Madagascar
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Madagascar is a shit African country notable to due its complete lack of airports and borders. Due to this, the Madagascarian government seems paradoxically paranoid of letting ANY MOTHERFUCKING VIRUSES IN and will promptly shut down their one seaport forever just to prevent 5 people from Greenland with a bad cough from infecting their country.
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[edit] Pandemic II
Though Madagascar is a fairly lulzless piece of shit island in real life inhabited by anthopomorphic CGI characters, the Madagascar of the game Pandemic II, brought to you by the fags on Jewgrounds, is actually one of the lulziest and RAGE-inspiring countries ever to close its one and only seaport.
As Anonymous played the game, attempting to wipe out mankind with a disease (JUST LEIK OTI AMIRITE?), many Anons discovered their plans for total extinction of the human race was thwarted by a bunch of dumb Island Niggers who closed the one seaport they have. Thats right folks, according to this game, not only do the Madagascarians possess super hearing that allows them to detect the coughing of infected people in New Zealand, but only one fucking way into the country.
MADAGASCAR:
- NO AIRPORTS
- NO BORDERS
- NO WATER SUPPLY
- NO COUGHING
- ONE FUCKING SEAPORT
- FINAL DESTINATION
[edit] Shit Was SO Closed
Hey Diseases,
My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are lethal, undetectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any deaths? I mean, I guess it's fun spreading to most of the world because of your low visibility, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than ‘fatigue’ and ‘sores’? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; Shit was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my port. (see gallery for pic)
[edit] Fresh Outbreak
Now this is a story, all about how
My shipyard closed, it got shut down
Now I'd like to spread a virus, just sit right here,
I'll show you how I'll wipe out man in the space of a year.
In the jungles of Brazil, in the tropical breeze
out in the forest is where you heard the first sneeze
Spreadin' out, infecting, evolving gene pool
And using those shipyards and airports as my tool.
When that damn Madagascar, who was up to the scheme.
Started closing ports to make his country clean.
I had one little cough and the advisors got scared
and said you movin' with your nigger auntie and uncle in zaire
I whistled for a ferry and when it came near
they had medical masks on and their sweat stank of fear
if anything I could say that the air smelt kind of queer
but I said fuck it yo home to zaire
I, pulled, up to the dock tryin' to scan for the sick
and I yelled to the skipper
"I'm still healthy, suck my dick"
Got a look at the inland, I was finally there
Only to be infected in the nation of Zaire.
[edit] Pandemic Gallery
Lulz continued to ensue as anon MS Paint'd their frustration away in a myriad of poorly drawn yet still lol worthy cave paintings ironically of the same quality as local Madagascarian art.
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