Moralfag

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Moralfags are *chan posters: newfags, who want to harness the power of Anonymous towards good works in place of lulz and the continuous accumulation of Japanese pornography. Moralfags and Fail are the true cancer killing /b/, after gaiafags and furries. Six independent studies have shown that the only way to treat that cancer is with fire and CP. Lots of CP.

Moralfags believe that the internet is serious business. They also believe that they are making shit difference in the world by prancing in front of Scientology with Guy Fawkes masks and longcat signs. Moralfags can sometimes be found in pedophile and serial killer imageboards telling everyone that they are sick fucks (which they are) not because salting the earth is fun, but because they legitimately care if children get raeped and if hookers die from something other than AIDS. A good example of a moralfag is Faggot, who turned Anonymous into a nest of fail last thursday.

Independent Observers argue that Anonymous is a fucking serious business Green-head (see foto right) and the Moralfag or Newfag is the only one who smiles and has fun. This is lolinternet,looooool.

The IRL version of a Moralfag is a Mormon.

Contents 1 Examples of Moralfags 2 Neutralfags 3 Responses to Hatefags 4 Resonse to religionfags 5 Trolling Moralfags 6 See Also

[edit] Examples of Moralfags

“	wtf is with you guys? why the hell are you raiding tory and wise beard??????? you truly are fail. anonymous needs to get back to it's roots and stop the cancer that is hurting it's good name. we are for justice not hate... you guys have no clue what anonymous is.	„
—Moralfag, Obviously aware of the real nature of Anonymous

“	wtf you you sick pedo fucks!!!! don't you feel sorry doing this? are you even fuking human? you should all be impaled with spikes while having your intestines eaten by dogs and then burn in hell FOREVER!!!!	„
—Moralfag, upon discovering 12chan, and, in turn, irony

“	It doesn't take a lot of guts to talk civilly with someone who will probably lash out at you, it just takes heart. This is the Internet Love Machine.	„
—Moralfag, on reaching out and touching somebody OPILM

“	so wut if she remade the song.. its a horrible thing to send out a rumor that she has HIV	„
— Moralfag, upon knowing that Anon gave Ashley Tisdale AIDS.

[edit] Neutralfags

Many neutralfags (as opposed to hatefags) understand the highly satirical nature of Project Chanology, and see moralfags as necessary for maintaining Anonymous' public image, thus ultimately achieving greater lulz and assuring what will be the most epic win in Internets history. Many neutralfags argue that if hatefags were to read about how Scientology is already starting to become unstable and desperate in the face of the Legion, they might change their tune. LOL DISREGARD, most anons now agree with the epic fail & lulzkilling of moralfaggotry. Neutralfags start with 12 reputation points and may not group with an hero of chaotic evil or lawful good alignment.

[edit] Responses to Hatefags

In response to hatefags, one moralfag quipped[1]:

“	Meh. The idiots who want to attack us moralfags aren't in it for the lulz at all. They have become obsessed with being the Internet Hate Machine, and as the minor, retarded cousins of the moralfags, they fail to realize that in order to effectively spread your hate, you may have to appear nice to get what you want. We want Co$ to fall. We have found reasons for the general public to help cause the C0$ to fall. Since the general public aren't affected by Anonymous in this raid, they join us. Anonymous will always win.	„
—Anon

Another Anon pointed out that due to moralfags, Anonymous now has a new Ebaums in the CoS. Too bad he didn't realize that it was actually an elaborate troll by the 7chan mods, and they actually did raid epileptics, lulz.

“	Naw, dudes, naw. Don't ruin a good thing. Wat? 7chan's newspost, quoted in the other thread. Epilepsy attacks were dugg[2][3][4], and all the comments were "Damn Co­S, how low will they stoop?" We've got ordinary people the world over perpetuating this "war" in Anonymous' name. For better or worse, as long as that continues, we have people NOT US, WORKING FOR FREE to set us up a new Ebaums. Everyone knows who "Ebaums" really is now. Now, without any effort on our part, the rest of the world has chosen a new Ebaums. Anonymous forced its way into the general public's psyche as a wight night, crusading force - any wrongs, for the near future, anyway, will be attributed to the Scien­tologists. Co­S attacking myspace? Co­S attacking epileptics? Co­S attacking furries? OH LAWD! I think it's fucking hilarious. Don't bawww about what is and isn't attributed to Anonymous ... part of being anonymous means you don't get credit.[5]	„
—Spartoman, posting with a tripcode.

Retarded copypasta from a neutralfag's view. However, moralfags tend to forget the fact that Scientology is *NOT* anonymous' target since the rise of Mark bunker.

“	Moralfags are not Anonymous. To the moralfags: immediately cease at once what you are doing in the name of Anonymous. If you are in it for morals as opposed to lulz you are missing the ultimate irony in wearing a V mask. Was the man in V for Vendetta a 'peaceful protester'? No, he was not. Your efforts are appreciated. But if you're in this for moral reasons, you have no right to call yourself Anonymous, if you already do. To the anti-moralfags: maybe if you stuck your heads out of your asses you'd realize that most moralfags don't even consider themselves Anonymous. It says in huge text on Enturbulation, "WE ARE NOT ANONYMOUS". Anonymous' target is the Church of Scientology, that's it. Anonymous' reason for attacking them is "the lulz", and with that sole reason in mind shall true Anonymous continue the war. Anonymous works as one. By attacking the one who is not your enemy (the moralfags), your enemy (Scientology) shall prevail. Look at the original video and abide by all those rules. Anonymous works is one. The most important thing to remember is ANONYMOUS IS CHAOTIC NEUTRAL. Anonymous does not fight for good. Anonymous does not fight for evil. ANONYMOUS DOES IT FOR THE LULZ. Nevar forget that. When you do, you cease to be Anonymous. BECAUSE ANONYMOUS NEVER FORGETS.	„
—eh...I'll allow it. You better be going somewhere with this counselor.

[edit] Resonse to religionfags

religion is a means of controlling and exploiting the gullible human population that needs some sort of support and hope to continue through their life.

the bible was made up by some fags who wanted to control and exploit said population. every time people donated to the church it went to the pockets of those fags.

they made up stories and built huge buildings to keep people interested in their stupid beliefs and to keep giving them money.

they even made the early religion compatible with other religions by sharing their holy days and copying their stories/characters

after 2000 years of brainwashing, humans accepted this control and live under some moral standards placed hundreds of years ago by some fags.

here's a modern analogy for you who are too ignorant to understand this: early prosecution of Christiany:then:: prosecution of scientology: now

if you dont understand what im saying, then fuck you and go on believeing that when you die you'll be in a better place, ill see you all in hell

Some faggot has a sook

[edit] Trolling Moralfags

Trolling moralfags leads to no lulz, but if you do decide that you want to troll the living fuck out of them, here's what you do.

Step 1: Post zippocat in /b/.

Step 2: Look at the comments.

Step 3: ????

Step 4: PROFIT

Of course, Moralfags don't see the hypocrisy in their words. They BAWWWW over one dead cat, and yet they don't whine about seeing a person dead.

[edit] See Also

• Project Chanology
• Christfags
• Mrfetch
• Enturbulation
• Splongcat
• darr
• BodyXPolitic

Moralfag is part of a series on Scientology

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LOL TECH: Scientology - Dianetics - Disconnection - Child Abuse - Scientology's History of the Universe - Sec Check - Freewinds - Sea Org - Glossary - Religious Freedom Watch - Volunteer Ministers - OSA - Space Opera SCILONS: L. Ron Hubbard - David Miscarriage - Tom Cruise - Scientology Agents - Footbullet Man - Rogues Gallery - Suri Cruise - Terryeo - Heaven's Gate - The Regime - Evil Jacket Guy - Joe Feshbach - VaLLarrr - Anonymous Hate Group - Jake Vigil - John Carmichael - Freezone - Captain Bill Robertson - Danny Masterson - Will Smith- Tommy Davis - Oschaper - Kendrick Moxon NOTORIOUS SPs: Anonymous - Wise Beard Man - Jason Beghe - Gas Mask Girl - Magoo - New Zealand Fail Guy - Message from Scientology - Shawn Lonsdale - Rorschach - New York Nurse - Moralfags - Raidfag Wench - James Packer - Epic Nose Guy - Stu Wyatt - Tommy Gorman - Psychiatrists - Marcab Confederacy ENTURBULULZ: PROJECT CHANOLOGY (portal page) - Enturbulation - A Scientologist's Guide to 4chan - The Geterator - Mrfetch - ReligionIsFree.org - You Found the Card - /i/ - alt.religion.scientology - Complete binge of LEAKED SCILON DOX

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