Madagascar
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Madagascar is a shit African country, notable for its complete lack of airports and borders. This is something the government of Madagascar takes full advantage of, closing down EVERYTHING should someone start coughing in Australia. As such, no virus (even Swine Influenza) stands the slightest chance against the people of Madagascar.
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Pandemic II
Though Madagascar is a fairly lulzless piece of shit island in real life, inhabited by a bunch of anthropomorphic CGI characters that nobody likes, the Madagascar of the game Pandemic II, made by the fags on Jewgrounds, is actually one of the lulziest and most RAGE-generating countries ever.
As Anonymous played the game, attempting to wipe out mankind with a disease (JUST LEIK OTI AMIRITE?), many Anons discovered their plans for total extinction of the human race was thwarted by a bunch of dumb Island Niggers, closing down their only seaport. That's right folks, according to this game - not only do the people of Madagascar possess superior hearing that allows them to detect the coughing of infected people in New Zealand, but it has one entirely foolproof point of entry they will close the moment someone sneezes.
MADAGASCAR:
- NO AIRPORTS
- NO BORDERS
- NO WATER SUPPLY
- ONE FUCKING SEAPORT
- FINAL DESTINATION
Shit Was SO Closed
Hey Diseases,
My name is Madagascar, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, highly detectable viruses who spend every second of your day looking for ways to spread. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever infected a water supply? I mean, I guess it's fun trying to make everyone vomit, hemorrhage and become depressed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wasting evolution points on increasing your heat, moisture and cold resistance to level 4.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best epidemic. I'm pretty much healthy. I’m the fourth largest island in the world, and only have one port. What symptoms do you have, other than "fatigue" and "sores"? I also get no reports of infections, and have a banging hot port (She just shut down; Shit was SO closed). You are all faggots who should just be vaccinated. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my port. (see gallery for pic)
Pandemic Gallery
Lulz continued to ensue as anon MS Paint'd their frustration away in a myriad of poorly drawn yet still lol worthy cave paintings ironically of the same quality as local Madagascan art.
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