Meowbark

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Meowbark's "morbid" catgirl fursona

Meowbark, aka Nyoko, is a whiny teenage weeaboo furfag who hails from Tamatalk and yiffs on Toontown in her free time. Her fursona is a catgirl that looks like a brown female Inuyasha, and her "drawing style" is largely copied from Inuyasha. She also claims to not be weeaboo, though her DeviantART account Nyoko-Sama, her desire to visit Japan, and general animu fantard tendencies imply otherwise. She is a huge Naruto fan as well.

Meowbitch tends to throw childish screaming fits in ALL CAPS whenever anyone criticizes her art, her leet role playing skillz, or basically anything about her, and always thinks of herself as the innocent party. She also thinks swearing makes her hardcore, and claims to be very mature which is a lie since she argues with anyone who has more common sense then her. Despite her intense hatred for 4chan, Meowbarf enjoys pretending she is from 4chan by spouting random quotes and raping memes with her abhorrent fangirlism.

She also dislikes the name Meowbark being used by other people elsewhere, though no one would want to steal such a shitty name except someone looking to troll her.

Meowbark has a huge ego, assumes she has a Penis and her new nickname is "Puppet Master". She also loves to say "Penis" a lot to people on MSN Messenger.

Meowbark's fandoms include Naruto, Street Fighter, Inuyasha and Hetalia. She also enjoys Total Drama Island and Action. Protect your fandoms from her bullshit at all costs!

I CANZ DRAWZ!

The "artist" herself.

Meowbark draws her characters in typical animu style, most of which were 'inspired' by Inuyasha. Her fursona even has a sword just like his, called "The Sword of a Thousand Fires". Recently she has taken to raping the Naruto fandom with her awful Mary Sues, giving them Wapanese names like "Kii Kusabana". Meowbitch has also worked to corrupt Mudkips by plastering Sasuke's head on them and other random unfunny shit.

Her and her friends think her art is remarkable, like any self-absorbed teenage 'artist'. She lacks a scanner, so she uses a webcam to take pictures of her fanart. In addition, she claims to finish each of her drawings in five minutes to a half hour. Because she's such a professional, she takes it upon herself to give free art lessons at Toontown's forums. Make sure to visit her!

Meowbark proclaims she will be a cartoonist in her future just by drawing in animu style, despite all of her work having no sense of anatomy and being awful rip-offs of Naruto and Inuyasha. She gets defensive if anyone dares do less than kiss her ass, though.

Internet Shenanigans

Meowbark ruins perfectly good memes.

Meowbark had a YouTube account called beingstupid. However, that account ended up getting the banhammer, so she created another account called Pilicanu. When that account was also banned, she made the account xmeowbarkx like a good ban dodger.

She also joined DeviantART, first as Halfcatdemon and then as Nekohanyo when the first account was banned, though that account eventually ended up getting the banhammer too.

In true lolcow fashion, Meowbark also hides comments on DA from anyone with the balls to tell her her art sucks. She's also quite the shit-stirrer, as seen here. At least Rising-Wolf, Lurkin' Weltall and Xhethrea agree that Meowbark is a loser weeaboo.

A few weeks ago, a user who went by the name of E^i*Pi vandled this article. E^i*Pi was Meowbark! Meowbitch is hellbent in getting a girl's page here that she hates so much as well!

How to be like Meowbark!

Take pictures of yourself going batshit insane and hope they don't reappear years later.

Take any holy meme and slap Naruto characters on it.
Deny your obvious fangirl faggotry.
Spout random, unfunny words and phrases.
Claim to be mature despite irrefutable proof otherwise.
Hide any comments that show what a dumbass you are.
Create a role play character with a Wapanese name.
When banned from any website, just make over 9000 new accounts to dodge your ban.
Scream random words to make you look like you are from /b/!!
DELETE IT ALL!
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PROFIT!

Gallery of MeowBitch's Fail

100% Original!

			Not traced at all!
A lovely self portrait.	Uniboob?	BEST DRAWING EVUR!!
Fear the boobs!	Such variety in her artwork!	She's racist as well.	How lovely...
Eeewwww...	Fucking Ferret!