Mathematics

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Garfield solves some complex equations IRL

Mathematics is a tired old old meme. Everyone was born with preternatural knowledge of math, and can achieve pinnacles of brilliance even while sleeping. It has numerous numbers in it, unique squiggly symbols and significant irrational actors. It is suggested that mathematics not be attempted under the influence, as it is difficult to drink and derive at the same time.

1 Math in the Middle Ages
2 With mathematics you can
3 Basic Math Video
4 Gallery
5 See Also

[edit] Math in the Middle Ages

$some things you cant do with math$

some things you cant do with math

/b/ are smart

Back before the time of enlightenment, when the earth was ruled by level 60 barbs, mathematics were not only frowned upon, but was also proof of the devils influence on men. (For more on "devils influence" see Jews) This widespread belief that numbers were satan's language is attributed by most lulztorians to the existance of mathemagicians. Mathemagicians were high level mages who cast numerical spells on the village people. Most were fed to lions. This caused great envy from Catholics. They saw this as the mathemagicians way of stealing their fire.

[edit] With mathematics you can

Recreate Jurassic Park.
Hack the Matrix
Travel back in time, to become your own father.
Measure your penis and/or vagina.
Work in a fish and chip shop and give the incorrect change to customers.
Calculate the length of Longcat
Cheat at Dungeons and Dragons.
Pick up chicks (ahahahHAHAHAHJAAHAJAAAhahaaahaha)
Determine the chances of you losing your virginity (0%) to a farm animal (99%)
Calculate the exact speed of your scull as it cracks the payment after jumping off the roof of your apartment.
Spend all your time doing calculus instead of learning how to speak. This leads to spelling mistakes like scull. or just being fucking stupid and using words like payment when you actually mean something else.
End up crippled like Stephen Hawking.

[edit] Basic Math Video

An educational film for Math Students

[edit] Gallery

Oh, surely I am not doing these radical expressions for nothing! Give me some real world examples!	lolwut?	A typical math problem	Women are especially dumb when it comes to math.
the correct answer to any math problem	Math is hard.