Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Doin' it for the lulz since 1979.

Typical Mahmoud fangirl.

Conservapedia appears to be confused as to how someone can be as anti-homosexual as they are, and yet also hates America and Zionism like some dirty Librawl.

According to Jihadwatch.org, Mahmoud possessed the remarkable ability in 1979 to look like a man about ten years older than he is now.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (moar like "Mahmoud, ima need a blowjob," amirite?)is the Glorious President of Iran and world-renowned IRL troll, who is tirelessly dedicated to hating freedom and exposing the Jew's many lies and some lesser known facts . This, of course, we know. But did you also know that he is a sexy beast, for whom YOU have a serious boner? Unfortunately for you, Mahmoud has single-handedly rid Iran of precisely your kind of faggotry. As well as that, he's pwned the Israeli and British Navy for coming too close to Iranian shores, actually sinking a Jew warship in 2000 for great justice. Israel hates him for endorsing Lebanese heroes, and America hates him because... well, he's done nothing to them, but they somehow like to think that everything he does involves them somehow.

The mere mention of Mahmoud's name on the Internets is invaribly followed by indulgent butthurt of both a conservative and liberal bent, including "HE HATES FREEDOM OMGG!1Shift+1" and "HE OPPRESSES WOMAN WIMMIN omg!!1!Shift+1". Everyone hates muslims. Trolling via a Fifty Mahmoud Post is best recommended in such occurances.

[edit] Fun Facts About Mahmoud

• supports the fact that JEWS DID WTC. About fucking time someone spoke up!

• The Indian programmer in Office Space had the same name.

• Mahmoud has encouraged Iranians to have lots of babies, saying the Iran could handle 50 million more people than its current 70 million. Some argue that Mahmoud is thereby building his own personal army.

• Mahmoud rejects all ideologies and principles divised in the West. Except Holocaust denial.

• He enrages conservatives by sexing up old women and doesn't afraid of anything.

• Mahmoud has banned all Western music from Iran - including Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance. Amazingly, some actually criticise him for this.

• Mahmoud has also banned all major Western websites - including JewTube and WikiJewia. Equally amazingly, some criticise him for this as well.

• Mahmoud possesses as many facial expressions as he does Man points - which are so infinately many that he is an improbability of physics at this stage.

• Satirical humour directed at t3h Ahmadinejad on the Internets is usually full of unfunny faggotry.
  • This proves it.
  • Some spanish shit
  • As does this.

• Mahmoud likes to wear a lot of white polyester jackets. Or it is possibly the same white polyester jacket worn multiple times. Mossad are investigating.

[edit] The Many Moods of Mahmoud

Cheeky Mahmoud	Contemplative Mahmoud	Content Mahmoud	Constipated Mahmoud
Amused Mahmoud	Sees Wut U Did Thar Mahmoud	Happy Mahmoud	Charming Mahmoud
Surprised Mahmoud	Seductive Mahmoud	Confrontative Mahmoud	Stoic Mahmoud
Tickled Mahmoud	Defensive Mahmoud	Incredulous Mahmoud	Authoritive Mahmoud
Peaceful Mahmoud

[edit] External Links

• Mahmoud's Blawg. Has a comment feature, so be sure to show your love.
• Mahmoud Fan Club.
• Almost martyred: [1]