Mygnrforum
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mygnrforum.com is the second worst Guns N' Roses forum on the net, partially because of the dumb-ass, power hungry, manchild admins who spend most of their time on an internet forum deleting accounts because someone has an opinion that doesn't agree with them. But is not even in the league with HereTodayGoneToHell.com which is the #1 worst GNR forum.
Mygnr was anally raped in the ass in June of 2006 by an elite team of hackers called the boon brothers because the admin was too busy stealing money from forum members and making tons of cash of google ads to update his forum.
The forum is divided into two main categories: Axl Bashers and Axl Nut Swingers. Both are irritating whiny bitches who operate on one key principle: I have more posts than you, therefore I know more about Guns N' Roses and my opinion is more valid than yours.
This forum also contains the biggest Axl Nut Swinger of them all "AxlsDisillusion" aka "Jim Bob" who constantly rambles on about how much he hates the old band and how awesome the new band is because Axl Rose picked them out himself. "AxlsDisillusion/Jim Bob" is also a middle aged man who films porno of women who couldn't get picked up by the high end porn sites so they were stuck with him.
It is well known that the fanboy types who frequent Mygnrforum mostly middle-aged internet perverts looking to hook-up with teenage girls (Sixtus).
Troll their shit.
Lithium
Anybody who craves the attention of others on the internet is an idiot. If these people were to form a group, Lithium would be the ideal person to fuck up their gay club meetingz.
Adnan is a faggot
Adnan wrote the following about himself:
- Adnan is the greatest person who ever walked this earth. He has phenomenal knowledge of film and music and kicks ass, period.
- He is a member of the GREAT forum mygnrforum, which he has complete control of, naturally. He is a better keyboardist than Elton John, and can play drums a lot better than Ginger Baker, and Keith Moon.
- Adnan is also a phenomenal student and a fan of the greatest bands ever.
- Adnan kicks your ass with his Godlike presence.
- Adnan is God. Clapton is also God, and along with Keef, those two form the Holy Trinity.
- All kneel down and worship Adnan. For HE is the God of mygnrforum, and everything else (along with Clapton and Keef)
"Adnan is my hero!" -DLT
Adnan likes movies.........
A lot.
Madison
Uses online dating service programs because she can hide her identity (don't believe me? ask Almost Famous). Thus the lucky guy she cybers with won't find out what she's hiding in her underwear when they meet IRL.
Angelica
Bullshitting ball-breaking bitch. Thinks anyone who happens to have less posts than her is a shit-eating cretin who must be contradicted at all costs.
Much like Jimmy Carr, keeps popping up in places she isn't welcome.
Axlander/Almost Famous
Axlander aka Almost Famous is a teen drama queen who used to post shit like this: "Axl is the man, who has helped me stay alive. Without his lyrical insights, I know I would not be here today. People can call me a kiss ass all they want, but without the lyrics he wrote, which I found meaning in when the going got tough, there would be no Almost Famous/Axlander."
Axlander/Almost Famous is a kiss ass who thought he was important because he had 15,000+ posts. Idiot.
luiz
wnated 2 c gnar in mexico slsh axel plz
Thomas Meadows a.k.a. thomasmeadowsMboss
Is a member of the "United States Elite I Gotta Be In My Basement and Pretend I'm In The Air Force" Division of The Air Force. So far he is the only one that is assigned that job. He also claims to actually be in the air froce but mygnr admins notably Madison have claimed otherwise. Some of the allegations against him were saving a village or getting ugly fat girls and even making love to toilet seats at old people's retirement homes. this is who i is, orther than the turth, i would only thrown down a woman in training camp.
Quotes from Madison...
"No one saves villages anymore! It's just not right. I heard if guys become pussies and save a villge they get their nuts chopped off by a monkey. Now either Thomas really wants his balls gone or he is a complete moron!"
"Hey! You can stop playing Air Force in the basement now! You have school"
"Thomas Meadows hates girls especially hot ones. He also hates guys. He once sent me a videotape of him masturbating in his own poop mooing like a cow and cawing like a rooster. I never banned him and never will so I can keep on flaming him."-
Eric Ramano: MyGnR webmaster.
GUNSNROSES513
Is a giant douche. No one knows whre it lives or what it does but it posts regularly over at mygnrforum. Hoping it's rare species will soon be discovered. Sadly he is the only one left. The rest were killed in a mass murder known as the "killing of the giant douches and duchettes". it recently wanted a gun so it would kill all the people who murdered his species. It's also fat and claims to have "lost" weight yet also claims it can lick its own tits, coincidence?
Death Star
really, really sucks.
Chris_Axl
Known for being a homo queer. Can only communicate through typing since his mouth is mostly full of Axl's cock. Often listens to Contrabland despite his constant put downs of the group. Idiot.
Dirty Little Thing
Banned after was haxxored by a group of elites. Password was "axlrose", which is the same as madison's.
Removed By teh TSUNAMI group.
Nick722
Constantly browses the forum as NewGunner22 with Ninja like stealth. Puts down Velvet Revolver with lame puns like "Contrabland" but secretly tells DLT how much he thinks Libertad rules.
Nick722 is currently in a 3-way relationship with Jessica and Rebel Yell.
Ramona
Known for being the sexiest forum administrator alive, Eric "Up the Wazoo!" Ramona sits atop the throne as King of all GN'R forums. His constant use of the :) smiley illustrates his complete and total appreciation for humankind as a whole. On the other hand, his worse half, Madison, is a complete tool who refuses to post a picture until she finally takes enough of our members' money to afford that operation.
icet224
Is glad he isn't too noticeable on the forum.
Gunsguy
Gunsguy is a one of the many forum losers who thought it was clever to create a new account as a 14 year old female. Since his old reputation was tarnished by his constant stupidity, he decided to start over. Fortunately his own dumbness made it obvious that he was posing as a 14 year old child, and as a result, he was a guest on NBC's "To Catch A Predator". Upon being caught, they found a dildo, and a fagmag in his backpack.
warchild/Gunzen
is a 56-year-old member who used to post ridiculous poetry and rant. Everyone thought he was some guy named Axl. He also used the name Infamous and also posted under a female name Just A Little Patience. He currently posts under the names of "Gunzen" (at mygnr) and "Bumble4tus" (at heretodaygonetohell). Idiot.
SunnyDre
He has a dream!
He also thinks the Holocaust never existed, which further proves that he's a fucking idiot.
He also likes teh cock.
Iceman24
A Buckethead fan who dared to say Buckethead was the best guitarist ever in GN'R. After posting PM's from madison he got suspended for a month. He was never allowed to return though, since Madison invented stuff to prevent him from returning. Also his second account, which he was told by the admins, was legal, was banned shortly after rejoining. Furthermore he is also known for the infamous "Do you have curly pubes?" thread and for clearing the issue whether Buckethead or Richard Fortus was playing the guitar solo on the leaked version of Madagascar, by e-mailing Richard Fortus himself. He is also known for the "Guns N' Roses guitarist comparison" video on YouTube. In June '08 his engagement with forum member P.A. Guns was announced on www.mymafiamania.com
Moop
Was a former member, and was suspended for two weeks because his signature is 1337.
Incognito
This faggot tried to get GN'R or other "interest partys" to send him leaks for 1,000 dollars, when in reality he doesn't make that much in a year.
The truth is he is a fat lard who tries to be cool on a GN'R forum by ass kissing madison, who is really a man. Fuckin' homo
username
Is a piece of shit who likes to piss people off, make rumors about other people and have sex with his other online Furry friends. Yes username is a furfag. He also hates topics about anime/manga and thinks discussion of all comics and cartoons like Spidermanshould be mandatory, when the topic is specifically anime/manga, should also be included. He also hates it when people don't agree with him and reports them for doing so.
Stacks On Deck
Makes it rain a mili, a milli, a milli, a milli, a milli, a million times. A million here and a million there.
Kevin
is the only member of mygnr who supports teh lulz and makes any sense. In other words, Kevin is the greatest member on mygnrforum. Since the dawn of caveman, Kevin has been posting and making everyone's day a little brighter each step of the way.
2005 Was A Travesty
The year of 2005 brought about a group of GN'R fans who were filled to the brim with cleverness and wit: Rebel Yell, Rim Job, myself, Motley Crue, God, and various other members. Using their extreme levels of humor, they generated lulz in the form of GN'R related comics. Modison, realizing that she was a 40-year old, unemployed Guns N' Roses forum administrator, drank a half a pack of red bulls and worked up the courage to ban these members for completely asinine reasons. Since that day, the group has migrated from Whitedudes Place, to Almost Madison's Palace, and have now settled at [damaged], led by Jemery Bruch, a well-known feminist amongst the GNR community. [1]
Since then, MyGNR has been a travesty. Members like Chris_Axl, GNR513, Chris_Axl, and some other faggots have tried to fill the gaps left by the estranged (you see what I did there?) members, but have ultimately failed.
the lol bumblefoot incident
In July 2008 several forum members posted the message "lol bumblefoot", or "lol Buckethead" after Kevin posted the former and received a warning. This resulted in several people being suspended. Those people were: Dean-16, Hells_Bells, angel of death, UseYourAppetite, junglebaby and tbizzle. All of them, except Dean-16 (a donator), got banned because they were accused of having rejoined the forum under a different name.
On October 14th 2008 the user Martoine was also banned after posting lol Bumblefoot but as of yet the reasons for the ban have not been revealed due to censorship from the moderating team. If the reason for the ban turns out to be lol Bumblefoot then it would have resulted in a ban without warning.
DSG/Ffrankwhite/Moop Banning
In roughly a week, the aforementioned users were banned by Modison, for seemingly worthless reasons. This incident has since been referred to as 'The BANoffee Pie incident?'.
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