Mintah
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Metri is a troll who frequents RapeMusic.com. He heralds from the mean streets of Glenview, (Cook County) Illinois. (Average Income: $80,730) He is a Level 19 Middle-Class Black and has specialized in Extreme Belligerence (III), Race Baiting (VI), Deflection (II), Illusions of Grandeur (XXII), Net Thug (VI), and Victim Complex. (MCXVI) As a Middle-Class Black, he comes with the inherent racial “TV Is Real”, thinking that the ghetto hardness of his favorite albums could also be preserved on the Internet.
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Origin
Metri first came to RapMusic.com as MilfHunter on Janurary 23rd, 2005. For two years, his antics taunted the wrath of many forum regulars. By October 4th, 2007, enough information about him was collected to unleash this useful gem on his actual identity and issued a startling prophesy:
Ignoring this foreboding warning of an obvious future, MilfHunter retired the name and came as FlaccoTheGreat on December 9th, 2007. Metri as Flacco was much more aggressive than MilfHunter. Within two months, someone had done boots-on-the-ground research on Metri:
he was the laughing stock of the school, he tried to hang out with the "popular kids" and did stupid shit for attention and they'd laugh at him and talk shit about him behind his back AND to his face. the only reason people even had him around was for their own amusement. i'm sure all of you guys know somebody like this.”
To celebrate a year of outlandish claims such as assaulting white people because of their race, FlaccoDaGreat was banned on December 14th, 2008.
12 Days of PiffMas
Like his favorite pokemon, Metri evolved into his final form: PiffInDaHamper. His greatest hits include:
- Claiming to be off of probation, followed up with:
- Robbing White People For Weed.
- Doing Coke
- Snitching On His Neighbor's Criminal Activity
- Average weed-smoking nigger
- Being racist against Serbians
- Being racist against Jews
In late January, Piff decided it was time to taunt Ghet. (The guy who brought you RapMusic.com and Azeus) Piff thought he was an Internet Superhero, so he decided to post some information about Ghet that was already well known and established. Realizing the desired impact was not achieved, Messiah AKA Coolie Sheppard came into assist Metri and decided to hand over private tax information on Ghet that Coolie bought from Intelius.com. Metri, happy to have a hand up in a match he actually thought he could win, decided to post this information under the name LouisVattonDon.
This was done without Ghet's permission or authorization. This was not an declaration of war or a act of aggression. This was a request for holocaust.
All in the Family
Within hours, Ghet had performed a thorough search on Metri and pulled up significant information. Ghet requested a picture of Metri, holding a piece of paper with "I'm sorry Ghet" written on it. However, Piff put all his energy into Net Thug (VI) and refused to comply. Ghet then issued a simple ultimatum: Give him the picture or his mother will be notified of his trollishness.
Ghet fired the salvo that made the mighty ego of Piff tremble:
“I don't want to come off as strange or odd... but Metri has been nothing but a nuisance in our Hip-Hop community. He's been banned multiple times for his outlandish aggressiveness and he continues to return with extra belligerence. We have had no choice but to notify his parent(s) of his activities. He even went as far as posting his own SSN for reasons we can't seem to figure out. (Availible here) Our community has since removed the number, however, Google Cache is much slower. This posses a tremendous credit risk to your family. I hope he can have some sense knocked into him, as he is intelligent and passionate... it's just he has no basic respect for anyone or anything.
Please review them for yourself, as they are chronicled on Google.
I do not mean to come at you in such difficult times for the world right now. I would just like some peace to our own little plot on the internet :D
Sincerely,
The RapMusic.com Community Watch. .”
Piff switched to his Victim Complex. (MCXVI) talent and planned to sue Ghet for emotional distress. Much lulzing occurred as the big tough guy admitted to being beaten. Just then, Momma responded:
“Thank you for letting me know. I will address him. The SSN that is posted is not his SSN, which I am glad he wasn't stupid enough to post but still sad that he would post such information. I am new to the site and apologize for my son's idiotic behavior.
How did you find me or know I was his mother?”
Ghet responded:
“Thank you for your response. And I'll be more than happy to provide you the information you requested.
I'm usually called in whenever people need to be found. Missing alimony, bail jumpers, pending child support.... sort of an online Bounty Hunter.
His MySpace (MySpace.com - kufi smacker - 19 - Male - chicagoland areas, Illinois - www.myspace.com/mintah) has him claiming to be 'Metri' living in Glenview. Having such a unique name, a simple search in Google revealed a pledge that was made years ago on his behalf. (Parent Pledges)
From here, a search on 123people.com showed that you were the parent in question. (123people)
He also posted from Oakton Community College with an IP we recently obtained from him. We just determined the SSN in question was not his with a confirmation search on [1], as be posted his birthday here. (http://board.rapmusic.com/members/milfhunter.html) I'm happy to hear no harm to your credit can occur because of this.
We won't pester you with constant updates of his activities, and we do apologize that it had to come to this. We've been putting up with him for two years now. Hopefully after this event, he will be more copacetic to the rules of our community.
Thanks again,
The RapMusic.com Community Watch ”
Shortly after Piff realized threats of legal intervention weren't working, Metri received a mysterious phone call (4.0MB MP3), congratulating him on his achievement of Internet Fame. (Please take note of his complete lack of bravado when Metri found out that the Internet strikes back.)
Piff continues to play the tough guy at RapeMusic.com, but these days, he keeps his distance from Ghet.
The Great Retaliation
After trading oral favors for services with other hackers in an attempt to get back at Ghet, the great and mighty Metri lashed out, signed up as JewHunter, and tried to delete the article about him. His experiments in time travel proved unsuccessful, and he was banned within minutes.
Useful Statistics
- RapMusic.com Names:
- PiffInDaHamper
- FlaccoTheGreat
- MilfHunter
- AIM Names:
- mastermilfhunter
- bigfase21
- chicityvillian
- E-Mails:
- JEDIMINDTRICKS276@YAHOO.COM
- MySpace:
- IP:
- 98.206.9.111
- Date of Birth:
- August 19, 1989
Quotes
| —A summary of his pending lolsuit against Ghet. |
| —Net Thugging doesn't translate to IRL well. |
| —SuB zerO, stating the obvious. |
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