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MyIDIsPhat

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MyIDIsPhat is currently incarcerated by the Monmouth County Prosecutor for possession of child pornography.
Gary trying out for Icy Hot Stuntaz 2.0
Gary trying out for Icy Hot Stuntaz 2.0
Mood:angry
Mood:angry
Gary's BFF - Pedobear
Gary's BFF - Pedobear

MyIDIsPhat, also known as Gary Wolchesky, is a YouTube pedophile who has created over 9000 accounts on Youtube, all have which have been suspended due to faggotry, AIDS, and fail. He is one of the boldest supporters of pedophilia on Youtube, and is of course friends with every baby-raper, child molester, and sick fuck on the intrawebs, and is one of the leaders of the pro-pedophilia movement on Youtube. He freely and cheerfully admits to having lured and groomed a shitload of young boys over Xbox Live, and having molested tons of young boys IRL, claiming he did all of this out of profound love for the children whose lives he ruined forever. Isn't this guy adorable??

Gary is, without question, also one of the dumbest fucktards ever to walk the Earth, being unable to talk in complete sentences, finish trains of thought, or think or speak coherently. Whenever Gary's microcephallic brain is unable to comprehend something (approximately 350% of the time), he rants about how "profounded" he is (lulz). Of course, the rest of us are simply DUMBfounded how someone as fucking stupid as Gary even managed to graduate from elementary school! Some hypothesize that Gary was mercilessly beaten with the stupid stick throughout his childhood, while others propose that Gary's mental retardation is directly caused by his AIDS and epic phail. Which of these hypotheses are true remains to be seen.

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Gary's Dox

A typical Gary Wolchesky icon. Srsly.
A typical Gary Wolchesky icon. Srsly.

Gary Wolchesky
64 Ironwood Ct.
Middletown, NJ 07748
732-670-9744

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  • Gary tried to vandalize this article in July of 2009 using this account: User:Kdjfei

His Little Kids (Their Xbox Live Gamertags)

Self-pwning Snowball

MyIDIsPhat is an internet tough guy
MyIDIsPhat is an internet tough guy
Another pedo named Gary
Another pedo named Gary
Gary and the family at his graduation
Gary and the family at his graduation

Because Gary is such a mindless wasteland of a pitiful excuse for a human being, he rants endlessly in his videos about his adventures with young boys, and how much he has enjoyed molesting them. Of course, he never anticipated that such flagrant and open admission of his felonious activities might actually attract a substantial amount of pedo-hate towards him, or that he might get himself into trouble with the law. Perhaps suffering from a case of unrealistic expectations, Gary thought that he would actually be tolerated, accepted and appreciated by the YouTube community as a whole, and that he would be able to enlighten the world about the virtues of sexually abusing children.

Of course, the exact opposite happened instead, as it always does to those made of AIDS and fail. Gary's channels have been covered in a shitstorm of pedo-hate, ruthlessly vandalized, and suspended almost as soon as they are created. He has received numerous death threats, as well as countless suggestions that he become an hero. The YTYC and other anti- have also taken a keen interest in Gary, and posted them all over the internet. And yet, despite the fact that everyone except possibly Tony Blair knows his full name, address, and telephone number, he continues to make videos about how much he likes to rape young boys, and his plans to become either a babysitter or a preschool teacher. It is only a matter of time before Gary ends up as big black Bubba's bitch in a maximum security prison. In the meantime, however, we can continue to enjoy the massive amount of lulz that follows him like his own shadow.

Gary's banned accounts:

Gary's Mom's YouTube

Gary's Myspace Accounts

Parody Accounts of Gary and Company


Græt Justice

Bye bye Gary
Bye bye Gary
MyIDIsInPrison
MyIDIsInPrison

Finally, on October 23, 2009 pedogary was caught. In this here article it states his arrest:

"FREEHOLD — A Middletown man who bragged about being a pedophile in a video posted to the popular YouTube.com Web site was arrested Thursday on a charge of child endangerment.

The arrest of Gary Wolchesky of Ironwood Court came just two days after his 21st birthday. He is charged with one count of fourth-degree endangering the welfare of a child following a joint investigation by the Monmouth County Prosecutor's Office and Middletown police. Authorities said they found on his computer multiple images of children under 16 engaged in sexual acts.

According to a profile for Wolchesky on YouTube.com, he listed various aliases, user names and profile names — PEDOTeenTech, GaryGodx, MyIDisPhat, MyIDisCool, TeenTech or Genetic Supremacy — he is known as on different Internet sites. He listed himself as a 2007 graduate of Keyport High School, and said he was fired by Wal-Mart and uses YouTube and XBoxLive online to search for his intended victims.

Wolchesky became the target of the investigation after police were tipped off to a video on the YouTube Web site. That video has since been taken down, prosecutors said.

An initial forensic examination of Wolchesky's home computer yielded a significant number of images leading to his arrest Thursday.

Wolchesky was being held in the Monmouth County jail, Freehold Township, in lieu of $100,000 bail. As a condition of bail, Wolchesky is barred from using the Internet, interactive gaming consoles and having contact with any minors.

If convicted of fourth-degree endangering the welfare of a child, he faces up to 18 months in state prison. Authorities said the investigation into his activities is ongoing.

Phone calls to a home telephone number and a cell phone number for Wolchesky were not immediately returned Thursday."

Gary's Most Memorable Quotes

 
“ 		 
What every time I jack off I am thinking of a little boy even when I had sex with a women I was thinking of a little boy to try and stay hard sometimes I jack off 3 times a day and once I jacked off 6 time in one day god all I think about is sex.
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—Gary Wolchesky aka MyIDisCool

 
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In my video I said I was a pedophile witch I believe now was a mistake.
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—Gary Wolchesky on how to get fired from Walmart

 
“ 		 
I want to blow up the government, because we are legally obligated.
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—Gary Wolchesky

 
“ 		 
Most of the time I’m with boys there is no sexual involvement
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—Gary Wolchesky

 
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They think I’m cool as hell because I do crazy shit all the time. Of course they love to ruff play. I’m not saying there is sexual involvement, but I’m not saying there isn’t.
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—Gary Wolchesky

 
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By the way for us pedophile it doesn't really matter if your anti pedophile or not it only matters if you children are or not LOL...
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—Gary Wolchesky, sending shivers down your spine

 
“ 		 
We [pedophiles] are better than any parent with children.
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—Gary Wolchesky

 
“ 		 
just wait into the shit hits the fan.
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—Gary Wolchesky

 
“ 		 
Why does youtube even bother to suspended me it must be an automatic system I know that last account should be suspended but it would be suspended anyway so why not go out in a blaze of glory right. I know youtube does have in there terms of service they say you are not allowed to create an account ever again. But my first accounts there were no reason to suspended them. The reason youtube that I am so angry isn't because that I have been harassed my life was threatened no it isn't any of that it is your failure to suspended the people that do it. Hell even my dox(Name address phone number) has been posted and those users are still here what is this bull fucking shit. My family even were threatened even my 3 year old sister was threatened how low do anti pedophiles go. I even have proof of this if you don't believe me. I am going to sue you for your failure to take it down after I reported it. So fuck you youtube suspended me all you want I will have the last laugh.
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—Gary Wolchesky AKA MyIDIsTwentyOne

 
“ 		 
Really what happened here was a hate crime don't wary everyone that is not associated with the Yahweh clan most likely you didn't do anything. You can leave as many comments as you want just don't threaten my family or put my family in danger other wise I will sue you and I do have a really good chance at beating these fucks. Youtube maybe a problem suing but I think we can do it. If you dont think I can win just look at what happened to Peta Luna I may of spelled that wrong but you get the idea she did a lot less then what happened here she got sued. So lets see what happens when I go for it.
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—Gary Wolchesky

 
“ 		 
So after learning this is the person that loves children or the people who threatens them the one that is right or wrong. Look my family were threatened even when I made a video about it those anti pedos kept reporting it for a hate speech when if fact it was not they got that off in a few hours. Antis are just bullies. It is true that I am sexually attracted to children but why should that reflect on my family. Besides can you central your sexual desires can you became gay or strait in the snap of a finger. No you can not. Acting on your desires and having them are two different things.
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—Gary Wolchesky

 
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LoganSperman2 You never never say anything about me. The Yahweh Clan is very determined to prove you like it up the ass from Irish282. I don't doubt it I know how children or teens get when they know when there AF(adult friend) is attacked. They are very protective. That is all you are doing protecting you AF. It is just you know how to take action.
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—Gary Wolchesky offering support to LoganSperman2

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