NAMBLA
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
An acronym for Numerous Aficionados of Maiming Boys' Luscious Assholes (or National Association for Marlon Brando Look-Alikes), NAMBLA boasts a membership currently unknown because only complete sickos would want everyone to know they (literally) fuck little boys in the ass. First opened to the public on an episode of South Park, NAMBLA has been around since time immemorial.
Like furries and fags, NAMBLA members try to justify their behavior by citing historical sources. Apparently "boy love" dates back to ancient Greek and Roman times, and has existed throughout history. However, what they somehow fail to understand is that modern day America is not ancient Greece, and by arguing that it's perfectly natural in the same manner as homosexuality they. The rest of the gay community, however, hates NAMBLA with a burning passion of Over 9000 for linking them with pedophiles when they have enough shit to worry about as it is. This, and the fact that the CIA, FBI, NSA, and Child Services all have at least 100 studies showing that an overwhelming majority of pedophiles are fags. Not so surprisingly, there is no member of NAMBLA below the age of 52. I guess the little boys want to have nothing to do with an organization fully devoted to having 55 year old cock shoved in their asses.
Keep in mind, however, that this shouldn't be mixed up with the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes.
[edit] NAMBLA members
- Young Tubers United
- UpDownMostly
- Howard Stern
- Raukue
- Lando
- Rupert Murdoch
- Jesuslovesyou3
- Peter Criss
- Tom Metzger
- Jimbo Wales
- Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
- Jack Valenti
- Jameth
- Fred_Phelps
- Godwin
- Your mom
- Jacko
- Jonathan King
- John Wayne Gacy
- Daniel Brandt
- Christopher
- Quasidan
- Ebaum
- Eminem
- Gary Glitter
- Edgar Allen Poe
- William Shakespeare
- Radu Privantu
- Irish282
- Dustin Gardener
- Every gym teacher you ever had
- All fading 80's pop stars
- KurtBatz
- Richard Stallman
- Reggie Fils-Aime
- You
- Muwekma
- Adamwankenobi
- Mylemonholes (Aaron Leven/Bastin)
- Dane Cook
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