Mark Levin
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Mark Levin is a neoconservative American radio host and the former life partner of Ronald Reagan. During the 1980's Levin worked for President Ronald Reagan perfoming such tasks as fellatio, 69, and the occasional Cleveland Steamer. After his lover went batshit crazy and starting pooping himself, Levin began an unlistenable talk radio show as well as a sexual relationship with fellow loser Sean Hannity. Levin is also famous for his great love of dogs, although not in the traditional way. He and actress Fran Drescher are currently locked in a heated battle for the title of "Most Annoying Voice in the History of Mankind."
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Shitty Books
Levin has written three books to date. One is about Supreme Court members doing their job on the Supreme Court. The second is more lulz worthy, as it is a book devoted to drooling over his two dead dogs.
Sprite was so beautiful. He had big brown eyes and the softest fur I'd ever touched. But neither of these features compared to his beautiful rosey red penis. Sometimes after I'd returned from the studio after a long day of sucking off Sean, I'd find myself stroking it for hours.
The third book is about the destruction of America's asshole with the hot sauce of satanic liberalism. Levin pimps this last book once every radio station, but also gets screened callers to call in to praise the holy book. Levin responds by purring like the Conservative pervert in a room full of young male interns.
All of Levin's books are famous for having very few pages and very large print, so as to assure that his painfully retarded fans can understand the context. It is rumored that he will soon be authoring a childrens book, but his publisher has expressed concern that his adult fans won't realize that it wasn't written for them.
Gay Relationship
In August of 2004, Levin met conservative talk radio host Sean Hannity. Sharing a fondness for ignorance and hatred of niggers, Levin and Hannity quickly fell into raging gay anal sex. On occasion Levin appears on Hannity's television and radio show, flirting hard before driving hours to fellate him. Levin enjoys speaking softly to his listeners about this when he shyly coos "Sean's always trying to get me on his show..." Contrary to popular belief, Hannity's nickname for Levin ("The Great One") comes not from his admiration for his broadcasting skills, but from his admiration for Levin's rimjob skills.
The Homosexual Bunker
Levin's radio show and podcast reference a bunker from an undisclosed location. This is due to President Obama's blackness, fear of minorities, and AIDS. Levin got the idea after witnessing Dick Cheney's superhuman paranoia during the Bush administration. The bunker is in fact a fortress of faggotry. Eyewitness male prostitutes report of bizarre sexual acts including Eagles, slices of apple pie and sodomization with the American flag.
Nicknames
Levin uses a number of unclever nicknames to describe anyone he wants to troll. These include: MSLSD, New York Slimes, Keith Overbite, statists, and marxist to name a few. Thanks to this practice, it is painfully easy to spot a Levin listener on the internet, as they can only mimic the "satire" of their jewish Führer. If the name in question can resemble anything negative, Levin uses it repeatedly to the delight of his rich white listeners. Imagine a child in middle school making shitty puns out of names and institutions and you get the point.
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