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MC Chris

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Although he pretends to be a sugar-crazed black child addicted to candy, the truth about mc chris is far, far sadder.
Although he pretends to be a sugar-crazed black child addicted to candy, the truth about mc chris is far, far sadder.
This went Multi-Platinum.
This went Multi-Platinum.
What a cool guy! NOT!
What a cool guy! NOT!
Typical mc chris fan, except the not being a virgin.
Typical mc chris fan, except the not being a virgin.

mc chris is a 33 year old wigger faggot from Libertyville (a.k.a. Shitertyville),Illinois, (a town who's existence has been refuted by many Scholars, and has yet to be proven), who sounds like a prepubescent 10 year old bitch. It has been said that listening to his music is worse than being raped by over 9,000 Arabs. His songs consist of his claimed nerd roots, like playing video games and reading comic books. He also loves to brag and sing about how much he loves weed. His favorite pastimes consist of bitching about how much his life sucks on Facebook and flirting with 16 year old girls on MySpace.

Contents

Albums

  • Loves Me Some Sodomy
  • I Want Candy
  • I'm A Little Girl In Disguise
  • Butt fucking Boba Fett
  • Male Geek Orgy
  • Girl you're asking for it

Fan Base

For some reason this retard has managed to get a fan base going. Apparently pedophiles are interested in things other than little girls. Most of his fans were probably dropped on their heads at least 100 years ago, so they are inclined to like his shit. He also has a great appeal to basement dweller's because he raps about some of their favorite things; like Star Wars, Robotussin (because its about the only "drug" they have access to), food, and fapping. This makes him a failure.

Adult Swim

MC used to work at Adult Swim but quit so he could shit out music at a more rapid rate. He is also MC Pee Pants, on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. MC, also appropriately, did the voice of Hesh, a cracked-out mongoloid on Sealab 2021.

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