Malaysia
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Malaysia is a South American nation. The country is primarily inhabited by a species of Nigger called Malays. The immediate neighbor of Malaysia is Singapore, which Malaysians hate because of the better system of government and the longer age expectancy the Singaporeans enjoy (The typical Malay male dies at 21 due to gun related violence). Although claiming to be a Islamic nation, they really practice a form of Protestant Christianity.
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History
The land which is now recognized as Malaysia was initially called Malaya, a land which was populated by little, naked Manhwa style sprites. In 1963, Britain took over the land, and used it as space to dispose Niggers who were deemed unfit for slavery or physical labour.
The Niggers are now known as Malays.
Language and Culture
The official language of Malaysia is Malay, which basically consists of sounds created by putting the tip of the tongue on the roof of the mouth just behind the teeth and moving it backwards. However, in recent years, the Government realized that this inferior language has resulted in many instances mass miscommunication and thus started the rapid introduction on English into the country. The Malaysians today mostly speak a modified, unperceivable form of English.
The national food of Malaysia is the Ramly 'beef' burger, which is banned in 76 countries up to date. The 'beef' patties are made from parts of unwanted, dead, donkey parts, such as the nose and dick and testicles, which are flattened using pin rollers and sewed into a patty.
The capital of Malaysia is Kuala Lumpur, which is pretty much just like New York City, only it's about 500% full of shit and has significantly more violent crime. Although Malaysian routinely criminals, they simply cannot contain the crime rate, as the national pastime in Malaysia is Robbery. Executing, be it criminals or Christian priests are their second most popular national pastime after badminton. Malaysia's badminton Olympic team regularly has felt its fair share of limited success, but this is partially due to the fact that no one plays badminton because its gay.
Malaysia is basically the middle-east of Asia, being the home of a 99% population of Muslims, or terrorists. 75.6% of the Malaysian population is a member of the extremist, terrorist group called UMNO, which claims to have links with the Al-Qaeda. However in recent footage Osama Bin Laden has openly refuted any of the links that the local, Malaysian terrorist groups claim to have with them.
Government
Malaysia is a dictatorship, under the undisputed leadership of Najib Tun Razak, who slept his way to the position of Head of UMNO. The UMNO, The United Malay National terrorist Organization, runs the Malaysian government
Anwar Ibrahim
A favorite national pastime of the Malaysians is sodomy. Although it is officially against the 'Islamic' law to practice sodomy, only in rare instances has this law has been enforced, and a study in 2005 by MIT(Malaysian Institut of Teknologi) has found that 67% of Malay males between 20-25 habitually practice sodomy. In February 2008, Mr. Anwar Ibrahim, a Malaysian politician, led a band of gypsies to usurp the throne of Premier Najib. However Najib countered this by throwing Anwar into prison on accounts of sodomy, and loling at his face. A bogus story was cooked up, and Anwar Ibrahim was publicly humiliated.
Matthew Kwong, The Typical Malay
- Only good at playing the guitar and making babies
- Also make very good, disposable suicide bombers
- Usually in family of 7-8
- Breed like roaches
- Studies have shown that they are an extremely inferior race, with a national IQ average of 56.9 points
- Unable to lick their elbows
- Also unable to count past 10
Intranets
In 2008, Malaysia went through a massive Tech program to implement the Internet into the country, which was absent from the entire country in the past. Experts from Papua New Guinea were hired to implement Internet technology into the country, and Malaysia can now proudly boast a nation wide 55 kbps connection.
Summary of Malaysia in 6 minutes
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