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"Honey! Look at this retard taking a dump!"

A little Photoshop + Too much MS Paint = fail.

"nihongo o naratte kudasai"

Better, but still fucking shit."

Moving a few pixels around = new sprite

"ZOMGZ i can paintz sexy pr0nz!!!!!!!"

Shit."

I knew it was those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane.

Obviously, this artist is very intelligent and philosophical.

.....

what.

MS Paint is a shitty program that has come bundled with every version of Microsoft Windows since Windows 1.0. The program has not had any substantial changes to improve its power or usability in the two intervening decades and is considered inferior to an etch-a-sketch, often taking over nine thousand hours to complete one really shitty picture. It is used either by those who do not have the ability or knowledge to run something better on their computer, or real 1337 users who pwn those high end software assholes with every byte they create. The same goes for MS Paint. Most n00bs on such sites as Furry-Paws.com use it to make shitty avatars using every color on the toolbar and the preset box tool.

With the release of Windows XP MS Paint was now able to save with .gif and .jpg formats. Technically MS Paint can also save files with a .png extension, but since it has no idea how PNGs work, it simply saves them as a .jpg that looks like a .png, knowing that no one stupid enough to use the program will be able to tell the difference. It's just as well though, after all jpgs is the BEST OF ANY IMAGE FORMAT OUT THERE and should always be used by preference anyway, as it makes much smaller images of ~~greater quality.~~ bullshit

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2 Pictures
3 WTF
4 Mac Faggotry
5 See Also

[edit] Code

The raw code of MS Paint has been compared to a retard taking a dump. If you still use MS Paint but have a shitbox computer ,are too much of a jew to ~~buy~~ pirate photoshop, and too much of a total idiot to even consider using traditional media, consider trying Paint.NET, the code for that is much nicer.

[edit] Pictures

The pictures most people create on MS Paint look like a dump that a retard just took on your screen, except in 16 colors. And in fact sometimes, people create "Sprites" that are supposed to be similar to the kind you would see in a pre-3D video game. 8 bit sprites tend to mostly be Pallete Swaps of Final Fantasy or Megaman Sprites, while 16 bit sprite edits (The most popular kind thanks to Bob and George) often tend to be Megaman 7, Sonic, and Mario or Final Fantasy. On the rare occasion spriters will make 32 bit sprites with twice the amount of colours than Megaman 7 sprites, but these are much rarer than 8 bit and 16 bit sprites, which are easier to do. 32 bit sprites tend to be Megaman 8, Megaman X, or Sonic Game Boy Advance with the occasional use of Megaman.EXE or Pokemon from the Game Boy Advance. With the Nintendo DS and PSP, the use of sprites are likely going to stop all together since only Japan actually still makes sprites to keep the game loyalists from bitching.

[edit] WTF

MS paint has a website totally devoted to MS paint porn where fags make and upload their own shitty drawings using only MS paint. Draw yours today and become a 1337 haxxor