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Mike Gravel

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Comment Mike Gravel is now a Libertarian.



Mike Gravel...Crazy Like A FoxBat.
Mike Gravel...Crazy Like A FoxBat.

Mike Gravel is a flat-broke, crazy old coot and old meme from Alaska and a candidate for the 2008 Democratic nomination for President of the United States. Like his 'soul mate' Libertarian Republican candidate Ron Paul, (also a proud member of the Lemon Party), Mike Gravel is a maverick outsider with virtually no chance whatsoever of generating anything moar than lulz and Internets. Neither of them has a chance of getting elected because Ron Paul is a batshit crazy Libertarian Republican and Mike Gravel is a batshit crazy anarcho faggot in hiding.

That said, Mike Gravel gets the ED seal of approval for throwing some dick into an otherwise terminally dull party.

GG HEY THERE!
Hey, Mike Gravel! I saw what you did with Batshit crazy
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

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Mike Gravel On The Issues

Angry Mike Gravel preparing to launch kamehameha at over 9000 powerlevels.
Angry Mike Gravel preparing to launch kamehameha at over 9000 powerlevels.
Mike Gravel...eCandidate.
Mike Gravel...eCandidate.
Like Ron Paul (and most of you), Mike wins the Internets but fails at  IRL.
Like Ron Paul (and most of you), Mike wins the Internets but fails at IRL.
Oh noes! It's the one and only!
Oh noes! It's the one and only!

Ian Crossland gives his support to Gravel

Soulja Mike

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