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How does negroes say no?

When asking politely doesn't work.

Incorrect you fucking faggot.

No.

Opposite of yes. "No" is the answer that you always get when you ask a girl "Would you like to go out on a date with me some time?" Variations include Nah, naw, nope, NOOOO!!, "go and fuck your dog" and DO NOT WANT!!1 No only means yes when said by a woman who obviously wants to get raped, as all women of course, do.

In Raep: YES!!!
In Greek: Ochi, όχι
In German: Nein
In Russian: Niet, Нет
In Latvian: Nē
In Italian: No
In Latin: Minimè
In French: Non
In Portuguese: Não
In Spanish: No
In Hebrew: Lo
In Croatian: Ne
In Arabic: La
In Japanese: Iie, いいえ, 否, ううん
In Persian: Na
In Finnish: Ei
In Estonian: Ei
In Turkish : Hayır
In Hungarian: Nem (you may also say "nagyonkurvárakivancsukvabazmeg", but this is a bit more difficult to transcribe)
In Armenian: Cheh
In Swedish: Nej
In Danish: Nej. Nah/Næh. Nope/Nope. Ukorrekt/incorrect.
In Norwegian: Nei. Næh. Ikke faen.
In Polish: Nie
In Albanian: Jo
In Romanian: Nu
In Dutch:Nee (pronounced nay like the Aulde-English word for no)
In Chinese: Do not want
In Aspergian: Yesh?
In Negroid / Ebonics: FUCK YO' MOMMA
In Will Smithese: AWWW HELL NAW!
In Irish: Feck off!
In Canadian: Eh?
In /b/: NO U!!!
In Drunkspeak: Would you have sex with me please?
In Rape victim-speak: Yes
In Æ: B&
In Africa: Nah, Nigga!

Notable No's Down Through History

When asked if he would please stop killing joos Hitler answered. "Nein"

Women

When a woman say's no it either is the equivalent of the magic 8 ball saying "ask again later" or when mentioned in a discussion on sex means "Yes but it is so much hotter if you force yourself on me." No never means no when it comes from a woman.