Metapod
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
"If Metapod was a compulsive gambler, it'd be called Bettapod"
~ Anon on Metapod
"My greatest creation."
~ God on Metapod
"I will now assert my authority and fucking HARDEN my stiff metal metarod"
~ Metapod on Metapod
"If Metapod was a fish, it'd be called Metacod"
~ Anon on Metapod
"if metapod were a sauce made of tomatos, it would be called ketchupod"
~ You on Doing it wrong.
"If find this conversation enlightening, and will thus forth assert my postulate: If x was/were y, it would be some combination of x + y in a manner that rhymes. "
~ Sir Issac Newton on formulas
Metapod is a Pokémon known for its ability to harden and nothing else (see David Hasselhoff). Contrary to popular belief, Metapod is not female, so requests for tits are futile at best. Those who cross Metapod's path will just have to realize that their subsequent hard-on is due to being gay. If you ever a capture a Metapod, name it Penis, Dick, Twanger, Hardy Boy, or FUCKING GREEN DILDO.
Metapod also received official meme notoriety, first appearing on a 4chan thread that was quickly archived. It followed the now fairly standard "if x was y, it'd be x + y" format, which is now used in a variety of manners.
Combofags can use Metapod as both a combo and a COMBO BREAKER, with ensuing lulz. See below.
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OH, METAPOD!
Graceful and phallic
Unyielding
Withstanding
A true A-merican
Metapod, oh, Metapod!
How may Earth live without
Kind, gentle being
Transient but strong
(an original p0em)
Metapod is a Pingas
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