Mission: MySpace
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| MISSION: MYSPACE WAS ON THE NEWS |
Mission: MySpace is was is WAS a notorious MySpace profile best known as a source of anti-lulz and a pain in the ass for all trolls. As of last Thursday, Mission: MySpace has killed over 7000 innocent MySpace users' profiles, which is the MySpace record. (He really has a life, amirite??) (Actually, some argue he does - apparently he's a party animal) The profile's creator is a 19-year-old faggot named Rob, who is commonly known as the king of MySpace internet humanitarians and lives in Seattle. Best known for hunting sick fucks and porno bots, Mission: MySpace keeps the MySpace community clean, lulz-free, and full of fail. Oh wait, MySpace does a good enough job of that by itself without this homo lurking on it. Mission: MySpace is similar to the YouTube Vigilantes in nature, but there's only one person behind this effort.
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History
Mission: MySpace was originally created in November 2006 as "iReport Pornography & Harassment". Rob, the guy who runs it, used the fake name "Hunter" at the time because of death threats. After /b/tards found iReport, Rob made the profile become an MySpace hero, only to resurrect it a month later with a new (and more gay) name. Since then, Mission: MySpace has generated moar fail than all the emo fags on the internets by constantly stopping the spread of lulz.
Before the Mission, Rob recently confessed to having been a troll for over a year before he started Mission: MySpace. Apparently he thought he grew out of trolling. However, he was never one with the lulz in the first place, having been a member of the n00bish Anti-Emo Federation.
Mission: MySpace was deleted when a bunch of butthurt perverts reported him because he was hunting them, but the faggotry immediately returned, as did the profile-killing. The profile, as well as Rob, then disappeared forever.
Recently, some newfag remade the damn thing. It's not the same fag, and it doesn't have the same damn default picture, nor the crap the other one posted all over the place. However, the faggotry persists, and should be approached with caution as before. It hasn't been logged into in over a month. FAIL.
The Mission
The mission is to enforce the MySpace Terms of Service to the point of being anal, and to aggravate every MySpace user. While he denies the fact that he is a troll, Mission: MySpace's |profile-killing sprees normally produce a lot of lulz because MySpace faggots get emo when their profiles are pwned by partially-outsourced MySpace Customer Care. Pedophiles and face-painters are normally milked for the most lulz, however, Rob remains oblivious to this funny shit.
Mission: MySpace's Associates
-Danielspengies, a fat camwhore who likes to show his cock to the internets. He doesn't understand he's fugly enough to make people want to become an heroes. While a troll, Danielspengies helps Mission: MySpace on occasion by ratting out his fellow trolls after they raeped a group. However, Rob grew tired of Danielspengies' cock, so he forced him to move to JewTube by baleeting his MySpace profile twice a day.
-Jude's Army, before she was exposed and decided to delete fucking everything.
-Stefanie Johnson, a former MySpace troll who betrayed the trolls and now works with Mission: MySpace. Nobody's seen her n00dz, but it is suspected her pussy is in bad shape because she has over 9000 STDs. Also a JewTube whore, Stefanie has had numerous experiences with the lulz, however, she prefers being raped by them and feeling the subsequent butthurt than being awesome and spreading them.
- Stefanie, could you cut the SSP? Thanks.
-God. Oh wait, God hates fags.
Enemies of the Mission
MySpace trolls, face-painters, pedophiles, and assorted other sick fucks like you.
Also, infantilists hate Mission: MySpace, as do furries because Mission: MySpace is engaging in e-fursecution against them, per MySpace's request.
The Guys Behind It
Rob is a MySpace troll whose real name, some argue, is in fact Hunter Chase (though they are wrong, he is a Eurofag with a TL;DR and unpronounceable last name. He is even fluent in Moonspeak). Rob is known for being the best/worst (depending on your POV) example of internet humanitarianism evar. However, Rob is no prude, and takes revealing photos to use for undercover operations using fake profiles disguised as himself. All sorts of jailbait on MySpace drool over his pics, but Rob is either completely fucking oblivious to this, or, more likely, he's gay. Also, though he claims to hunt trolls, it is quite likely that he is just a troll, one whose act has been generally unhindered for a long time.
The new M:MS profile is run by a fag named John, who is 22 yet still has a strange obsession with cartoons and video games. John is likely using internet humanitarianism as an excuse to look for CP on MySpace. When he gets v&, internet humanitarianism will have been further ruined from its already pathetic state.
The End of the Internet Humanitarianism
The Mission: MySpace venture ended when Rob/Hunter turned down a job offer from MySpace, and was then baleeted by a horde of babyfurs who mass-reported him. However, Rob did manage to get over 7000 MySpace profiles removed. Unfortunately, at least 100 of those were righteous trolls and Anons. Rob's final (and possibly lulziest) MySpace effort was starting the most massive fursecution attack on MySpace to date, per request of MySpace, lol.
Theories
Some argue Rob does everything for the lulz, and should be treated as any other troll. Evidence for this theory:
• He knows almost every fucking meme on the internet and tries too hard to show off his netspeak knowledge.
• He makes fake profiles of 16-year-old girls for pedo hunting on MySpace. Before getting the pedos v&, when the pedos offer to trade nudes with his fake, Rob will reply to teh pedo n00dz with goatse, tubgirl, and 2girls1cup.
Some argue Rob is gay and unfunny. Evidence for this theory:
• He was a MySpace celebrity.
• He has a MySpace.
• He made a video making fun of Anonymous (DEAD), though many speculate this was done to troll.
• Popped collar.
• He's a Republican.
| —RobDoesTheInternet - July 27, 2008 |
Now if a 19-year-old guy says that, some argue he is simply asexual, but considering his burning hatred for all forms of secks, it is suspected he either lacks a cock or took part in the BME Pain Olympics, though his voice indicates otherwise. Voice synthesizers.
Other Ventures
Rob made it on the news for his internet humanitarianism and even attained e-fame for a brief period. However, he's starting from scratch. He's moved to YouTube and Facebook. Who knows where he'll end up next. Hopefully off the internets, though likely in gay porn.
| —Future Movie Star, Rob |
Mission: MySpace on Other Sites
Rob has also started hunting profiles on Facebook, and now holds the kill record there as well. It is suspected that Rob has become Mark Zuckerberg's butt buddy, if not IRL, then at least OL. Mission: Facebook is full of fail as well, since it seems Rob has only been going after the typical homosexuals and trolls. All the fanbois of the page are fat to the point where fat girl angle shots can't save them. It is still under speculation as to why they have not been courteous enough to remove their fat fugliness from the gene pool.
Mission: Pornstar
Recently, Rob quit MySpace in a TL;DR diatribe which was the long-anticipated start to his gay porn career, it was all an effort to get around 30 very popular YouTube channels deleted, which he managed to by sucking YouTube Staff cock.
Rob has not been sighted since his departure from YouTube under the name RobDoesTheInternet. However, channels still keep disappearing. If you see him, add his link to the External Links section below.
Hate Art
 Rob meets religion. |
 I bet he does more than report it. |
 Some argue he's a troll. |
 He's emo, though he invented Guess the Gender? WTF, nothing about this guy makes sense anyway. |
External Links
- YouTube FAIL sighted!
- Stefanie Johnson, a known associate of Mission: MySpace. HMM I WONDER WHO PUT THIS HERE
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Mission: MySpace is part of a series on Trolls. |
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