Mugen
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Not to be confused with Honda Mugen
M.U.G.E.N. is the wonderful world where fanboys go to have wild orgasms about their childhood heroes fighting together because game companies dont give a shit about what they want. In this, they automatically pwn Marvel vs Capcom 2 with it's indisputable collection of ripped off Marvel characters masquerading as inferior DC comic book heroes.
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Mein Mugen
The purpose of the game was to tell Marvel to kiss my ass for not making MVC3 a possibility. Over the years, everyone spends more time bitching about politics rather than playing the game, making Mugen the first unplayable piece of anal gob ever created. However, it is rumored that Jesus will return on Judgment Day and end this situation by making more bitchfests about a new sequel called:
MUGEN IS DEAD, FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO
(Unless Jesus is made into a playable character, thus placating him.)
It is also "free" but those who support it don't know what free means.
Story
Main story: Some karate character has a girlfriend who gets kidnapped by a never-created villain who's too suave to make an appearance.
Other stories:
- 2nd idea (which fanboys agreed): A mysterious ghost of all fighting invites any and all warriors to the world of Moogaan to kick the shit out of each other like in Super Smash Bros
- 3rd idea: Generic fighter X fights until the game crashes
- 4th idea: The majority of shitty stories can be seen on YouTube
- 5th idea: The karate character from before gets his dick caught in a jar of pickles and unsuccessfully performs a series of karate moves as an attempt to remove it
Gameplay
The objective of the game is to find over a million characters and stages (while never touching them after one time) and fag up Jewtube with as many videos containing either Super Saiyan Evil Shin Orochi Omega Shotokan Akuma-like characters, or the rare "NORMAL" matches that people will never give a shit about. If your vids manage to pull a Google and lead everyone to you via the search bar, you are teh winnar!
You cannot play arcade mode because it is completely pointless. Nor can you play vs mode because online did not make love to mugen. This is a one player game btw.
Features
Character Creation: Creating a M.U.G.E.N. character is like writing fanfiction but for a video game instead of for no reason at all. The best mugen creators are very proud of the characters they make, and will be very upset if you steal their hard work.
Types of characters you can create:
- Perfectly fucking normal characters, made by creators who work really hard at making the game a fun and worthwhile experience
- Totally original characters, this usually manifests in the form of a recolor of Ryu or K' with lightning or fire added to make him look like the character they worked so hard to think up
- Pr0n females (but no pr0n males which makes fags unhappy)
- Anything considered illegal
- Characters that have something wrong with them, and the fucking creator is too fucking lazy to fix the motherfucking problem so I have to deal with a character that could be cool but isn't because some fag gave up making his stupid motherfucking MS paint character
Stage Creation: Because you've never made a wallpaper before.
The Mugen Community
The Mugen Fanbase is one of the biggest lulz fests evar created by god himself. In general, there are two different factions:
- Idiots that constantly try to prevent code use, despite character coding being open for this purpose AS SPECIFIED IN THE FUCKING README. They back this up by bringing up arguments about BASIC coding language, but in all honesty, who the hell would use that as a defense today?!
Mugen fans in the Eyes of the community
- Idiots that believe that Mugen is a war between leechers and creators and shout "WE WON WE WON" whenever they get leaked betas or some forum slackens the rules on character distribution.
Creators: The people who have no lives and spend countless hours making things for people to enjoy, then hide in the closet when someone other than themselves hand them out to people. They usually consist of:
- Sprite Artists (Gods of anything)
- Sex offenders (responsible for countless hentai bitches)
- Photographers (Want shitty backgrounds? Take a picture of your ass and turn it into a level)
- C++er's (uses codes as an excuse to hog their shit, example of pure bitchy-ness)
Leechers: Makes up 150% of every user on the internet according to this dipshit. These are people who would most likely join warehouses because the communities loves money.....er politics.
Mugen Community Ethics
On July of 2006, the M.U.G.E.N Wikipedia article became victim of an edit war involving the PMS-diagnosed people of Randomselect fagging up the article with the "rules of the Mugen community" (not to be confused with the Rules of the Internet) in hopes of abolishing leeching and warehousing for good and, ultimately, becoming the next fan favorite idiot-bashing Mugen group. Here is a list of these rules in which the entire internets must abide by to avoid being hassled by MRev fanboys still living in the 2003-era of Mugen.
- Do not host or upload characters anywhere, that includes your own webspace, e-mail, Rapidshare, and Archive.org.
- Do not modify characters without the creator's permission, even if they are no longer active in the scene or even alive.
- Do not request characters, and do not inquire about characters you see on select screens posted by people who demand that you not request said characters.
- Do not reveal links to characters found on public webpages, this is what is considered to be "leaking of private material".
- Do not create patches for characters, including AI patches, palettes, and DOS patches.
- Do not release open-source sprite packs, and do not reveal the methods of ripping from certain games.
- Do not report character releases on news sites or message boards.
- Do not post screenshots and YouTube videos of characters.
- Do not ask for older versions of characters.
- Repeat rules 1-9, only replace the offended creator with the offended spokesperson of the creator.
Failure to comply with any of these rules will result in multiple statements from creators of quitting Mugen, knee-jerk closings of creator sites and databases, 70-page shitstorm threads, and a vast quantity of ShoShingo-homage posts from newfags such as Kung Fu Man, Byakko, Hoshi, Mgbenz, Bastard Wolf, TMasta, and MachinaWeapon.
Community Meme Failures
- Bardock: In an attempt to derail a topic, people post pictures of this infamous Dragonball Z character over and over again until a mod locks the topic.
- JUST BLOCK: Used by creators who don't want to fix broken chaining. Actually is more successful than the other Mugen memes and has apparently broken out into other non-Mugen boards.
- /me drops a steamroller on [Target]: Kung Fu Man uses this when he attempts to pwn people, so you'd be wise not to try saying it.
- EVERYONE HATES HOMER: Have a bunch of Mugen characters use finishing moves on Homer Simpson.
- Soul Society: Replace the background image for DJ-VAN's Soul Society stage with any image you can find.
- Passion Fruit: Used by Kung Fu Man when someone pointed out a glaring contradiction in one of Kung Fu Man's many arguments. Now is used when there is no possible counter-argument. See no u.
- God Orochi: Possibly the unfunniest forced meme ever to grace the MUGEN community. Someone decided it would be a good idea to use one of Mizuchi's winposes as a stance for Orochi and call him GOD OROCHI!!111 A few edits of other characters featuring this stance arose. If you found this funny, you need to kill yourself.
- King Dedede's Face: Basically a zoomed in picture of Kirby's King Dedede is posted whenever someone makes a stupid comment. Was considered one of the best things to ever hit Mugen until it was ruined when a Guild faggot shopped the words O RLY onto it.
- P.o.t.S. by Ken: Came into creation by JSMugen faggots who were joking about a private Ken by MUGEN creator P.o.t.S. (GET IT, THEY REVERSED THE AUTHOR AND CREATION?! HILARIOUS) so that's your first sign to stay away. Unfortunately, it broke out into the community and is always used (especially by P.o.t.S.' cockmonglers) when discussion of private characters is mentioned.
Well Known Superstars
Kung Fu Man
A basement dwelling moralfag and self-proclaimed Elecbyte developer that writes poetry and tries to lead the Mugen Community to righteousness, all while donning a tin-foil hat. Most people will know him as the obsessed Mugen crusader hellbent on controlling the distribution and handling of Mugen characters on the internets, causing much grief on message boards everywhere. A select few seasoned members, however, will know him as an unoriginal, bumbling retard whose life-long dream is to become a full-fledged MRever just like his childhood idol, ShoShingo. Despite MRev already having disbanded several years ago and most members having moved on with their lives, Kung Fu Man has done everything possible to try and prove his worth to the MRev gods, including BASHING FUCKING EVERYTHING, screaming at n00bs, and overall trying to be an “in-your-face” elite member of the Mugen community. However, this would be deemed impossible due to the fact that Kung Fu Man: a) is painfully unfunny, b) suffers from troll’s remorse every time he tries to own someone, and c) has insulting skills that rival that of a nun’s. It is also worth noting that although Kung Fu Man wants to join MRev and PWN the jokes of the community, he himself is regularly pwn3d by the likes of WaruiGouki, DGJ, titiln, Infiinma, Messatsu, and Sepp--all former MRev associates! OH THE IRONY. Mimicking Kung Fu Man's posting style is quite simple due to his predictable and repetitive behavior. Just follow these steps below!
- Look over the post histories of former MRev members and emulate as much of their mannerisms and insults as you can.
- Find any topic in which you can create controversy and, most importantly, get your much-needed Mugen Sex/DokiDoki Mugen fix. Here is a list of drama-generating techniques you can use to accomplish this:
- Scrutinizing users for not following community ethics
- Bashing Mugen creations and their creators
- Hating Mugen Guild and its staff and bashing its policies
- Taking on former MRev targets such as Sinasta and Silent Storm
- Mention past events and namedrop several retired members, such as GohanSSM2, that you've had little or no involvement with to give people the impression that you're somewhat an impact player in the community.
- When someone makes an accurate point against you, either come up with your own brand of "MRev logic" to justify your actions, ignore it and steer the topic in another direction, or say that you don't give a shit about it to save face in the argument.
- When replying to DGJ or Infiinma, resort to using amateurish insults and other desperate tactics, as normal argumentive methods will not be enough to pwn3d them.
- When all else fails, and adversity hits you like a ton of bricks, post saying that you are leaving the Mugen community forever. Wait about a month or two to resume posting when you feel people are anxiously begging for your return, despite the fact that no one gave a fuck about you to begin with.
TL;DR Kung Fu Man thinks he’s ShoShingo and should be severely mocked for it.
XCB
The man in Mugen whom everyone wants to stick their atrophied penises into. He's considered one of Mugen's greatest creators (when in fact all but Genkai and Venom suck) because of ZOMGFX. He is known for quitting Mugen three times, once after his Rogue was "warehoused", once after his Jill was leaked, and again after his Blaque was leaked. Every quit makes more people inspired to fight the great war against warehouses, in hopes that he will eventually return, or give them the holy grail of all Mugen Characters, Silent Storm. Not all leecher response is positive though, as a random Youtube frequenter claims that "He's a sexist homophobe who gets a tantrum if some one beats his 'girls' using Wario." Spends his free time making winquotes for Blaque that imply having sex so as to give himself a massive erection, or otherwise living vicariously through a webcomic he draws with weird popeye-anime hybrid girls.
Byakko
A frenchy Otaku and right-hand man to Kung Fu Man. Byakko has created nothing really noteworthy for the engine, but is known for being one of the biggest potty-mouths on the boards and IRC. Most insults rely on either the words "retarded" or "fuck," which is probably because he likes fucking people with IQs under 65. Is notorious for getting involved in 70-page shitstorms and writing up posts more TL;DR than the Boxxy, Chris-chan, and Wacko Jacko articles combined. It is also rumored that Byakko was the leaker of the infamous Blaque character by XCB (which would explain why Kung Fu Man tries so hard to cover it up), and if confirmed would make Randomselect the most hilarious and grandest failure of an MRev-clone to date.
Laxxe23
A shitposting community ethics fag and self-proclaimed chief officer of the Mugen Police. Laxxe is to Randomselect as Kung Fu Man is to MRev, making him twice the unfunny, parroting retard. Common habits include hijacking release threads with cries of "do you have permission?" and raping the Report to Moderators button repeatedly. Perhaps his most defining moment was when he filed a lawsuit against a warehouse for uploading his shitty Kirby character and actually won! Should be mocked heavily without remorse for being a pretentious faggot, but would probably be deemed ineffective as Laxxe tries to play along and pretend as if he agrees with the people that are trolling him. But do it anyways for the entertainment value.
| —An actual quote from Laxxe23. No, Seriously |
JudgeSpear
Some Azn who is a well-known self-righteous attention whore and makes tons of Mugen videos on Jewtube. He has over ten thousand videos, and therefore must either have no friends or life, possibly both. Used to rub everyone's dick in his shit but now everyone craves his cock instead. Is known to hog Warner's shit characters and apply "balance fixes" to make them the most overrated characters ever conceived. Also was the first to guide Mugen to certain doom by using unique characters nobody cares about and rig his stages with illegal MP3s all the way up to music from the Weather Channel. Also has a fetish for shit games like Dynasty Warriors and SHMUP, the latter's fanbase providing poor satisfaction because they're a bunch of thirty year old geezers. You may help society by spamming his Jewtube profile with insults and ad hominem attacks. He is currently trying to make the community have a more positive outlook, starting with his forum, by deleting posts/accounts of users with differing opinions from his own. In addition, Judgespear, obviously butthurt, tried to edit out this very section. However, the sysops proved otherwise, and banned his sorry ass.
Agentsix
A 6'10" 3D modeler from da hood that calls people to spam for him because he's too busy adding in wordfilters for every spelling of the word "nigger" to Mugen Infantry. IF YOU LIKE TALL THEN YOU GONNA LIKE HIM.
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Not-so Well Known Superstars
- Neo-Kamek: Known for being XCB's love slave. It's a well-proven fact that Neo-Kamek will not attempt anything unless either Eli did it first, or if said creation will please Eli. After the Blaque incident, Neo-Kamek quit for a grand total of 10 minutes and returned to thunderous applause as the community is totally DEAD without him. Following his triumphant return, he proceeded to fix his Kamek so that it could beat broken characters like Psycho Shredder. Likes to say "Hocus Pocus" a lot. Will rip off your Jewtube videos, then make shitty Youtube Poops out of them. If you ever see him, the recommended course of action is to bitchslap him and tell him he is unfunny.
- Jessica Smoke: AKA Walrus, Smoke is an enigmatic individual who claims to be a lesbian with a girlfriend named "Claudia." However, research indicates that Smoke's real name was actually Raul Mendez, an obviously male name. To avoid confusion, both Smoke's name and gender are referred to as "walrus." Known for hiring Kindergarten children to draw itself in erotic poses with either "Claudia" or with men who kick its imaginary tits.
- Claude Speed: AKA Iori400 and named after a character from some faggot game, Claude was one of the few people who believed that Smoke was a girl. After receiving ops on Mugen Infantry, Claude Speed temporarily used his power to destroy all who opposed Smoke, only to have his power removed. In his depression of losing his power, and of seeing his girlfriend getting fucked in the ass, he attempted to kill himself by overdosing on Children's Tylenol. However the attempt failed, and he is now laughed at by every English-speaking member of the community.
- Jesuszilla: Some MUGEN creator who made a few characters that noone cares about, who has an affinity for cat girls. Originally a YTMND frequenter and an ex-KKK member, he came to the Mugen community to spread his wise ways to the rest of the world. His fanbase consists solely of Kung_Fu_Man, who, when asked to comment on Jesuszilla's most popular character, Felicia, stated in an overly exuberant fashion, "THIS IS KUNG FU APPROVED!" Is known to jump on a lot of trendy bandwagons as witnessed on his Jewtube account. He also idolizes Laxxe23's dickery, so if anything, that's a clear sign to stay the fuck away. But these are only his daytime activities. At 4:00 AM in his parents' house, he transforms into a sand nigger who terrorizes the world. Want proof? Here you go! As you can see, this shitty Moogen creator got mad at the world for his terrorist antics.
- WaruiGouki: A chink that spends his time making shitty NES/SNES stages that nobody downloads and most people say suck, which makes it even worse that he actively defies Nintendo by using roms to make them. Due to him being a smelly otaku with webbed feet, the first moniker was a name he haphazardly threw together because he was confident that sticking the word "Bad" in front of Akuma's name was totally original. Later on, he changed his name to be that of the legendary pirate Jango from One Piece, but all it did was confirm his homosexual tendencies. Is known for cosplaying as Dr. Frank N. Furt from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and invoking PENIS PENIS PENIS whenever he's emotionally cornered.
- Wild Tengu: A fighting game nerd who has nothing better to do than to troll Naruto threads and have wet dreams about Ryo Sakazaki and Jam Kuradoberi. He also likes fat chicks and draws pictures of fat girls for a living while living under his laptop, where he does the majority of his fapping to pictures of really fat girls, most of them drawn. He lives almost completely off Orange Soda, Spicy Chicken Tenders and Hot Pockets (Yummy). His goal in life is to marry a Japanese girl that weighs over alot of pounds and cosplays has Jam Kuradoberi or Chun-Li. He is currently banned from Mugen-Infantry for telling a staff member to quit dick riding in the Random Insanity forum section which has no rules, but does really, just saying Halo sucks will get your ass banned. When he's not busy fapping, he can be found playing at 2DFighter, mostly playing fighting games nobody gives a shit about because it's not Street Fighter III: Third Strike.
- Tetsuo9999: The self-proclaimed "Greatest Mugen Poster of the 21st Century", NINENINENINENINE is a newfag attention whore that wasted his life growing an E-penis in the Mugen Community. He's known for creating pixelated naruto characters, depsite being a hater of all anime. He generally post emo rants on Renegade Mugen, a Mugen forum noone visits. He spends most of his time shit posting on Mugen Guild and listening to gay emo music.
- Ampchu: Pronounced Ampooch. Creates Mugen videos on YouTube and likes really girly fighting games like Immaterial and Missing Power, Eternal Fighter Zero, and Melty Blood, all which feature nothing but loli which Ampchu vigorously faps to on a regular basis. He is also a hardcore Haruhi fanboy, and will shit bricks if anyone fights Haruhi without his permission. Lulz ensued when GF202020 (Also known as Game Fag Triple 20) fought Haruhi and got double perfects on her for the 9001th time and Ampchu accused him of being a traitor. Ampchu is a rabid lolicon and is butt buddies with markyjoe1990. If you want piss him off, fight Haruhi with Slime, the greatest Mugen creation ever. Ampooch is also a huge Sonic fan and a furry.
- BlueWolfmageXX: A Mexican furry and Mugen-Infantry global moderator who spends every waking moment of his day to make sure no one is making fun of him or his internet crush, Nekosage. In addition to using his mod powers to get rid of people who flame him, he also edits every Nekosage thread so he can stare longingly at his name at the bottom of one of her posts. In the 2 years since registering, Wolfmage has spent the equivalent of over 300 days at Mugen-Infantry, and has yet to make a single good post. When confronted, Wolfmage will post every variation of "you're stupid" he can muster up in his broken English for as long as other people are willing to respond. Oh yeah, and he also had cyber-sex with a 9 year-old.
- Nekosage: A female otaku who is best known for reposting M.U.G.E.N news from other websites. She possesses a fanboy army, including Wolfmage, who will rush to her defense anytime someone makes fun of her. Nekosage once tried to kill herself by overdose because of Wolfmage, but failed. Most recently, she had a meltdown at Mugen-Infantry because 4chan made fun of her.
Gay Mugen Sites
- Elecbyte Home Page - The official site of the makers of Mugen.
- Mugen Fighters Guild - Only three words can describe this site in its current state: Total fucking chaos.
- Mugen Infantry - Where all the gangstas in the Mugen community congregate and talk about life in the ghetto.
- Randomselect - What an original name! One of the last two forums that still use leechers, warehouses, stolen, and idiots in their daily vocabulary.
- Ultimate Garou Forums - A place where frenchies go to masturbate to lolis. Due to people with intelligence rubbing their dicks in the admins' faces, posting must now be approved by staff first.
- Trinity Mugen - Best described as "Newfag HeadQuarters" due to the fact they all post old, dead memes, it's run by a Messican, a Psycho, a BIX NOOD, and a furry... Wait, that's not a Trinity! Trinity comes from the matrix and the massive forum mods with no members.
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