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MarkyVigoroth

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MarkyVigoroth's crap artwork.
MarkyVigoroth's crap artwork.

MarkyVigoroth is a 14 year-old retarded Christian furry from Puerto Rico. He is also a member of deviantART, where he posts his drawings that look like they were made by an armadillo on speed. Like most Christians, he thinks that homosexuals are evil and will go to hell. His fursona is a Christian Vigoroth. He says that at one time, he wanted to experiment with him by drawing him in all the the "good" styles (i.e. inflation, muscle) (What he means by "good" styles, he means non-adult, like pornography and fetish; those styles are so not good from a Christian like him). He does not realize that inflation is a fetish. But he probably finds it sexy and just doesn't want to ruin his image.

Marky is friends with Hhhippo, who is considerably fucked up and thinks that being a fat-ass is sexy. But don't worry. If you are at least a fairly decent artist Marky will pay you a visit after visit until you become his best friend on the whole world. He will give you tons of his shitty art and expect something of a better quality in return and don't you dare deny him or you will burn in hell!

Despite his art looking like shit, he uploads it anyway for the whole internets to see.

GAY PEOPLE ARE BAD AND WRONG!!! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!
GAY PEOPLE ARE BAD AND WRONG!!! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!

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Facts

He dislikes homosexuality, yet he also dislikes female nudity. wut
He dislikes homosexuality, yet he also dislikes female nudity. wut

MarkyBiggototh thinks he's a Son of God, i.e., he's a fucktard. [3] "Also, I need to set an example, since I am of God."

He wanted to commit suicide. He probably still does. Make him do it! [4] [5]

He only plays faggot games like Pokemon and Mario. But he shouldn't be playing Pokemon, because it is a game of SATAN!

He will never have sex due to his Christian morals. He will probably die alone. Then again, Puerto Rico is full of biblefags like him, so he'll probably marry to some Christian-fundie Latino bitch. If he ever gets a girlfriend, e-stalk her until she kills herself.

Marky KNOWS Japanese. Therefore he is truly better than any of us.

His followers:

-Hhhippo

-Haru-Megami Also, go crash her shitty website! (Use Gigaloader) doesn't work :'(

His journal gets virtually no comments. Probably because 90% of it is shit nobody cares about.

He likes Leekspin. Tell him about Meatspin.

Marky Gets Owned By The Octavarius

The world will pass away. Though it may be hard to believe in a book, I try hard to do so. It is the best founding rock I have, and even if you (somehow) can prove it wrong, I WILL NEVER LET IT GO!!!

Then it is nothing more than a basis for YOUR own perfect world. Which makes you far from being a saint.

I heard that a saint is only a saved sinner! And I am not one who lets go of this hard evidence (for me it is hard evidence) of God! You may not agree with me, but...

Of course I do not agree with you. I'm above you in every single way.

What do you mean by "above me"?

I speak of my intelligence. My knowing of how things work in this silly little world of ours. I know how Christian extremists work, and the kind of "planet earth" they wish to see. In this case, you desire a homosexual-free sort of place where every man, woman and child is bound to some retarded book. Perfection, right?

It'll never happen. Your abominable dream is held back by enormous contradictions and impossibilities. And there will always be someone out there who goes against the grain. If it isn't me, it'll be someone else. Or someone else other than that other someone else. And so on.

Become free-minded, and then you'll truly ascend. Stay as you are, and you'll be suspended in some torturous limbo until you come to terms.

Marky Comments on This Article!

Quote from his journal


Ms. Mandypanda told Mr. tb-Samurai about my article in Encyclopedia Dramatica, so I went there.

It was non-stop garbage.

Here is what I found:


FACT ALERT: MarkyVigorth thinks that homosexuality is a sexual sin and that Jesus can save you from your gay-ness.

I agree with that fact, yet that sentence made it sound... gross.


MarkyVigoroth is a 14 year-old retarded Christian furry from Puerto Rico.

I am neither retarded (just naïve) nor a furry (A furry is a mix between animal and human, similar, yet not the same as, anthros; my character is 100% Pokémon. (Lol, wut)?) Also, I am 15.


He is also a member of Deviantart, where he posts his drawings that look like they were made by an armadillo on crack.

Uh, did you actually check out my good drawings, you know, the ones when I actually colored and inked? (Examples of his shittygreat drawing!)


Like most Christians, he thinks that homosexuals are evil and will go to hell.

They are not evil, just misguided, and they do not have to go to Hell, if they repent.


His fursona is a Christian Vigoroth. He says that at one time, he wanted to experiment with him by drawing him in all the the "good" styles (i.e. inflation, muscle) (What he means by "good" styles, he means non-adult, like pornography and fetish; those styles are so not good from a Christian like him).

I am just going to experiment with his design, and you made Christians sound bad!


He does not realize that inflation is a fetish.

I doubt it, and it is not a fetish for me.


But he probably finds it sexy and just doesn't want to ruin his image.

I do not even like that "s" word, and I do not think that towards inflation!


Marky is friends with Hhhippo, who is very [censored] up and thinks that being a fat-[censored] is very sexy.

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MR. :iconhhhippo: LIKE THAT! (BAAAAAAAAAW)


Despite his art looking like [censored], he uploads it anyway for the whole internets to see.

Maybe it is because I like to draw (crap), that because I am improving in my skills, and that some of the art is to convey a message or is gift-art to people I love?


TL;DR; gb2/hugbox/! Oh wait, he doesn't have one.

His Crappy Art

Oh God, make me unsee it.

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