Lmao Zedong
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[edit] Childhood
It is common knowledge that Lmao Zedong (Chinese: 毛澤東) is the lesser-known emo brother of the Maoio Brothers. In their youths, they'd spend hours stomping on small animals (especially turtles) in hopes of gold coins. This is most likely due to their excessive wild mushroom comsuption. Other than taking drugs and killing animals, they would often rescue Chinese sluts from the evil, reptilian grasp of their nemesis, MONGO.
[edit] Other Stuff That's Not Childhood
At least 100 years later, Lmao's older and wiser brother Mao owned china. He was also a stinking commie. 4 out of 5 historians agree that Mao was a better ruler than Lmao, while the other historian claims to " love t3h cock". Once every-other week, Mao would go off to rape the woman-folk of nearby villages. During this time Lmao would be the Chairman. This happened at least 100 times, the most recent of which was last thursday. When Lmao would be in charge, he'd do zaney things such as shooting children, starting a lollercaust or treating furries with respect. He would expos-facto claim "IDIFTL". And indeed he did do it for the lulz, for Lmao & Mao's China was a land of many lulz and cheap labor.
Lmao liked to piss off America by trolling the internets under the handle Joseph Stalin and threatening nuclear war, flame war, kittenwar, and WWIII. This went on until America's SysOp Richard Nixon traced Lmao's IP back to China and flew there on a plane to pimpslap him and drop the banhammer personally. LOL PWNED.
[edit] Personal Life
Lmao Zedong has a fascination with the Furry lifestyle, mainly the yiffing and scriching.
It was also herd he lieks Mudkipz.
[edit] Fact of the day
Not many people know that China is one of the few countries named after an object. Others include Wales, Ivory Coast and Chili. In a double whammy, the Chinese, like the Indians, the Italians and the Thai, are also named after a type of takeaway. Isn't life grand?
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