Madonna
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At least 100 over 9000 years ago, Madonna (born Rebekah Feinstein) was created to pave the way for over 9000 generations of over-sexed pop singers who would be known more for their scandalous exploits outside the studio than for the generic pop 'music' they would come to create, usually about sex, or money, or having sex for money, or 'romance' songs that are about as expressive as lame poems written by a shy emo high-school kid with a crush. Today Madonna still exists, but only to show up at awards shows to kiss other women to create unfunny drama and star in shitty movies directed by Madonna's wife Guy Ritchie.
To increase Madonna's waning popularity, Madonna went from being a Catholic from Detroit to being an English Jew. This tactic failed because nobody likes the English or Jews, 'cept Hitler.
Last Thursday Madonna pulled an Angelina Jolie and stole a Skinny [1] in hopes that having a small child around might make the blood flow from Madonna's uterus as bountifully as it once did. Turns out the baby daddy didn't care much for this and wants his baby back baby back baby back ribs [2].
Madonna is currently working on what must be Madonna's 9000th studio album, which promises to be a real turd. Madonna hired all the hippest (see: 20 years younger than Madonna) producers and has promised a hip-hop feel to the album.
Although Madonna has tried acting before and failed, Madonna has received critical acclaim for the portrayal of a distraught woman in the movie Clean Girls [3] from the award winning director of 2girls1cup.
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