Maja Schmidt
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| —Maja |
Maja Schmidt, pronounced May I Shit? aka alvestein or dowanor -born Mai Schmidt on 5 April, 1982- is an angry Internets drama queen, spam poster and troll, currently residing in Larvik, Norway. She has a boyfriend called Marius who likes to pay tribute to the Alfred Hitchcock movie Psycho by trying to scare her while she's in the shower.
Not unlike Pedobear, the perv that he is...
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History
| —Maja |
Once upon a time, Ms. Schmidt found the exceedingly dull website, 4chan. "What a cool and lovely site," she said, as she intently speed read through the latest topics the very same day her mother got them connected to the internetz. "Be very careful, Mai. There's danger in them parts". But Maja was too busy getting herself acquainted with her new tool, trying to find a way to distinguish herself from other noobs.
Upon learning that 4chan was full of immature little kids, Maja was gobsmacked with disgust. From that day forward, Maja vowed never to return to the eyesore that is 4chan, and she tried to start a hate campaign on Facebook, which lead to the deletion of her account. Little did she know that one day she too would have a site of her own, that bettered 4chan. Several of these came about, in fact.
Maja used to own and maintain the website Dowan.org, a blog powered by WordPress. In April 2008, she allegedly sold the blog to her friend, Malin. Yeah, as if...
About the only thing Maja will ever be famous for is her knack to post shit no one normal gives a damn about. But she met other like-minded people who also got around to posting shit no one cares about. Thus creating one of those, what do you call it? Oh yeah! Groups.
Privately hosted and hack proof assured, Maja calls the shots. In *her* words, WordPress are not to be held responsible for what she has to say. Meaning that if Maja is moody, you must have done something to piss her off. Since she rules indisputably with an “Iron fist in a velvet glove”, it is her call to make, and you dare not get her worked up on a bad day.
Serial killer in training
Long before Maja encountered the manifesting internet persona (and her mortal enemy), Grace Saunders, Maja successfully sued her ex-boyfriend when he said that giraffes were the most boring zoo animals ever. Also around this time, Maja started hearing voices in her head because those kiddies gave her headaches, and she undoubtedly made claim that the voices were her personal thoughts. No, this was not the morning broadcast of I-95.
In May 2006, Maja started her biggest online feud yet against Grace Saunders after he discovered a snide remark about his "cyberbullying" threads. Grace Saunders (whose real name cannot be disclosed here, as it is not to be named) was a victim of the online harassment that was instigated by Maja's lesbian lover Vixx, who was quite upset when she discovered Saunders was really a he-she.
To even the score (as well as to boost her already massive ego), Maja started using Dowan.org as a soapbox to run down Saunders, unaware that he was into Google like bees are into honey. Ironically, Maja is as thick as mince. She's no real hacker, like Zero Cool. She's so thick-headed in fact, that she had to get someone to design the crappy template on Dowan.org for her, which is now gone. Sigh.
Naturally, Grace Saunders initially tried to get her to remove two shitty entries on Dowan.org to save face, since she was slandering him. Thus setting herself up for a well deserved "LOL INTERNET" moment, and further contradicting her own steps to sue Gracie-boy, and have her solicitor take legal action. But as predicted, Mr. Saunders was met with no seriousness whatsoever in his quest to resolve things smoothly. This ruined the lulz, but paved way for the intended victim to become another an hero.
In reality, Maja was really just sticking her nose where it don't belong. Maja believes she has the God given right to badmouth other people on her blog, yet gets all hot and sweaty when people do it back to her. If she didn't want all this garbage posted about her, she should have simply deleted the two entries about Grace Saunders when asked, and that would have been the end of it.
Solicitor's letter
After several months of whining and threatening to take legal action, Maja eventually got around to contacting a UK solicitor in Edinburgh to try and get Saunders thrown in the slammer for the e-Harassment she brought upon herself. Since legal fees and killing trees proved to be expensive, she had one of her bloggers donate $10 to her PayPal in advance. The rest has to be leeched from Marius, just as soon as he realizes being self-employed has its highs and lows. Poor guy...
In February, Mr. Saunders was the recipient of an undertaking, due to his retaliatory actions against Norway's resident busy body. Details of that remain sketchy. But if you're curious about all that, please relate to the postings on the Full Moon Underground forums for more information, provided you can be arsed to find the posts. The darn citation for the link to the page wasn't working, though.
Of course, the "proof" Maja case filed was rather one-sided, as she's always the angel no matter what annoyance she brings upon others. I mean, who honestly never saw that coming? There was a lot of "He done this...", and "He done that..." presented in libel form, but none of the "I (Maja) admit to posting the flame bait, and doing lots of beating the dead horse over and over again..." shit, or any justified confession that she played any big hand in helping this smelly BS to pile up from day numero uno.
As of March 2008, Maja is feeling severely butthurt and supposedly frightened of a guy she's only spoke to online, seeing as how she can't give Saunders a one way ticket to Bantown. This resorted in Scottish police resources being contacted, ONLY because she was spammed, challenged, and subsequently pwned at her own game. Talk about tough lulz.
Lately, she seems to think that by deleting her MySpace profile (and certain other profiles), that she is now safer on the internetz. But why eliminate the attention when she created the attention? Make sense? Nope!
After finding her ED page through referrals, Maja sent one of her minions to ED to bitch and cry that someone was going against non-existent rules. Obviously she sent someone else to ED because she's playing the innocent victim, and is trying to pretend (rather unconvincingly, one might add) that she played no part in causing this shit to happen, when certain people reading this page know otherwise. Examples of this include flaming people for half a year, exchanging abusive emails with her target, and then trying to give him/her the cold shoulder, as if she's just gotten over something major in her life - which is contradictory, considering she opted to post about it.
Oh, if you wondered, she has enabled a contact form on her blog. But most of the shit you send her just gets bounced back to your inbox. Her real email address is dowanor@googlemail.com and not the maja@dowan.org shit she has on her site. Don't want spammed, hun? Don't advertise your address for all to see.
But will Maja ever admit to having these problems? Will ODB be spared death? And lastly, will Tony the Tiger ever find his stripes?
Also see Pekka-Eric Auvinen
Update:
Maja still hasn't deleted the three entries on her blog, but you now need a password to view them. I now have her address details, and I know her website is hosted by Liquid Web. I WILL be contacting them shortly to file a complaint or two. Adios.
Lolsuit
It would appear that Schmidt has a lawyer (see also: bullshit) and has some qualm with Encyclopedia Dramatica. Who could have seen that coming?
Lol at it here and here then watch the bottom of User talk:OldDirtyBtard to see the drama unfold.
OH NOES Epoque has just declared he is filing the suit and the administrators of ED will receive a court summons shortly. View the post at the end of ODB's talk page here. What he fails to understand is that the so called "private urls" are not private in the slightest, they are viewable by the public and we simply link to them. We are also allowed to use the picture of Maja as it was posted publicly and can be used for critique and comment under fair use.
The Dollar Stretcher
OMG. Could it be? After 5 years of crying her guts out, flaming, stalking, bitching and boasting, Maja is auctioning up Dowan.org to the highest bidder so she can finally move on with her e-life. Type Dowan.org on Google, or look at the list of links on here.
I'd imagine her new blog won't be that hard to find, since she won't be able to keep her trap shut for more than 10 seconds. But one must keep this in mind: When you have nothing important to talk about, you put out the beware stuff.
You know? Like Maja Schmidt.
O.O
In 2008, Maja became a man, named Uffe. =]
From The Archive
I'm guessing the sight of children makes Maja feel dirty, because she has voluntarily signed herself up for sterilization. Again paying tribute, this time to the UK number one hit "Too Much Too Young" by The Specials. Further proof that the non-commercial culture is getting worst.
Like most working class Norwegian citizens who get their daily caffeine fix courtesy of Schweppes, Maja is one of those people who are only happy when they are working nevar. Or in this case, poppin shit about others from behind a computer screen. Are you feeling horny yet?
Where she is now...
She currently goes by the name Zoey and runs Day Dream Graphics. She runs it along with a council of losers such as Chris/Epoque & Erik. She literally stole the website from Torre who took over it from its original owner Snow White in August of 2008. She still is the coward bitch she has always been, notice the name change, and will never change because what she thinks is always right. Yeah, OK. Why not head over to Day Dream Graphics and give her a little bit more hassle? Sounds good to me.
Forums incident
Spring 2009 saw Maja briefly return from obscurity to edit her own ED article in order to plug her new site. Now known as Zoey, Maja proceeded to delete my account (PeeturDCF) from her forums after I ratted her out. It seems she doesn't want herself to stay hidden. This just proves, once and for all, how much of an attention whore she really is. Had she not tried to edit war with me here, no one would have been any wiser. But as it stands....
Protip: Quit being an ass, and no one will care about you! :-)
Known names
- Maja
- Maja Schmidt
- Maja The Ranter
- Zoey
- dowanor
- crankynu
- alvestein
- lykke1982
Just remember that YOU cannot hide from us. We WILL always find you.
Grace Saunders - the psycho lives on
4 February 2007 Posted by Maja at 9:18 pm
Haven’t written about this moron in a while, but here goes.
Once upon a time there was a boy who liked to call himself Grace Saunders as he registered at various forums. His real name is for him and Google to know. Gracie-boy here as serious mental issues. He doesn’t understand that “banned” means “you’re not welcome”. Of course, there’s a lot of people that doesn’t that hint, but Gracie is good at putting it to the extreme.
His “scam” is as follows. He signs up at various forums and starts off with posting the exact same post he always does. “I’m being cyberbullied”. Apparently, we’re all part of a major cyber conspiracy to push him over the edge.
Right.. And the Easter Bunny killed JFK…
Anyways… The result is always the same. Someone always recognizes him or finds his usualy “woe is me” post absolutely bullshit as they should. Because the post itself explains WHY he gets banned. When you CONFESS to stalking people and wrecking their forums, don’t expect a lot of people telling you how sorry they feel for you. I’m amazed no one has pressed charges against you and asked for a restraining order.
He’s evidently also confessed to being physically violent against two different female co-workers which got him fired… twice.
Since I’m feeling lazy and don’t want to waste more time then I absolutely have to on this pathetic looser, I will leave you with a long list of links related to Gracie-boy and his behavior for you to see for yourself.
Oh.. And Gracie-boy.. thanks for the traffic.
http://wolfensteinresource.com/community/index.php/topic,4509.0.html http://www.freeboards.net/index.php?mforum=SH&showtopic=327&hl= http://www.freeboards.net/index.php?mforum=SH&showtopic=331&hl= http://www.freeboards.net/index.php?mforum=SH&showtopic=252&st=0&hl= http://www.the-horror.com/forums/showthread.php?s=a4991a08674f0526d46465922a4d80b0&t=653
the cyberbullying story: www.ffxii.net/forums/ www.bakakage.net/index.php?showtopic=11272 http://forums.ffowa.org http://www.manganews.net/forums http://www.spirasdestiny.net/forums http://www.manganews.net/forums http://forums.nightly.net/ www.ffrebirth.com/ www.omni-gamer.com www.hobbyhype.com/forums/ www.b-hc.net/board/ forums.newdoom.com/showthread.php?t=30301 www.gamertagradio.com/~gamepen3/ http://tacticalrpg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2202&page=1 www.ff7-doc.com/forums/ orums.retrothinking.com/ oh god, i can’t be bothered to find more…
and this is the same bullshit, only he started linking to me too: http://www.gamertagradio.com/vbportal/forums/archive/index.php/t-1928.html http://www.forumextractor.com/topic/5376.html
Gracie.. You need many years of therapy.
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-_- Erik Says: 4 February 2007
LMAO!!!! haven’t laughed this hard in ages!
- takes a breath* … ahhaahahahahahaha hahahaahahah oh god, I got stop laughing lol. My roommate is lying on the floor here laughing hysterical after reading a couple of the forums.. Damn, how pathetic can people get
Jeni Says: 5 February 2007
I’m amused even more by the fact that not one person at those boards seemed to believe him or care. Malin Says: 5 February 2007
Hahahahah! I can only laugh at this Karen Says: 6 February 2007
I seriously hope I never come across that freak… He seems worse to get rid of than hundreds of flies stalking you. I’m amused, but also a little freaked out. *shudders* Malin Says: 9 February 2007
That idiot left a comment on my blog. Too bad for him I deleted it right away… Grace Saunders Says: 11 February 2007
2 yearsin a row I’ve seen shit here. I’m gonna fucking sue. Grace Saunders Says: 11 February 2007
Yes, I am. Maja Says: 11 February 2007
For *what*? Writing about an online pseudo?
Try me. Grace Saunders Says: 12 February 2007
Ever heard of slander? That’s exactly what you’re doing. What exactly is your problem?
I’m not as bad as you think I am. I’ve just had to deal with a lot of shit online for over 3 years and a half.
I don’t believe we’ve ever met stranger, so why post about me twice on a blog in the space of a year?
You must be from TotallyRE or some other dope community. Otherwise you wouldn’t go out of your way to bother me like this. Maja Says: 12 February 2007
In order to slander you I need to pinpoint exactly who you are and where you live. Not mention a pseudo. There is also no evidence that you are the Grace Saunders I speak of. This again can not be proven as many people use this pseudo.
Try again Grace Saunders Says: 12 February 2007
How did you learn about me in the3 first place? I know you’re friends with Vixx from Silent Hill Heaven. Maja Says: 12 February 2007
Relevant? No. Grace Saunders Says: 12 February 2007
Fine then. I’ve got a new name, and I ain’t telling you what it is either. :mrgreen: Maja Says: 12 February 2007
The gods themselves tremble. Grace Saunders Says: 12 February 2007
You said that last year.
Try again. :roll: Maja Says: 13 February 2007
and you still don’t get it. So sad. Grace Saunders Says: 13 February 2007
Shut up, fool. Maja Says: 13 February 2007
hmm… no Grace Saunders Says: 14 February 2007
Actually, yes.
When I contact the host you’ll be sorry. Grace Saunders Says: 14 February 2007
One other thing: I think every one of those people who replied after your initial rant are infact YOU. One and the same.
Not that I have any proof to back this up, but it’s pretty fucking obvious that whoever posted the article is the same person who keeps responding.
The only thing you want is an audience, thus why you set up a blog (because no one normal gives a damn) and you make up these personas to slag me off.
Either that or your idiotic buddies are just agreeing with you for the hell of it.
Huh? Huh? Fucking huh? Maja Says: 14 February 2007
By contacting my host you need to confess to them that all of these posts and threads I have linked to are infact you, and that you are major internet stalker with no respect for others with a sick wish to harass them.
Be my guest. I’d like to see that confession myself.
And you really are pathetic. I have never left a comment -anywhere- under anything else but my own name. Sad how you do nothing of the same. You just continue to try to stalk and harass others by changing your pseudo over and over again trying to get into their forums. And when your plan doesn’t work, you just threaten them and the lives of their children.
You are -very- lucky no one has pressed charges yet. Especially since your location would be no problem to find at all.
Your mother must be very proud of the shitty job she did with you.
There is no conspiracy against you. You’re just a very twisted person who like to spend your time pestering others to fill an empty sick gap in your head. The fact that you are unable to connect the proper dots to see what you do is wrong and continue to deny on how horrid your behavior has come to sickens me to my bones.
Go play in traffic. Grace Saunders Says: 14 February 2007
Grace Saunders is a character from Jack in the Dark, you tool. It’sn’t my name. My real name is Peter.
And don’t mention me from now on, and I won’t re-register on your crappy boards. Sounds like a simple concept because it is a simple concept.
Fucking up my password to further your idiotic antics is also stupid. Maja Says: 14 February 2007
It’s called “trolled”. It makes your user account faulty. If I clearly do not like you, why would I want you at my forum, eh? I haven’t touched your stupid passwords. I don’t have to.
I don’t give a rats ass where the pseudo comes from. I will write about what I want, when I want. Stop harassing and threatening my friends, and I won’t write about it. Simple as that.
Make myself clear enough for you, or is your sick head busy twisting my words making it seem like you’re in your right to threaten the lives of people and their children and it’s all their own fault you won’t leave them alone? Grace Saunders Says: 15 February 2007
What children? What pseudo? What friends?
For a start, you’re the one who’s harassing me. Let me see: Oh yeah, how about 4 years worth of getting me banned from forums related to survival horror games? How about getting my Dino Crisis site deleted because it had a similar layout to another site? How about using a website called YTMND to make a stupid video with my picture on it? How about hacking my email accounts and then leaving my accounts on a thin shoestring?
And guess what? No one smart would give out their full name online. Who cares if you don’t use an alias? I do, because if I registered as Peter and everybody else registerd with their name, where’s the creativity in that? Using the name of video game characters is an extremely common practise.
But you don’t seem like the type who would play games, so there. Anyway, I’m off. I’ve already wasted far too much of my time as it is, and those Cyberbullying topics are going to be locked away at my request. Grace Saunders Says: 15 February 2007
I was hungry, so I ate a bowl of corn flakes. Maja Says: 15 February 2007
I’m not harassing anyone. I wrote about a shifty person online, and you responded.
And I don’t sink to your level when it comes to stalking and harassing people. I know for a *fact* that you have thereatened people because you didn’t like it when people kept banning you from their forums.
Here’s a newsflash. THEY DON’T WANT YOU THERE! They don’t want to be your friend, they don’t want you in their presence, they don’t want to know you exist and they definitly don’t want you at their forums.
Get help. Really.
Notice how you dodge every commentary and refuse to take responsibility for your actions. You dellude yourself into thinking you don’t do anything wrong. Well, you do. Suck it up and get on with your live and leave my friends alone. Grace Saunders Says: 15 February 2007
Are you friends with this man? He was the guy who hacked my profile on dozens of forums.
http://www.thehorrorisalive.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7465 Maja Says: 15 February 2007
don’t know, don’t care.
if he’s going to press charges against YOU, i highly doubt he hacked your accounts. forum scripts are usually a bit more advanced then that. My guess is you got banned because they didn’t want you there. Grace Saunders Says: 16 February 2007
OK, sometimes I have a vicious temperment and I say stuff to act high n’ mighty, but I really wouldn’t go over to her house and beat her up. Vixx, I mean.
Not sure why I got banned from Silent Hill Heaven. But it’s just a forum. Nothing worth getting uptight about.
I’m being taken to court in March for assaulting Stefanie at Instore. She’s real of course.
I just wish I had never hit her. She is not there for that cruel treatment. Maja Says: 16 February 2007
“it’s just a forum” ? It that why you constantly try to sign back into the forum, threatened her child? You need to leave them alone entirely. Period. Or going to court for assaulting someone isn’t the only reason why you’re going to court. Grace Saunders Says: 16 February 2007
I’m sorry, Maja. Maja Says: 16 February 2007
Stop stalking people and threaten them, and I’ll believe you. Grace Saunders Says: 20 February 2007
Can I talk to you on the phone please? Maja Says: 20 February 2007
Why on earth would I talk with you? I don’t even pick up the phone when my own mother calls. Grace Saunders Says: 21 February 2007
I need to talk to someone because I thought about running away from home and taking suicide notes to my old school, my old friends and Barnardo’s. I’ve got a court case coming up soon and I need Stefanie to be there or it will be meaningless to me.
I always get banned from forums and then they slag me off for years, causing me to act abusive and hassle them back. They know I like the discussion boards too much to give up, so they feed off my temper and continue to make me feel like a worthless human being.
I never had any friends in high school, and I fell out with my primary school mates. They were OK as individuals, but as a group they made me feel uncomfortable. When I left school, I made the ambitious claim that things would get better. But when I went to Comet and Fads I acted like an idiot and they got rid of me. It got worse when we got a computer because I am totally obsessed with it.
My behavior online is robotic. I constantly log in and out of sites for no reason, and then I write down lists of people on bits of paper and throw it away, and re-write the same stuff again, as if my life depended on it.
If Stefanie isn’t going to turn up, I’m not going to turn up in court either. I don’t care if I get arrested and sent to jail. All I wanted was to say sorry and make amends.
As it is, I’m past caring what happens to me. Instead of bullying me into submission, they should show some consideration for my feelings and what I’ve been through for 4 years online.
Anyway, my phone number is 0131 478 1082 if you want to talk to me. Maja Says: 21 February 2007
Same shit you’ve always been serving up as all. Just like in October 2006. http://forum.wiilounge.com/showthread.php?t=261
No one is causing you to act abusive. *You* make yourself act abusive. I don’t believe your so-called apology for a second considering it’s just an act, just like before.
While you very acting remorseful to me, you were still trying to sign up at the two same forums you weren’t welcome at to begin with.
As always you refuse to take responsibility for your actions.
And to my knowledge, you’re over 18. “run away from home” ? Honestly.. just get a fucking job and move out like the rest of us. Grace Saunders Says: 21 February 2007
I’m 21 now. Maja Says: 21 February 2007
My sympathy to your mother.
Btw. Thank you for your phonenumber. Made it simple to track down your adress and provide it to those who wish to press charges against you for stalking and harassment. Dowan.org » Grace Saunders - The annoyance continues Says: 20 June 2007
[…] just noticed today that if you do a Google Search for “Grace Saunders”, my post is the third in the ranking. Which is kind of scary considering this is really the name of a […]
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Further Reading
- Dowan.org Sold to some Whore she knows.
- New Blog (lol) Belongs to Uffe from Denmark. Lie.
- Her LiveJournal'
- Her deviantART
- MySpace She has since deleted it.
- At dead-teddybears.com Dunno?
- The 'sevices' she offers
- Her profile @ Codegrrl.com Forums
- Her amazon.com wishlist
- Her eBay My World: lykke1982 Not a registered user
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