Mpreg
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One day, fanfiction writers everywhere wondered "How can we make slash fic even MOAR messed up?" Thus came the birth of Mpreg, which means pregnant male and was most likely inspired by the film Junior, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and a midget.
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[edit] Mpreg OL
Mpreg is extremely popular in the Harry Potter fandom, because being a wizard means you can totally get men knocked up. It is also popular in the Invader Zim fandom, because Zim wears a dress and probably has a vagina. deviantart and y!Gallery are premiere Mpreg browsing grounds. More often than not, if you are an Mpreg enthusiast, you are also a fan of Snapesnogger or Kamatari-Fan.
Fuckin' creepy.
[edit] How to make an Mpreg story
- Take your favorite slash pair.
- Have them fuck, one of them gets pregnant.
- Tell all your fellow middle aged female fanfic fans so they can masturbate.
- ???
- Profit!
The most well-beloved MPreg fanfic is Harry Potter fandom's "Subjugation," where Snape's personality is switched with that of your typical animu uke stereotype and he gets butthurt from being raped over nine thousand times. Seriously, you tell me anyone that wrote twenty-five chapters of this shit isn't batshit crazy.
Although, not nearly as insane as anyone attempting to read this TL;DR piece of crap.
[edit] How the Fuck does that Happen?
This is how to accomplish Mpreg IRL.
- Get a gigantic dildo.
- Grab a sharpie and draw a smiley face on it.
- Shove it up a random dude's asshole.
- Wait nine months.
- Pull the gigantic dildo out of said dude's asshole.
- Wipe the shit and santorum off of it.
- A WINNAR IS YOU!!!!1111!!!!
Have fun, you sick fuck!
[edit] Male Pregnancy IRL
| —O rly? |
It's finally happened. The nightmare has finally come true. Thomas Beatie is the world's first 'pregnant man'.
This was originally though to be an April Fool's Day joke by Fox News. If only.
[edit] . . . How???
Thomas used to be a lesbian. We can tell by the neckbeard. It originally decided to become a man because Hawaii does not consider faggots to be equal to humans.
However Thomas Beatie is not really a man because it does not have a cock. Before the operation it decided to keep it's cunt, which is how it managed to get pregnant in the first place. Thomas is therefore not really a man - just an uglier, hairier, smellier version of the dyke it was before. So it is not only an affront to nature, but a goddamn liar too.
Thomas' faggotry known no bounds. As a lesbian it refused to ride on teh cock - only after it became a 'man' did it look for life-giving semen in an attempt to simulate buttsecks, managing to get knocked-up in the process.
The cum is from an donor who wishes to keep his identity a secret. No one blames him.
[edit] External Links
- Mpreg IRL?
- A disgusting Lord of The Rings Fanfiction. Make sure to leave nice comments.
- The Lee Mingwei pregnancy just a hoax
- Oh Holy Fuck . . .
- This fandom is bigger than anyone ever imagined.
[edit] See Also
