Mewtwo

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

A long, long time ago, somewhere around 1999, a plague swept over America. Originating from the land of tentacles, this plague, known as Pokemans, raped the minds of every child, and Chris-chan, into worshipping a god of rape. This god could destroy worlds, erase minds, turn some retard into stone, and even get on the cover of Time magazine. His minions invaded every school, hospitol, and church, causing many a death and seizure. And lo, this god of rape looked upon the chaos, and it was good. But then Pokemon 2000 came out, and no one gave two monkey shits about Mewtwo anymore.

Taking the innocent form of a cute kitten, no one ever suspected the true impact of evil his penis had - therefore, inevitably, sick fuck furries have paired him with every possible living and non-living thing in the Pokémon universe in both prose and picture. See gallery below for the grisly details. He is the Mind warrior Zippocat of the Pokémon universe and the twin brother of Lucario.

Lucario and Mewtwo : EPIC BATTLE

Lucario and Mewtwo playing a friendly game.

The lovechild of Mewtwo and Lucario that resulted from the above pic. Neither wants to claim responsibility for this abomination.

Pokémon fans get into furious arguments on forums about how he is a copy of another Pokémon called Lucario, or something, and that Lucario had copied his moves in Super Smash Bros. from Mewtwo. For a taste of idiocy rivaling a Gaia discussion, check the serious business from these forum threads:

“	LUCARIO IS NOTHING LIKE MEWTWO, AND HE IS NOT AN IMPROVEMENT, LUCARIO SUCKS, MEWTWO FTW!	„
—Freak_255, raging on the Gamespot Forums

“	First things first; one is Psychic the other is Steel-fighting. One is uber, the other is BL (dont quote me on that). Finally Lucario and Mewtwo are good fighter when used correctly.	„
—L33TSPEAK, Gamespot Forums

“	there both pretty damn crap overall, as weak as a point that is, there both more individual representatives for the pokémon series, it does feel like Lucario fights a lot like mewtwo when I have to play as him, aside from mewtwo's second jump and etc.etc	„
—nintensoldier, Gamespot Forums, Telling the absolute truth.

“	That's because it is. Lucario is just an 'improved' Mewtwo with a few different moves. Doesn't change the fact that he sucks in Brawl.	„
—Jormungandr, Gametrailers forums

“	lucario makes sudden death even more sudden then it already is. Lucario is sort of a new mewtwo,except he's newer he's more powerful and he wears shorts	„
—Etherealfrog, Gametrailers forums

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Gallery

If I see that generic Pokémon one more time...

The gallery shows what you can accomplish if you combine a lonely childhood with the cheapest available Wacom tablet.

Gallery of his COOLNESS

Mewtwo and Renamon collaborate for the ultimate copyright lawsuit.

Such great detail!

This is why Mewtwo fans hate Lucario.

One of Mewtwo's favorite hobbies is giving Marth nightmares.

Mewtwo: psychic and pedophile.	Mindfuck at work. Note the random Mudkip free from the massive damage.	Even Furaffinity mod, Dragoneer gets in on the action.	Even Babyfurfags want him.
He's gonna get what's his		JESUS CHRIST	Look, ma! No hands!
	Lucario taking it up the ass.	Mewtwo using his powers for something useful.	Proof he is GAY.
		Mewtwo and Lucario hugging.	WTF IS THIS SHIT!?
OM NOM NOM NOM	Wuttwo	Pink is GAY.	Mewtwo and Gardevoir also hugging.
~~created by some sick furries mewtwo here got a new penis which happens to be a Charizard furries fail~~ Let's play a game. It's called "count the errors in the previous sentence".

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Gotta catch 'em all!

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Abra	Blastoise	Cloyster	Ditto	Gardevoir	Lopunny	Lucario	Metapod	Mewtwo
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Mudkip	Pikaman	Porygon	Seaking	Shaymin	Shiny Pidgey	Slowpoke	Squirtle	Vileplume