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“	In high school, I was voted most likely to be a hillbilly, mental patient or chimpanzee!	„
—W Homer Simpson

Once one of the lulziest shows ever to lulz the lulz on television, it's now considered an old meme and generally shitty. True hXc fans claim the quality dropped off after the 9th season or when Matt Groening stole all of the non-shitty writers to work on Futurama, leaving The Simpsons at the mercy of Mike Scully and Fox network executives dead set on whoring the show out long past the point of being profitable and franchise becomes a walking poster child for shows that should have been euthanized.

The Simpsons was created by Russian descended communist Matt Groening for The Tracy Ullman Show back in late 1980's, after turning down a chance to animate his shitty Life In Hell when it became apparent that he would lose all rights to "[his] life's work" if he took the deal. So he decided to create a new property that satirized the Midwestern Middle-Class Family: mom, dad, three kids, dog and cat stereotype we've all seen for years. Despite only being a minute long, The Simpsons was soon spun-off after The Tracy Ullman Show was canceled for sucking. The Simpsons would then go on to the FOX network which at the time was the channel you still needed to put foil flags on your TV antenna to watch.

Little is it known, however, that Matt Groening actually built a time machine and traveled at least 100 years into the future. There, he saw a rerun of the smash animated series Family Guy, which means that it's The Simpsons that stole the idea, instead of the other way around.

The Show

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Example of old meme.

The show used to make fun of a variety of subjects, from celebrities, politics, the media and everything in between. It also showed kids as screaming, backtalking hellions or emo jazz obsessed girls, which caused parental groups and George Bush's dad to boycott the show on account of the fact that it was a bad influence on children.

The show isn't funny at all, and its fanbase above the age of 13 only like it because they were brought up with it, and when these, pubic hairs on society die, so will The Fucking Simpsons.

It was also notable for celebrities (as if Jon Lovitz and Tracy Ullman were famous) to voice characters on the show that poked fun at the person in real life. Currently, celebrities just show up because it's expected of them, since the show's writers have lost any skill at crafting a plotline and now shove out illogical episodes that feature celebrities walking across the screen for no fucking reason, probably not even saying anything. The show has been unfunny for a number of years now, due to a severe lack of lulz, since ironically enough, when they made Homer Simpson into "Jerk-Ass Homer", whatever the fuck that is (a term used to describe Homer's behavior since season nine), fans stopped laughing at Homer's antics and became very uncomfortable with them, as far as Homer becoming an unfunny sociopath/retard (the worst sin a writer can commit, since sociopaths are supposed to be lovable scamps that the viewers want to hug the evil out of, like Dexter or House).

Typical episode

Online Reviews of the Simpson's Movie

A message from the Simpsons. Poor faggy Smithers.

The following is a quote from Revered Dominick Malchiodi, after seeing The Simpons Movie' and coming back extremely offended. It was dug up from an extremist psychopath Christian website, and goes to show how utterly retarded some people can be if you brainwash them with enough bullshit. Clearly, Reverend Malchiodi was just confused after getting a raging erection at the sight of a little animated boy's penis, and had to leave to furiously masturbate in one of the bathroom stalls.

It's just what happens when a person's religion is based on death, tyranny and mind control:

...My Bible says that there should not even be a HINT of sexual immorality in our lives. I went to the movies yesterday, and thought I would see this movie. The early scenes clearly show Homer Simpson grabbing the Bible and saying, 'You won't find any answers in here!' That was strike 1 one for me. And then the ensuing scene where Homer challenges Bart in a game of do or dare. His father dares him to ride his skateboard NAKED down to some area, and Bart complies. I walked out at the point where the movie focussed on Bart's genitalia. Actually showing a penis and testicles!!! The parents and the children in the theater roared in laughter! I left the theater sick to my stomach and felt that the Spirit of the Lord was grieved. I think that we have compromised too much in what we would allow into our homes and what we would pay to go see. I'm sorry if this strong but it is the truth. It's time to stop walking on egg shells and defend the Word of God! I don't care how I am judged by man. I answer to God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit. I pray that we would really search our hearts to see what the the Lord would want us to see and not see. Please, search your hearts and never compromise what the the word of God compells us to do. Thank you and God bless you all.

Rev. Dominick Malchiodi, age 45

Ironically, Kyle, some teenager puts all these uppity Christians to bed:

I loved the movie. It was classic Simpson behavior. I just have one question. If the movie says PG-13, then why do all of these viewers (mainly the reviewers above) take their children to see it? If the movie says PG-13 then why are people taking their children. I've been reading these reviews and I saw a lot of: 'I was horrified that my children were exposed to this...etc.' It's PG-13 people that should be a warning not to take a 7 year old to it. Think. Not trying to be judgmental but...think, and follow the MPAA rating system.

My Ratings: Average / 4 Kyle, age 17

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Bart Simpson, Scientologist

On January 28, 2009, Nancy Cartwright decided it would be a great idea to infringe copyrights and endanger her contract with Fox by calling up Los Angeles locals to promote a Scientology eventby using the voice of Bart Simpson. She used colloquialisms like "man!", "ay! carumba!" and laughing retardedly. Nancy once donated her soul to $cientology. Nancy makes nearly $17,000,000/year from talking into a mic and doesn't want Xenu to take her vocal chords. It happened to Isaac Hayes. It could happen to you.

Simpsons and Playboy

The cover

As a bold move to attract a younger male audience after three years of gut-wrenching subscriber losses Hugh Heffner decided that it was time to cater to the needs of that crowd. By obvious process of elimination, the scientists at the Bunny Laboratories came to the conclusion that only one thing and one thing only could serve a vessel for the revival of the franchise that has ruled the magazine racks of the most prestigious and the most adored sanctuaries of men: the throne room. No, not the actual throne as in the throne in an olden Monarchy-ruled Castle. We mean that most holy of places where you sit down and take care of business: the toilet. Designed to target a core group of 18-24 year olds, the November issue of Playboy magazine features Marge Simpson as not only the covergirl but also as the centerfold. I would hate to be any of the playboy girls passed over by this blue-haired bitch who is not only one of the ugliest characters in the history of animated sitcoms, but also has a voice that could make Freddy Krueger's ears bleed and the cup size of a middle school girl. But, one question does remain: Does the carpet match the drapes?

LJ Faggotry

Many LJ users think it's funny to quote characters, particularly the Comic Book Guy. The character is a fat nerd who spends too much time on the Internets and probably writes fan fiction. In other words, he's basically every LJ user. He is also bitterly sarcastic and often says "BEST/WORST ____ EVER", which has become a popular catchphrase among LJ fags.

Example:

Prima: Hey did you see the preview for The Simpsons Movie yet?
Segunda: Yeah.
Prima: What did you think?
Segunda: WORST. TRAILER. EVAR.

Gallery

Magic card depicting a common Simpsons meme.

The iconic Mr. Burns.

Kwik-E-Mart IRL

Osama's son comes to visit them with a concealed bomb, at the biggest waste of money ever. AKA an attraction in Canada.

The Simpsons has fallen prey to the Furluminati.	Now available in Anime	The first Simpsons video game.
Spider-pig...Spider-pig...does whatever a spider-pig does.	By far, the most popular character on the show.	Oh the irony!

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A typical scene from the show

Special Extended DVD edition

Scene from the new movie

Family bonding

Prizebox is an example of a Forced Meme.		Lisa trying to pull off a Mr.Hands.	Obligatory bathtub scene
Will my ratings go up now?	"You know what would be funny, is if we got rid of all our good writers.	The Simpsons just haven't been the same since 1997.	A surprise plot twist in the movie!
A promo image for the new Simpsons movie.	Artists and writers day off, and look what happens. Lisa will never be the same.	RULE 34 ALERT!!1]]	Deleted scene from the movie.
Bart turns gay during the last episode.	Its Goofy Time.	Milhouse is not a meme.	Moar Rule 34?
Milhouse is STILL NOT A MEME.		Bart's penis is visible for all Simpsons movie goers to fap at.	Homer falls prey to Marge's trap.
It is a well known fact that each member of the Simpson family has a long lizard-like tounge.	Promo image for the next Christmas special.	This is what Manjula was doing while Apu was cheating on her with the Squishee lady.	and this
Trust me, he didn't do it...	This is what strippers get.	Other reasons for a vegetarian.	Why is Bart wearing glasses?
Lisa growing up. Sexually.