Mrduckbear
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mrduckbear happens to be a fat fuck basement-dweller irl troll and a "Neo-Buddhist" virgin, with a distinctive (yet faggoty) trademark wink. He is most likely a faggot from Canadia. He usually posts disturbing pictures and current events or pointless survey threads that he rarely participates in. He can often be seen trolling various fora and miscellaneous sites including (but not limited to) JewTube, TheDilly.com, Realpics.net, Fat Chicks in Party Hats and GameFaqs.com.
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[edit] Mrduckbear
Otherwise known as Kevin the Husky in furry circles, he is an enlightened, self-proclaimed Neo-Buddhist with a morbidly intimate fascination with bugs. Scientists speculate that this is due to his severe lack of female interaction forcing him into a sad state of depression where he masturbates and cries simultaneously before looking for punani elsewhere. Bee vaginas are just as good, some argue. A typical burden on society, Mrduckbear attends a community college in Canadia where he has many wild adventures(which he normally fabricates) to tell his forum peers about.
[edit] The Tao of Mrduckbear
According to Mrduckbear, bugs are more sacred than your mother. As a Neo-Buddhist, he can pick and choose his beliefs as he sees fit to him rather than follow the teachings of a real live Buddhist. This is especially true due to the fact that he favors insects over larger animals. What he doesn't know is that even a bug's vagina is too big for his chinky penis. However, even insects reject him from their social circles. Kevin believes in racial purity and azn supremacy. He hates the idea of mix-breeds, whom he regards as almost as inferior as the white man (LAWL). To him, azns are the supreme race. Mrduckbear, the fatass, greasyshit, small-dicked, virgin nerd with a bitter outlook on the rest of the human race because they reject his fatty bitchy ass, is better than you. Bitch. Unfortunately, he is yet to reach the highest level of azn superiority and become an an hero.
You cannot fuck with this tough Asian and his stunning Buddhist ways! All Neo-Buddhists of Asian descent have the mysterious ability to put Buddhist curses on those they hate. Those who have been cursed reported minor swelling, coughing, an odd fixation on insects, bloating, diarrhea, low money with lots of food, weight gain, claiming to be a Neo-Buddhist, darker skin complexion, and loitering at Chuck. E. Cheese's. The enlightenment of Mrduckbear is only surpassed by his dashing good looks. The only thing he needs now is a bikini, a party hat, and his favorite batch of chinky AZN chilis, to get to enlightenment. RIGHT FATTYS? Mrduckbear HIMSELF: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!
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[edit] How to spot a wild Mrduckbear
So you're an aspiring biologist, yes? A Mrduckbear is an excellent specimen to study. Science can learn a lot from this manatee-like animal. It's a scientific enigma how much food a Mrduckbear can consume in a meal, often taking in three times its own body weight in one sitting. The best way to spot a Mrduckbear is by following one of the links via External links, or visiting a buffet it hasn't been banned from.
[edit] Mrduckbear on Encyclopedia Dramatica
The oh so butt hurt hypocritical fake Buddhist, Mrduckbear, has decided to make an account to vandalize this page. In course, you should vandalize his page (and his page of every other website he's on) and tell him you stomp on bugs for fun.
UPDATE
That fat piece of shit has finally been BANNED. Rejoice by spamming him.
[edit] Gallery of Mrduckbear
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[edit] External links
- Mrduckbear's own people kills bugs.
- YouTube page.
- YouTube fan page.
- The Real Duckbear.
- Mrduckbear's blogspot page.
- Mrduckbear on FTJ.
