Mewtwo
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A long, long time ago, somewhere around 1999, a plague swept over America. Originating from the land of tentacles, this plague, known as Pokemans, raped the minds of every child, and Chris-chan, into worshipping a god of rape. This god could destroy worlds, erase minds, turn some retard into stone, and even get on the cover of Time magazine. His minions invaded every school, hospitol, and church, causing many a death and seizure. And lo, this god of rape looked upon the chaos, and it was good. But then Pokemon 2000 came out, and no one gave two monkey shits about Mewtwo anymore.
Taking the innocent form of a cute kitten, no one ever suspected the true impact of evil his penis had - therefore, inevitably, sick fuck furries have paired him with every possible living and non-living thing in the Pokémon universe in both prose and picture. See gallery below for the grisly details. He is the Mind warrior Zippocat of the Pokémon universe and the twin brother of Lucario.
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Lucario and Mewtwo : EPIC BATTLE
Pokémon fans get into furious arguments on forums about how he is a copy of another Pokémon called Lucario, or something, and that Lucario had copied his moves in Super Smash Bros. from Mewtwo. For a taste of idiocy rivaling a Gaia discussion, check the serious business from these forum threads:
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Gallery
The gallery shows what you can accomplish if you combine a lonely childhood with the cheapest available Wacom tablet.
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