Lyndon Johnson
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Lyndon Johnson (or LBJ by newfags) was a Texan politician and closet Jew who rose to power by appealing to zombies, many of whom had previously felt disenfranchised. Upon killing John F. Kennedy with his own two hands in order to obtain yet another potential zombie voter, Johnson became president of the United States in 1963. He was re-elected in 1964 after portraying Republican opponent Barry Goldwater as a war-monger. Then he hired mobsters to blow up Vietnam, a task in which they were only partially successful, having been forced to rely on union labor.
His epic failures
Besides killing half of America in 'nam, LBJ decided not to run again for a second term because he knew he was completely fail. Even Bush was better than this faggot. It was also found that, like Mark Foley, Johnson enjoy shota and would look for thm in the slums of Chicago, while JFK just went out pimping.
Did You Know?
- ... that Lady Bird Johnson used to be a whore?
- ... that Lady Bird Johnson dislikes having her honor and that of her family tarnished in any way?
- ... that Lady Bird Johnson was still a whore at the time of her death?
- ... that Lady Bird Johnson died from viewing the Pain Series?
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