So i herd u liek mudkip
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Mudkips/ミズゴロウ are an unrealistically cute Pokemon with a semi-less annoying catch phrase, and are ranked by God as the most kawaii things that ever didn't exist. They outrank desu, puppies, and even baby fuck.
Spawned from a DeviantART comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person's apparent affinity for Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.
It eventually evolved into a very popular piece of copypasta on 4chan's /b/ telling a story about someone at a school asking "So i herd u liek Mudkips/ミズゴロウ" to some retard who screams back "I LUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRVE MUDKIPS!" This resulted in the retard dry humping a Mudkips/ミズゴロウ doll in the school hallways.
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The Copypasta
Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips/ミズゴロウ doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips/ミズゴロウ..."
"MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS."
"O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips/ミズゴロウ, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips/ミズゴロウ')
"OF COURSE."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips/ミズゴロウ here, and..."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips/ミズゴロウ.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So I ask you: do u leik Mudkipz?
Wikipedian resistance
Many TOW fanbois are severely butthurt over the continued growth in Mudkips' loev. To them, the Mudkip Pokémon is not notable as a meme or otherwise, and neither is any information about the most famous and beloved Pokémon.
A wannabe admin called Apostrophe (or ' as he prefers to be called since he's too kewl for skewl) is the self-appointed guardian of all things Pokémon on TOW. He will revert any attempt to inject lulz into an otherwise tragically uninteresting topic and has claimed that "memes are never notable" in edit summaries when removing such things as the delicious Mudkips copypasta and related macros. So sensitive is this Miltopian faggot that he frequently lashes out like a widdle baby with a poopy nappy when he finds evidence of Mudkips liek on TOW and once threatened to report a member of Mudkips Nation to Mongo for WP:No Personal Attacks during a Talk page flame war over Mudkips. Here's his user page on TOW. The Wikipedia bigshots TheBilly and MelicansMatkin also still resist the power of Mudkip. They thus deserve to be tormented, though in some cases, a TOW account must first be made.
You can help Mudkips receive the lulz they so justly deserve!
- If you have a longstanding account on Wikipedia, you might want to visit the Mudkip article and add something positive to it! As part of the continued struggle to keep Mudkip-related "faggotry" away, your account must be older than 4 days and you must have made more than 10 edits. Make sure to use the word "liek" everywhere, even in the summary of edits that is never shown on the main page, and you will most surely be reverted. Let the drama and lulz ensue.
- There is also the Axolotl article on TOW. If it has been vandalized to remove Mudkips references, please revert to this version for great justice.
- You can also try the Mudskipper page here or the Axolotl page here.Plz trash the fuck out them, with "So I Herd You Liek Mudkips" in random areas, repeatedly.
They can take away our contribs, but they will nevar take our MUDKIPS!
After being mentioned in the Wall Street Journal here, this battle is finally turning in Mudkip's favor.
It had been added to wikipedia'spedo's entry on 4chan memes, but has since be deleted. Further proof that TOW does not liek mudkip.
Update as of February 2009! Wikipedia has officially made reference to Mudkipz as a meme! Check it out here!
Hitler and the Mudkip
When Hitler took the reign in Germany he promised the German people the Endsieg. For this he used MUDKIPZ! As his Reich came to an end, deep within das Fuhrer Bunker, Hitler took his own life along with that of his wife and dog, though when it came down to it he could not take the life of his belurved Mudkip.
IRL Mudkips
The "GFP546 Axolotl" (Moar liek GFP546 Axololtl amirite?) is now available. If that sounds complicated then don't worry, its because Mudkip Science is Serious business. Basically what it means to you and me is that it's a Mudkip without the all important head-fin. What good is that, you might ask? Well, scientists at a lab secretly funded by Nintendo are hard at work perfecting the ectopic dorsal fin. Ectopic as in "In the wrong spot" and "Dorsal fin" as in Lizard Mohawk. Do the math folks: Axolotl + Ectopic Dorsal Headfin = IRL MUDKIP, FUCK YEAH! Oh yeah, it will probably glow in the dark if you shine an ultraviolet LED on it, which also rocks. The bad news is, however, that ZOMG THEY'RE GOING EXTINCT!!!!!!11ONE
According to one Stephen Fry quote on the television show QI, when injected with iodine, Axolotl will turn into salamanders. However if the people at pokémon had done their research before spinning out a load of shit pokémon, they would've acknowledged this fact and incorporated this into the game by making the Mudkip evolve into a more salamander type creature.
Mudkip videos
Mudkip: The Insane Edition(The Original Kip Roll) HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I CRUSH ROCKS!!!! HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I FUCK DOCKS!!! HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I MAKE CLOCKS!!!
A challenger appears!
Shoop Da Whoop MUDKIP
Moar Mudkips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRzOdZTU5c - the punk band non sequitar performs a song about how the stupid fuck yeah seaking forced meme is overshadowing the actually cool mudkip meme. and someone gets upercutted in the nuts. They should change the song name to "Our Band Sucks", amirite??
- Mudkipz Teh Movie - Trailer Coming Soon
- The Most Epic Prank Call Ever. Mudkip Vs Animal Control Center: Animal Poison Control Center Thinks we were dying from mudkip bites
- The most epic Mudkip
- Chocolate Rain Mudkipz: Mudkips singing Tay Zonday's Chocolate Rain
- Mudkipz sing Obsession, but this time in Stereo: Mudkips singing Animotion's Obsession
- AMV Hell 4: Do You Like Mudkips?
- i herd u liek mudkipz: Psychedelic flashing mudkip
- Sing for Mudkips: If you cant sing, maek delicious mp3 of it and put it on your iPoop
- 13 year old boys and their Mudkips Guest appearance by Shoop
- Mudkipzproepagnda: Music video containing Mudkipzpropagamdaz at 0.52, 1.30 and moar
- Inner Mudkips??
- DANCING MUDKIPZ
- Spartan Mudkipz
- Mudkipz Spartan
- Mudkipz created on Spore Creature Creator
- Jesus Christ, its swearing mudkipz
- Mudkipz Roll'd
- Mudkip Doom Map
- I HERD U LIEK SEIZURE MUDKIPZ
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Mudkip's Internet Colors
Here are Mudkip's hexadecimal colors for mudkippifying your humdrum internet existence! Use it anywhere- userboxes, wikipedia, your userpage, webpages, or anywhere else that needs even MOAR mudkip goodness!
- body light: 2d96ff
- Body dark (shadow): 0046af
- Cheek light: ffa31c
- Cheek dark (shadow): b14600
- Tummy/tail light: c3cdff
- Tummy/tail dark (shadow): 737daf
- eye color: 525150
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See Also
- AGNPH
- David Mudkips
- FUCK YEAH SEAKING
- Mudkipchan
- Saving The Internet
- Mudkips the cat NEVAR FORGET
- The Great Mudkip Flood of 2008
External Links
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