Mr Driller
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mr Driller is a self-described "average" guy (i.e. ugly) who is trying to use the internets to "engineer a situation where I would have my penis inside a [strange] female". Thus, he is keeping a blog to track his attempts thereof. In this way, he is like a real-life Leisure Suit Larry. He probably won't get laid, but in the meantime, casual observers will continue to ask themselves "What kind of adventures will Mr Driller have next?"
He may be desperate. He may be hurting. But he makes the Trix Rabbit look like a macdaddy.
UPDATE - NOVEMBER 2006
Mr. Driller has given up his quest. Even the urban hippopotami he managed to correspond with weren't willing to do the dirty without at least one photograph. Keeping with the "Mr Driller" theme, his blog now "digs up" the best deals on the net. Geez, someone PLEASE explain to me how he didn't get laid.
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