NORP
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NORP is an epithet from the police acronym for Normal Ordinary Responsible Person (aka "Joe Public") and the antithesis of Anonymous.
NORPs have no idea about the Internets because all NORPs have AOL accounts. Furthermoar, if a NORP should happen upon the likes of ED or /b/, they would not only shit bricks but prolly call the Party Van (which they call "the authorities").
NORPs are shocked and appalled by such Internets phenomena like the Megan Meier affair and get all atwitter when they see reports about HACKERS ON STEROIDS and cyber bullying on local TV news reports that 'expose' the shenanigans of anon.
What Is A NORP?
A NORP is a church-going, law biding Red State citizen who has a wife and two-point-five kids (two boys and a girl), a 9-5 job, a small house in the suburbs with a neatly tended garden, and who builds replicas of 18th Century sailing ships out of toothpicks in his basement.
He also likes all-you-can-eat "Surf & Turf" night at TGIFridays and watches Monday Night Football, Fox News and Soap Operas religiously.
The NORP is also a closet gay with a drinking problem who furtively checks over his shoulder to see if his wife is watching him masturbate to Joseph Evers pr0n.
When NORPS Go PERP
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