Mr. T

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[edit] The A-Team

Mr. T was a part of a vicious terror group called the A-Team at least 100 years ago. They did everything from littering to molesting 13 year old boys. They used to video tape their crimes and later sold them. This in turn was made into a popular TV show with a huge fanbase consisting of ex-communists, and ironically, 13 year old boys. After the 80s they went back into deep cover, helping to bring and end to the Soviet Union and training the people in Afghanistan in the arts of democracy. The A-Team was pardoned by President Josiah Bartlet before he left office in 2006. They all live happily in Canada, where they enjoy a steady diet of maple syrup, Wayne Gretzky, and socialized medicine.

Members of the A-Team:

• Lt. Templeton "Face" Peck
• Col. John "Cannibal" Smith
• Capt. H.M. Murdock
• Mr. T
• Mrs. Coffee

[edit] The Meme War

Unlike a lot of other black people, Mr. T does not hate The Man. He, in fact, is The Man. The old meme with Chuck Norris was actually about Mr. T, but Chuck stole it and posted it on the internets first, signing his own name. This caused Mr. T to become depressed and resort to gay prostitution. Rumors state that the goatse man, Mario and the singer of Rolling Stones have all received the Mr. T experience in one hole or another. Mr. T also pities the foo who lieks mudkipz

[edit] Mr. T discovers cure for teh gay

Turns out that, ironically, its candy bars.

Naturally, lots of gay-pride faggots were up in arms because Mr. T pwned the shit out of a speedwalker. The commercial only aired in Europe, but it was quickly pulled because the fags bawwed about Mr. T firing a gatling gun made of PVC pipe that shoots fucking candy bars at a guy's legs to force him to run. Fortunately, the intertubes got a hold of this piece of epic win media and released it to the public, causing teh gays to get even moar butthurt. It was all done for the lulz.