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/n/-Your #1 sauce for ANTI-RUSSIAN NEWS!

/n/ is a Russiophobic image board entirely devoted to discussion of Anti-Russian News.

A Brief History of /n/

The last straw

The /n/ews board on 4chan was universally considered a bastion of rational debate and witty banter. One day, however, moot decided to shit-can the whole board because they said mean things about Barack Obama and black people. Naturally, conspiracy burst forth from the death of /n/, with reasons varying from the incompatibility of 4chan's modernization to the fact that it was a bitch to moderate. Some argue that the real reason behind /n/'s closure was that moot didn't want to attract any media attention during the election year. And nothing of value was lost.

The Exodus and New /n/

“	Despite mounting opposition in 4chan imageboards /k/ (weapons) and /n/ (transport), valiant /n/ewsfags continue the fight to reclaim their former homeland. These boards have become the latest battlegrounds in the ongoing campaign conducted by exiled /n/ewsboard militants, whose former home, /n/, has been resettled by the minority Train & Transport Enthusiasts (TTE). Despite courageous efforts by /n/ews loyalists, the TTE is reluctant to come to a compromise with the militant group. Yet still there are other news enthusiasts who wish to move on and establish a home in other boards, namely the weapons board, /k/. Recently, the traditionally right-wing board underwent a violent transformation of moderation authority, and is now ruled by an oppressive regime intent on eliminating /v/eneral warts and /b/ubonic plague. The /n/ refugees who fled their former board were greeted with caustic hostility upon attempting to establish legitimacy in /k/, and although communication was lost recently, it is believed that the remnants are lurking after sustaining significant casualties in up to 4 separate threads in the past hour. More on the story as it develops...	„
—Brave /n/ewsfag.

While most board users confined themselves to an apathetic "Meh" at the boards passing and took to loving trains instead, a small group of irredeemable /n/ewsfags decided to set up new /n/. For days /n/iggers became the Jews of 4chah, roaming from board to board providing relevant news, only to be told to GTFO. /N/iggers first chose to establish a new homeland on /k/. /K/ommandos, being naturally suspicious of anything informative, reacted violently. After wandering through *chans for 40 years, Plus4chan eventually became the agreed upon home of new /n/. Any point of view is welcome there, as long as the basic principles of Free Speech (except for religious crazies, commies and libtards) and tolerance are upheld (lol, yeah right).

Like New Coke before it, New /n/ confidently predicts it will soon eclipse the popularity of its predecessor and become the main source of /n/ews debate on the whole internets within 3 months.

Resident Trolls

Invisible Sky Magician

Basement Dwelling Expert

Although board statistics claim there are several hundred unique-IP posters on New /n/, a brief glance at the front page demonstrates there are actually ~~only three four~~ too fucking many trip and namefags fagging up my /n/.

Anonex!LazyIR.llI Created /n/. Rarely shows up to keep the place in order.
Anonymous is the most active poster on new /n/, supplying the great majority of troll posts as well as actual news posts. Although little is known about this reclusive basement-dwelling creature, experts agree he is white, middle-class and most likely gay.
Invisible Sky Magician!!L0AwVjATZj is a 15 year old Chinese living in Canada. All of his admittedly numerous psychological and emotion problems can be explained by this fact. He uses proxies to keep coming back, but never lasts long before he gets banned for being Invisible Sky Magician. He has therefore recently fled to 420chan /n/, which hates him, if anything, more than plus4chan /n/ewsfags.
Pe3pe!!Eywt0Qx1 (see: Mexican lulzkiller), Obama loving Spic who functions as a moderator.
~~anonymous of athens !SysNpnp3nU~~ the Chinese Ministry of Information, a moralfag. Also a janitor.
MagnumOpus!NX9RILq6kY Refugee from old /n/ ~~who only stayed briefly.~~ Another janitor.
~~Animefag~~ moot spams the board with one-line content nobody gives a shit about and fags up the place.
Anonymous ~~Hongkie~~ 阿燦 is from a family of ~~Hong Kong bureaucrats whose hobbies include sucking their ever-victorious Great Leader Sir Donald Tsang's tiny PENIS~~ Mainlander immigrants. As you might imagine, he gets himself trolled easily by ISM and spends his time defending GRORIOUS CHINA from ISM's vicious slanders.
~~ferin~~ Invisible Sky Fagician is an Overseas Chinese keyboard warrior from the trollfest that is The Peking Duck.
☆☠☆ Basement Dwelling Expert (dwelled in 219 basements) ☆☠☆!EjbSXSwhIU!!qvMQqwAzL1 Most obvious troll ever.
Peanut Butter!JkT8q4gSdA A britfag student.
Invisible Sky Nigga and yhellothar Chinkfags from AsiaFinest Forum.
☭ Fascist troll.
~~Sonymaster !!NGhXKehOalY~~ Bill O'Reilly idolizing Conservitard who never quite made to to new /n/. No one ever noticed.
Grimgerde!!OyMQH3MzD2
Koraboros!0KB/JOhwxM!!Z4ZTIxZGMx Refugee from /r9k/
VIVA LA TRIPFAGGOTRY!NqceGhVGk Old /n/ewsfag
FAGGATRON_3000!U0FKfqmRjs
Misery Gloom!hguq2yTKHQ
Kaziklu!!L1LGAyATMy
doodling /co/mrade !!SwBQDlMwD2
Leb-Chan /n/ Reporter in the field who gets sorely butthurt in sand nigger related discussions
IL-Chan /n/ Reporter in the field who get sorely butthurt in Jew-related discussions, he also happens to be in the IDF patrol and trolls /k/ regularly.
Carlton newfag (not to be confused with "/n/ewsfag") who seeped in from plus4chan's aptly named lair of faggotry, /baw/.
Thingamigoober !!SvAmuyLzWy

Obsessions

Typical /n/ewsfags

Like Old /n/ before it, New /n/ is regularly convulsed with lengthy, venom-filled but often surprisingly amusing 'debates' on the various issues of our times. Are Slimes human? Are Russians butthurt (protip: they're not)? Is Obama a Communist? Does God exist, or was Jesus doing it for the lulz? And how can we secure the existence of the Aryan people and a future for white children?

These and many other topics are debated without regard to such arbitrary notions as 'political correctness' or 'evidence'. To a /n/ewsfag, any position is valid and (except for those put forward by niggers and other mud-people) are respected.

New /n/ vs Russia

Generally cool guy

Lots of guys on /n/ seem to dislike Russia for their support of their people, but /n/ is is still pretty cool about not getting blinded by western capitalists' lies about Russia's problems.

No one can deny the coolness of Putin when it comes to politics, hunting, or putting pressure on capitalist pigs that are wanting to send jobs out of the country.

This is what butthurt /n/ewsfags think all Russians look like. Russians are not butthurt; YOU are butthurt.

New /n/ vs China

New /n/ hates China. Or rather, New /n/ hates Invisible Sky Magician, who is Chinese, and extends this hatred in a more or less absent minded fashion to cover all nips, chinks, chongs, bongs, gooks and mongs. This enmity is most evident in the long-term trolling of the Asia Finest forum, and with the repeated posting of pig disgusting anti-Chinese propaganda.

New /n/ vs Old /n/

New /n/ also hates Choofags, and organizes semi-regular raids consisting of flooding Old /n/ with news articles. The general consensus is that these raids are utterly pointless, as Choofags themselves won't even defend their own board, resulting in almost all but 3 train threads being pruned, but the certainty of being defeated has never stopped the board acting like children before, and it sure as hell won't stop them now. If history has taught us anything (and it hasn't) it is that /n/ewsfags don't learn anything from history.

New /n/ vs New /n/

Even with all the other targets for spleen-venting, New /n/ has considerable venom left over to direct against itself. This hatred manifests in many forms, from the character assassinations and tripfag hate common to all the *chans, to a perversely hostile attitude towards new posters despite New /n/'s stated intention to increase its user base.

How do I trolled /n/?

Post sports news, or suggest that niggers are equal.

Chanapocalypse

At the time of the Chanapocalypse plus4chan's /n/ was still a pretty small board integrated mostly by regular users from old /n/. However it being spared from the DDOSing (probably because no one gives a shit about it) made it somewhat of a safe heaven and increased its posting rates over five times.

On July 29th, 2008, Anonex redesigned plus4chan and made /n/ visible from other boards.