunch money in some cases - even if their names are written in squiggly lines. Just don't mistake it for a machine gun.

Unfortunately, the U.S. military made this mistake by implementing a full-auto function for this gun. The powerful kick of the 7.62x51mm ammunition caused such massive muzzle climb, even when fired in bursts, that soldiers in the jungles of Vietnam couldn't hit gooks in full auto, even when they were executing villagers at point blank range. Because of this, despite the M14's major pwnage potential, it was replaced by the pussy-recoil M16 as a standard issue rifle.

Like the climax of every Disney sports movie, the M14 has made a sudden comeback, sans full-auto capability. With the rise of anabolic steroids and a need to spread democracy at ranges exceeding 400 meters, the M14 has met a revival for snipers and designated marksmen in the lulzfests of Afghanistan and Iraq. With generations of retards raised on counterstrike and a whole desert full of people in need of some democracy, the future for this once forgotten rifle looks brighter than ever!

FN FAL

The right arm of the free world. This rifle killed communists, savages and communist savages throughout the Cold War, and is still being used by dirt poor countries that we gave democracy to. Ironic, since it was made by the friendly Capitalist waffle-humpers at Fabrique Nationale who stole most of the design from the Russian SVT-40. Its XBOX HUEG 7.62x51mm round makes an example of every Russian, Arab, nigger, hippie, gook, Argie and protester that gets in its way.

H&K G3

Conceived by the God-like Aryan engineers during the closing months of World War 2, then stolen by the Spanish, then stolen back again by the Teutons, the Gewehr 3 was designed from the ground up to kill anyone politically left-of-center. Chambered in the massively WIN 7.62x51mm NATO round, this gun combines advanced mechanical concepts and the crude ability to open up a bush nigger's head like a ripe watermelon at an impressive 600 meters. Used by most nations of the civilized world who wanted a 1.) rifle that wasn't designed by those dirty Belgians and 2.) had it's roots in the Third Reich. HEIL HITLER! 14/88!

Mauser K98k

This bolt-action rifle was mass-produced by the Nazis to waste jews and it did so rather effectively. It fires PWNAGE 7.92x57mm Mauser bullets. While it doesn't have the profile of its famous Russian cousin - the Mosin Nagant - in Amerikkka, it is well famous elsewhere because everyone has them. It is fairly accurate (which is great for picking off jews from a balcony) but only carries 5 bullets in the mag. Almost useless for school shootings because they are too slow and will see you riddled with FBI lead while you reload.

Mosin Nagant

Hated by women, children and anyone within 6 metres of it, the "Moist Nugget's" skull-fucking BOOM is a great way to clear out n00bs and IRL troll everyone at the range. The Soviets made millions and millions of them, and as a result you can get them at sporting goods stores in the U.S. for sixty bucks. Everyone has one, however few can fire them due to the fact that their bolt-action is intended for Popeye-armed Russian potato farmers. An admiral in the Japanese navy once said: "You cannot invade the mainland mainrand United States. There would be a rifle behind every blade brade of grass". (fixd) This is true, and they are all Mosins. The problem is, the Mosin uses a slightly longer than usual .30-caliber round, so Americunts often charge their lazers with 7.62x51mm NATO instead of 7.62x54R. Boom! Natural selection continues.

Protip: The most successful military sniper of all time, "White Death", used this gun to rack up over 500 commie kills in the WintAr War. He also did this using iron sights... He is an hero to us all.

SKS

The official mantle-piece of mobile home owners everywhere, the SKS is another Soviet gun developed between a tree stump and the AK-47. While not used much by the Soviets themselves, it was mass produced in China and was widely used by communist /b/tards around the world. Uses a 7.62x39mm cartridge and the Chinese ones are über-cheap. This gun was also the favorite of the gooks before they laid their dirty mitts on 'Ks. However, because it doesn't pwn quite liek the AK it has fallen out of service with most squaddies, except the Russian display teams - who use them for ceremonial purposes and ass sex.

Sturmgewehr 44

The worlds first true assault rifle was designed and deployed by the nazis in WW2 and given to their troops in the last years of the war. Hitler hated it at first, believing it to be ugly, Jewish and impractical, not knowing how war was being fought since his days in the first world war, but after his Generals convinced him it was a good rifle, he used it as a propaganda gain. Odd additions to this weapon were created for special purposes, such as a curved barrel that could shoot around corners and an infrared night vision sight. If more were produced at an earlier time, the Germans may have won the war.

Smaller guns used for the same reason as the rifle, pwning just on a smaller scale.

Colt Model 1911A1

This emblem of America in carbon steel brought the USA into the 20th Century as the greatest nation on the planet, by killing Islamo-gook fascists in the Philippines by the tribeload. Those Jihado-faggots thought they were pretty tough, until they met .45 of an inch in righteous hot-lead to the motherfucking sternum. 9mm? America doesn't speak metric, faggot!!!! USA! USA! USA!.

Well, that's what most gun-nuts (as in testicles) will say about it. The pistol is a legend in the USA due to its long service with the military (about 70 years). And given that no one else in the world is allowed to own weapons, this leads it being the most talked about pistol on the webz0rz. Its reputation for accuracy stems mainly for it being bought and riced up for use as IPSC race guns rather than any inherent virtue in the design itself. Truth be known, the original service pistol was just a big, heavy, single-action motherfucker that was no more accurate than any other pistol of the time, and was only notable for being the first pistol chambered in the gigantic .45 Automatic Colt Pistol round (ACP). But when you spend $2,000 on aftermarket parts, you can do anything.

Beretta 92 a.k.a. M9

The 9mm eye-tie gun that finally replaced the ancient and frail 1911. 1911fags hate it because it replaced their antiquated relic, and glockfags hate it because it beat out their grenade for the coveted position of the gun used to arm soldiers so they can rape delicious brown girls. This gun was only adopted because the USA wanted military bases in Italy and Beretta made them accept their handgun in return. No other gun in the history of mankind has caused so much drama among gunfags. The Beretta is also a great way to behead yourself! Just make sure the slide is at neck level and pull the trigger!

Glock

R' da bloods movin' in awn 'yo crip territry and ya'll need a piece to pop 'dem niggaz wif? Reach for 'yo GLOCK nigga! Created by Austrian grenade and curtains manufacturer Gaston Glock, the Glock was widely adopted by niggers the world over for its ease of use while aiming sideways. Glocks are now used as much by wannabe badboy cops as they are niggers. Glocks, being standard issue to cops, niggers and mafiosi, are therefore owned by everyone. The Blazn Azn used one at his time at VTech!

Springfield XD

The anti-Glock, fixing everything the glock fails at; like exploding when shot. Actually a Croatian pistol called the "HS2000", the American company Springfield Armory just stole the design and called it the "XD". A lot of Counter-strike and Call of Duty 4 players love this gun, right after the Desert Eagle, because the "XD" looks like an emoticon.

.357 Magnum - BOOM! Headshot

Once you have returned home from killing the entire Viet Kong army, you have become the Pennsylvania state treasurer. You receive bribes and give your friends exclusive million dollar contracts as well as receiving $300,000 kickbacks. When you fuck it up and get convicted; facing 55 years imprisonment, you end it all by blowing your brains out with this baby in front of a live televised press conference. If you want to dramatically kill some one, make sure to shoot him in the lungs closer to the arm to let him live at least a few seconds more (according to Wikipedia you feel like "struck by lightning" when shoot at), then let him crawl a little, then shoot him in the heart.

10mm Auto

Ownage in the palm of your hand. Packing the power of a .357 into a frame the size of a .45 with the ammo capacity of a 9mm, the 10mm Auto was released to much fanfare of it's awesomeness. Well, no it wasn't. Actually, nobody cared.

The FBI adopted it briefly before crying that the recoil hurt their wrists, which were sore after they got done 'researching' all those CP websites. Smith & Wesson obliged by creating the .40S&W, which is believed to stand for either "Smith & Wesson", "Shitty & Weak" or the widely accepted "Shoop & Woop".

FN Five-seveN

Admired by Libertarians and spics for its ability to pierce body armor and kill cops. The FN Five-seveN (LOL SO CLEVER THEY MADE THE F AND THE N IN CAPS) is used in a lot of animes and video gaymes, so of course all school shooters pick this up for the job, because, as we know, most school shooters are actually 13 year old boys who have been fapping to too much violent hentai. However, anyone who is on the path to enlightenment will need to save up his allowance for a long time or use mommy and daddy's credit card, as the Five-seveN and its silly 5.7x28mm proprietary cartridge are quite expensive.

Hi-Point C9

A 9mm pistol that runs about $120 brand new. It does the exact same thing as $700 pistols. Post a picture of one in any weapons related area on the internet and watch the sparks fly. A favorite of niggers and Mexicans. They have a lifetime warranty, but it's hard to make a claim with the slide sticking out of your fucking forehead.

Walther P22

Originally designed as a target pistol in weak .22LR, the P22 found a new home in the hands of The Blazn Azn. He dual-wielded it with a Glock in order to achieve the highest score in American history! Walther was of course very pleased by this, and instantly issued a statement commemorating the occasion.

Sig Mosquito

Another target pistol chambered for .22LR that found a new notoriety in the hands of The Finnisher. It should be noted that while Cho used both a 9mm Glock and a .22 pistol, PEA only used a single .22 pistol. This is a good explanation for why he achieved such a low score. Sig Sauer refused to issue a statement, since they were afraid crazy Finns would riot outside of their stores after the ensuing sales boom caused stocks of the Mosquito to run dry.

The Desert Eagle (Deagle)

If the .357 Magnum is for men with normal dicks and the .44 Magnum is for men with small dicks, the Desert Eagle is for men with dicks so small they are actually mistaken for clits by the casual eye. The Desert Eagle is classified as a handgun, despite being bigger than most SMGs. You can create lulz by going to a DE forum and saying the .357 and .44 are fired from more practical-sized guns like revolvers, but fanboys will say the Desert Eagle will fire .50AE and revolvers won't DISREGARD THAT, MAGNUM RESEARCH MAKES A REVOLVER FOR .50 AE. The Desert Eagle got notoriety in the U.S. when niggers got their hands on it. Unfortunately, they thought they were holding their Glocks sideways and when they pulled the trigger, they killed themselves from the impact on their head. If you fire the Deagle with only one hand, you'll break your wrist, and then, just like with the Uzi, you'll never fap again. A fun fact about the Deagle is that while it is in just about every video game ever, no real military or police force has ever adopted it. Ever. Sorry fanboys!

HK MP5 - spray 'n pray

So you decided to use one of these guns on this page to create a lulz fest at your local school, mall, and/or place of employment, and now you're wondering what's the fuzz is going to be thrown at you when you get to the final level of the game. Five out of five times, when you've got yourself a good score going and you live in an urban area, the swat bunnies will be plugging your socially mis-adjusted body with the HK MP5. Don't despair, the HK MP5 is the perfect firearm to get mowed down by on national TV. It was also the first closed bolt submachine gun with fine Nazi precision pedigree, so you can be assured that you are going out in style. The 9mm ammunition means that you won't die too quickly so you can have that dramatic last stand, just like in Scarface! Bonus points if you get killed by a beaner wearing shades, from behind, with a shotgun while you're firing your weapon of choice dramatically in the air, as the cops riddle your body with US government lead.

Aks-74u

This is a miniature version of the AK-47's modern equivalent, the AK-74. It's small enough to fit in your jeans pocket and to be carried one-handed. Perfect for school shootings, because it will give you street cred, even if you're a Wigger (and you are). Also good for drive-by's due to its compact size, the AKS-74U is every Gangster's dream. and, of course, the ultimate sand nigger Osama Bin Frickin' Laden carries one of these babies, ensuring that rule 34 applies even in a cave in Afghanistan.

PROTIP: Just because the dumbfucks who made Call of Duty 4 call this a submachine gun does NOT make it an actual submachine gun. The AKs-74u fires the same 5.45x39mm rounds as the AK-74, making it an assault rifle.

The Tommy Gun

For those who like to kick it really old school nothin' beats the classic Thompson submachine gun. The gun comes with either a 30 round box magazine , a 50 round drum or even a 100 round one which looks way more bad ass. Very popular with gangsters. Extremely inaccurate but it makes up for it by how much lead it sprays allover the place. Uses the .45 ACP cartridge, developed by His Holiness John Moses Browning Himself! Even Stevie Wonder could waste mofos with this.

Uzi (Moar like JEWzi, amirite?)

The Uzi (Jewspeak: עוזי‎) was invented solely to rape sand nigger babies. It's based on the Czechoslovakian series 23 to 26 submachine guns, and is further proof that Jews steal everything, amirite?. Every American should have two. You have two hands, after all, right? Ironically, it's the preferred weapon of neo-Nazis, skinheads and Tommy Vershitty (too bad Carl Johnson couldn't buy some in his country. Shooting this thing one-handed, though it may look cool, will either break your wrist (no more fapping) or turn you into an hero unless you're Bruce Willis...or Carl Johnson, who can hold two fuckin' Sawn-offs and can still walk away and fap afterwords. Lucky Bastard. Uzis, thus, look cool, but aren't as cool as a frickin' AK-47. Chambered in 9mm but having less power than MP5's, that explains why the fuck their magazines are loaded with 32 rounds and not 30. Jews just can't count right.

Tec-9

The Tec-9 an unbelievably shite one-handed SMG made famous by Carl Johnson and the Columbine gays. It was made by Intratec 'til they went bust and so now only exists as cheap gook copies or as museum pieces. Somehow shooting it one-handed doesn't break your wrist, so this is the gun of choice for fapstars. It fires standard 9mm pistol rounds just like every other fucking gun out there. School shootings with this thang will make the media shit bricks and come out with shit like "Columbine REVISITED!" and "School Shootings - A PHENOMENON?!". That means it's perfect for the job; after all, what could be more satisfying to the average an hero than the thought of causing a media stir becasue of the gun they used, and maybe getting Michael Moore to ban the sale of its ammo?

P90/PS90

The P90 is a compact submachine gun meant for easy concealment from police while you tote it around your local mall while still retaining the ability to hit like an assault rifle and penetrate body armor. It does this by firing the same light and fast 5.7x28mm round as its relative, the FiveseveN (also made by FN). The P90 is notable due to its standard large capacity magazine which doesn't protrude from the weapon at all yet provides 50 rounds of cop killing ecstasy. Its extremely light recoil, even in full auto, means even pussies can shoot it. It's odd futuristic shape causes a lot of interest in the weapon from 13 year old boys. Sadly the P90 isn't available to every day homicidal maniacs, so we must make due with the civilian PS90. The PS90 is a semi-auto long barrel version of the P90 that usually comes in green and is sold with 30 round magazines. The PS90 can be converted to a P90 by simply hack sawing off the barrel, threading , and capping with a flash suppressor. Modding the seer for auto fire. Buy real 50 round P90 magazines. And spray painting it black. But this will get you V& unless you are licensed to own an automatic "SBR" (short barrel rifle) and modify weapons for full auto use, which you aren't, so don't even try.

MP7

The MP7 was created for the same reason as the P90, but more compact and even more ugly. It fires the 4.6x30mm round which is slightly more effective at penetrating body armor. It uses a more traditional protruding magazine in either 20 or 30 round configurations. Good luck getting your hands on one, and even if you do, good luck finding any ammo. Also, since it usually uses a 20-round mag and it fires at a very high rate, you'll drain the clip in under two seconds if you set it in auto mode. Way to go, loser.

The uber cool guns for pwning on the biggest scale.

LMGs (Light machine guns)

These are autos you can carry around, like the M240, M249 SAW, MG3, M60, BAR, RPD, RPK, MG34, M1919 and Bren. They can clear a room of students faster than yelling "YOU ARE THE FATHER!" at an NAACP meeting - plus they look teh awesome. They usually fire rifle-sized bullets. Modern ones, sadly, only fire shitty 5.56mm rounds, which fail.

Heavy Stuff

Think Maxim, Vickers, M2, MG42 and DshK. These will gleefully slice 'n' dice your foes to over 9000 pieces, with big bullets. These are teh awesome, more so than LMGs, just because they pwn so well. Only Over 9000 rounds from a .50-cal can even scratch a long cat. However, against ordinary fools, you will win. Niggers can't get their chicken grease mitts on these 'coz they're even more expensive than Nike kicks!. If they do, prepare for equality TEH END OF DE WORLD. Don't be silly, Niggers aren't smart enough to use guns. That's why Obama wants to ban guns, because he's jealous of the white man's superiority.

Don't even bother tooling one of these up for a school shooting, though; it weighs too damn much. Just leave it on a Hummer (for drive-bys) or on a tripod (for long ranged spraying) and let rip. Hurrah!

Gatling Guns

So you want a school shooting with a difference? A 6-barrel XM214 Gatling gun can fire 10,000 rounds a minute, at 3750 fps. Bye bye school, jocks, nerds, whores, and emos.

The Gatling gun comes in a variety of different flavors, not unlike slurpees, or condoms. Starting with the biggest, baddest motherfucker of all, the GAU-8 Avenger, a 30mm precision engineered lead-breathing dragon that has an A-10 Warthog mounted to it. This monster fires Depleted Uranium rounds the size of wine bottles meant for decimating rusted ruskie armor and sand nigger caves. It puts out over 4 tons of recoil force and the gun itself weighs 620lbs, but once you add n the magazine and the hydraulics system required to fire it, you're looking at over 4000lbs, then you'll need almost 2000lbs of ammo for about 15 seconds of blissful carnage. For best results, mount it on your bicycle.

A somewhat smaller version is the 6-barrel M61 Vulcan, capable of firing 20mm rounds at over 6000 rounds per minute that will blast Ruskie jets out of the sky when all the missiles are used up. Also used for blowing missiles out of the sky when mounted to ships and controlled by robots as the CIWS weapon system. The M196 is a 3-barrel version mounted on AH-1 Cobra's used for buttplugging terrorists at close range.

A 'smaller' Gatling gun gaining popularity as a mobile vehicle mounted system is the 3 barrel, .50 caliber GAU-19 GECAL ('jekyll'). It hits as hard as an M2 .50 cal heavy machine gun but has a rate of fire 4 times faster. This allows you to rack up points nearly as fast as a panty-waste M134 but with the added benefit of doing it even when their hiding behind three concrete walls and the nuke proof desks at your local school house.

Smaller still, is the General Electric M134, known commonly as the "Minigun." This 7.62mm beast was first used in the skies over Vietnam to spread freedom and democracy to the gooks, either as a door gun on the UH-60 Blackhawk UH-1 Huey (no blackhawks in Vietnam dumbass), or as a offensive weapon on the versatile MH-6 "Little Bird". Made most famous in Terminator 2 when the governator laid the smack down on some Californian police when they tried to take away his god given right to carry around large caliber assault weaponery. The ownage was so great, they appointed him their supreme ruler. The M134 also comes in 5.56mm, if you're too pussy to handle the recoil. No it doesn't.

The smallest yet conceived was the 6-barrel XM214 5.56 Gatling gun. It fired literally over 9000 rounds per minute. But it offered no practicality over the M134 and little/no advantage in weight. Even this model put out more than 200lbs of recoil force, weighed over 30lbs, and required at least 100lbs in backup equipment, such as batteries and large cases of ammo, which is needless to say, more than your limp wristed faggoty ass can handle. So forget your dreams of recreating the scene in Predator unless you want to an hero yourself in possibly the most ridiculous fashion possible. On second thought DO IT FAGGOT.

But if you want to kick it old school, look no further than the original Gatling gun, invented by Dr. Richard Jordan Gatling at least 100 years ago, when Amerrcuh was waging war within its own borders. This old warhorse didn't have your fancy electric drive motors. No, you put elbow grease into this antique, as you had to hand-crank the thing to shoot it. If you can find enough of the obsolete .58 caliber rimfire cartridges to fill the hopper of this old-timer, you can waste your school just like your great-great-great-granddaddy did to the blackies who refused to work the fields.

A list of more guns on a scale of pwning it makes the other guns look shit

Big Game Rifles

Not classed as ordinary rifles, coz they're so fucking huge. Best used to put holes in elephant's skulls, but if you want to terrorize the local niggers just load a .60 or .577 up at point it at 'em. Just don't fire it lying down (broken collar bone) or standing up (broken shoulder). Breaking your bones while pwning niggers will fail you, minussing your score by over 9000 points. Alternately, use them against other snipers, who will be using .50 BMG, 7.62mm, or, if they're real wankers, 5.56mm.

Shotgun

Use this bad boy to really fuck up someone's day. Sprays a lot of buckshot everywhere which means you can pwn a whole bunch of people or destroy one person at extremely close range. Very popular with hunters and cops and comes in many flavors like the pussy fuck .410 , the 12 gauge and the PWNAGE 4 Gauge Magnum that will fucking pwn the fuck out of any sandnigger you meet. Alternately: 1. Saw stock off 2. Shorten the barrel(s) to about 4 inches. 3. Fire it one handed. 4. ???? 5. PROFIT!!

Fat cops fear the shotgun especially, since a 12 gauge slug reliably penetrates the Level IIIa body armor that they wear. They never expect getting owned in the face. Shotguns are also more effective if you're host.

Flamethrower

The closest you can actually come to playing Satan. Strap on 2 scuba tanks full of napalm and rain fiery death on gooks. Just be careful not to use it on a really windy day or you'll involuntarily become an hero. Much to the ire of leftards, you can legally own or build one. Srsly. The best part of this weapon is that you can take out a whole platoon in one shot, however if someone shoots the tank, prepare to suffer one of the most worst and painful deaths imaginable.

Grenade Launcher

This is a gun that shoots 25mm or 40mm grenades. Boom! The M-79 is a favorite from 'Nam, perfect for ruining Gooks. Like a smaller Bazooka, basically. Watch out, though, it's illegal in California. Oh wait, so is everything else.

Bazooka

Will ruin everything from goths to teenagers to the entire local mall in a glorious explosion of win. A favorite of Counter-Strike O.G.s. They don't like dat shit one-two bit. Only refers to the bazooka itself, the rest are called recoiless rifles, asshole.

The Golden Gun

Kills with one bullet. This is partly due to the little known toxicity of gold. When using the golden gun IRL, be sure to memorize all the respawn points, and use it on your enemies before they can fight back. Also be sure to be rich, as, being made of gold, the Golden Gun is, unsurprisingly, fucking expensive. Once you have it, though, you will be able to kill every nigger from here to Swaziland.