Lulz
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
█▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄ is laughter at someone else's expense (from the German concept of "Schadenfreude".) This makes it inherently superior to lesser forms of humor. Just as the element of surprise transforms the physical act of love into something beautiful, the anguish of a laughed-at victim transforms lol into lulz, making it longer, girthier, and more pleasurable. The term lulz was coined by Jameth, and is the only good reason to do anything, from trolling to consensual sex. After every action taken, you must make the epilogic dubious disclaimer: "I did it for the lulz". Sometimes you may see the word spelled as luls but only if you are reading something written by a faggot. It's also Dutch for cock.
lulz Noun --- (lul-zz) Definition: 1. The act of entertaining oneself with the misfortune of others; an agreeable occupation for the mind 2. Something affording pleasure, diversion, or amusement, esp. a performance of some kind 3. The essence which can be derived from an epic win. Usage: We did it for the lulz Synonyms: Entertainment Source: A corruption of lol.
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[edit] Overview
According to the media, Lulz is a corruption of LOL, which stands for laugh out loud. It is part of seekrit code used by evil domestic terrorists in their attempt to ruin innocent peoples lives. These terrorists, known as "Anonymous" get lots of "lulz" from staging "invasions" of children's websites such as Habbo Hotel.
According to Mattathias Schwartz of the New York Times, Lulz is "how trolls keeps score" and is defined as "the joy of disrupting another’s emotional equilibrium". Given that lulz has been extensively covered by both Fox and the NYT, it would seem to be notable; however, it is only accorded one small section of the Wikipedia article on Lol.
Lulz is the one unifying force in the world. Those experiencing it are bonded mentally and emotionally. It is the greatest experience you will ever have. Your first 'lulz' is akin to achieving your first orgasm magnified by over 9000. If one is truly experiencing the lulz, they will be invulnerable to all attack. Lulz is known to show other life lessons by any means necessary, such as to not download CP, especially under the alias you use for everything else and to not be an attention whore.
Lulz is one of the four fundamental forces of the internet, along with loli, 4chan, and furry. However, scientists discovered last Thursday the existence of anti-lulz, a deadly substance about which little is known. Anti-lulz is created mostly in faggot places like Gaia Online and will kill any person who has experienced normal lulz.
The only way for a newfag to achieve said lulz is to lurk moar, preferably nao.
Examples:
- We will come together to strengthen our intelligence capabilities to know the plans of terrorists before they act and to find the lulz before they strike.
Good lulz Bad lulz Anti-lulz Lolz Turtle Dances To This
[edit] Epic lulz
Epic lulz are like lulz, but lulzier. When Hal Turner's life was destroyed simply because /b/ was bored and looking for amusement, this was both epic, and lulzy. Epic lulz are typically derived from an epic trolling event that leads to the victim suffering complete ruin. This is also known as Totalulz.
[edit] IRL lulz
- fo0bar saw a California car with a LULZ license plate driving in Reno. Surrender your secrets to me!
- Amnesiac found out that London Underground calls itself "LUL" internally. The precise amount of lulz generated by this discovery is unknown, but presumed to be quite low.
- In the Dutch language lul means dick, srsly, go check.
[edit] The future of lulz
The administrators of this wiki believe the time will come when the Internets will be entirely devoted to lulz and the old media will have withered away. At this time, the Information Age will have passed and the Lulz Age will have begun. During the Lulz Age, people will devote most of their time to lulzing about universal ignorance and abject squalor. Although we do not know when or where the Lulz age will begin, we do know that it will be a looooonng, hard age that will start with a year long orgy with the sacrifice of over 9000 virgins. Some argue this has already begun.
[edit] Further developments
[edit] The beginning
| —Genesis - The Bible |
[edit] Ancient version
In ancient times they referred to lulz as lvlz as in:
<augustus> Byzantivm was pvvnd this morning. <nerva> lvlz
[edit] Totalulz
n. to be completely engulfed in hilarity; can also mean a completely uniform lol. Example:
<mike> n00bs are stupid <dan> lol <bob> lol <alf> lol <mike> totalulz
[edit] The sealclap
Extreme totalulz can induce a sealclap, an involuntary clapping motion.
In the Good lulz as linked here, the basement dweller subject complements his fit of totalulz with two distinct sealclaps.
[edit] The lulz scale
The Lulz Scale, currently in development by Encyclopedia Dramatica staff, will be used to rate everything OTI on a simple scale of Lulz. The Lulz Scale will vary between 0 and Over 9,000.
[edit] Frunz
Frunz is the complete opposite of lulz. See also anti-lulz.
[edit] Limits of lulz
- "Some times not even the lulz are worth looking at fuckloads of weird furry pornography." -- Einsidler
"Lulz is perfect, lulz is pranks". It does not rofl, it does not lmao, It is not gay, It is not cute, It is not emo, It can actually cause people to become an Hero, Lulz It is not dumb trolling, It is not easily forgotten, It is found all over Encyclopedia Dramatica, It keeps no record of fads. It is the demon spawn of anonymous
Lulz does not delight in memes, but rejoices with the lol.
Lulz always laughs, always trolls, always /b/locks, always vandalizes.
Lulz bears all laughs, helps all trolls, hopes for more, endures all mods.
Lulz does not DINE IN HELL (tonight).
Lulz never ends.
L U L Z N E V A R P H A I L S."
(and it's not Sparta)
[edit] Guaranteed lulz
Note for Newfags: Ignoring rules 1 & 2 in the name of lulz actually produces anti-lulz.
[edit] Gallery
Porn can be lulzy. |
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lolz on urbandictionary. |
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How lulz get into Canadia. |
Lulz are so despicable that even white supremacists can't stand them. |
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Russian lulz. |
Gay lulz |
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feel the power of the lulz side |
Lulz Did WTC!!! |
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You're average, everyday lulz. |
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Http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1220188392315.jpg
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[edit] See also
[edit] External links
- Lulzy.net
- Lulz.FM
- Lulz
- Fox 11 report on lulz
- HAHA!
- Critical analysis of lulz
- This guy really lulz his head
- Moar Lulz Turtle Porn
| Lulz is part of a series on Trolls. |
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