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Notorious Spammer, Tom Anderson
Notorious Spammer, Tom Anderson
ALL YOUR BASE! Warning!:
OMG TOM WILL SPAM U!

The MySpace Newsletter is a marketing tool of Rupert Murdoch's, sent to purposely install malware and download k1dd13 pr0n onto your work/parent's computer. Tom Anderson personally contacts the talented bands which some division of News Corporation is pushing this week.

OMG, i kan rly vote on who opnz 4 FALL OUT BOI??@21?/??/

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Al Gore swears revenge
Al Gore swears revenge

Despite clearly selecting NO SPAM FGT! in the account settings, this esteemed journal is sent to you every month, clogging your internets tubes with over 9000 emails, due to you having multiple accounts to further your friend-making and avoid a ride in the Party Van.

Al Gore, inventor of teh intarnets, convinced Tom to use his ingenious plan to spread the word about zOMG Global WARMING!!!1! Since MySpace is the biggest polluter of intarnet tubes, Tom was ordered by his boss, Rupert Murdoch to rape Tipper several times with a cucumber. This caused much lulz for Fox Executives, who uploaded the pix of the incident to /b/, where their fellow racists could fap to them.

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