Lucario
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Krystal of the Pokémon fandom, Lucario are a breed of Pokémon. Much like Krystal, Lucario is lusted after by almost every furfag in the world. The fact that the male ones have the voice of a black man doesn't help the weeaboos who want that giant black cock up their buttholes. Seriously, every furry in existence wants to fuck the male ones in their furry asses and vice versa, even the straight ones. Cynthia wields a Lucario as she does her father's penis. Ew.
12.5% of Lucarios hatching from eggs are female, while the rest are male. Hm.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I COPY-PASTA'D THAT FROM BULBAPEDIA
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The Pokémon and the Furries
Ever since the 4th generation Pokémon games have come out, furries have went batshit for Lucario. Furries have shown their appreciation to Lucario by drawing pictures of Lucario getting fucked in the ass and masturbating. Every user at WikiFur worships the Pokémon and puts it on a higher pedestal than Black Jesus. There have been renditions of Lemon Party featuring two Lucarios and one Charizard and there has been much rape fantasy fanart. Clearly, Lucario is the sexiest creature alive.
Almost all Lucarios drawn are male, thus proving that all furries are faggots. Although some furries may disagree with that statement, they're just trying to cover up their faggotry in fear of bixnoods gang-raping them.
Symptoms of Lucariofags
These symptoms include:
- Being a furry
- Drawing provocative pictures of Lucario
- Making the WikiFur page oh-so perfect (Spanish furries LOL)
- Going on Furtopia forums and confessing your love for Lucario
- Depicting yourself with or as Lucario in sexual acts
Avoid these people at all costs, they might use their furry propaganda to make you a sick fuck as well.
A very sexy Yiff scene
A must watch for Lucario furfags, this video is known to give furries a hard-on..
The Sequel
Another, complete with Naruto, an actual kid
Lucario Vs. Mewtwo
Many argue that Lucario copied his appearance and Super Smash Bros moves from Mewtwo and all of them feel the need to emphasize this in their smartass comments. Of course, nobody cares, because they're both bottom-tier characters and only tourneyfags use them anyway.
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Fanart
For obvious reasons, every other Pokémon related image on QueerAffinity is of Lucario. This has yet to be explained by anyone who isn't a sick fuck. Luckily though, not every picture is a horrible tentacle rape, hermaphrodite rendition of him (or rarely, her). Although ass fucking orgies (drawn in the style of Knuffy) are common.
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