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[edit] Lorf

Lorf is a furfag admin on 7chan, as well as on 30chan. He is known throughout the chans from his camwhoring thread as well as trolling anyone he can get his dirty hands paws on. Some users hate Lorf, some users love Lorf. Disregard that, Lorf is hated by all. There is also a debate whether or not Lorf is just an epic troll, or if he really is a furfag. His only response to that is, "You might be too smart for your own good." Disregard that too, he's a gigantic furfag.

Lorf also plays in a black metal band and tries to hide his fail at such by noting that he's already a huge faggot, so it's okay.

[edit] Wut Lorfailing [Freaking Furry Fuzzy Friday]

Lorf -- A prime example
Lorf -- A prime example

Last Thursday, Lorf appeared on 7chan's /b/ in a camwhore thread. Everyone thought he was an epic troll until he modposted. Soon after that, chaos erupted during the start of his second Camwhore thread on the night of Thanksgiving consisting of yiff and furfaggotry. Furfag shit appeared left and right, as well as massive amounts of spam and fail. Lorf also began to fag up 7chan's irc with epic amounts of fur (Not like that matters, he does that anyways). Someone also unearthed his BeastForum ad and spammed that on the boards as well.

As soon as the spam started in /b/, meatspin, goatse, and swarms of furries soon took over 7chan. A few unknowing 7channers (except the furries) left because they didn't know any better. In general, everyone stayed on /b/. To some, Lorf marked the beginning of the new fart of 7chan's /b/.

Lorf prepares to yiff in hell
Lorf prepares to yiff in hell

[edit] The Aftermath

It seems as though the tide of shit has came and passed, although scattered shits of Lorf still float around the motherchan. After the whole camwhore deal, Um0p_3pisdn got fed up with Lorf's epic trolling and permabanned Lorf from 7chan, thus removing his mod powers. Um0p also deleted a lot of other inactive mods as well in an attempt save the integrity of 7chan, even though everyone knows that's a load of crap. That was until he left the internet forever in March. No mortal man can stand before Lorf, apparently.

Lorf got his mod powers back in late January, 2008, and still continues to occasionally post his ugly face on /b/. Truth: his shitty modding is hurting the non furfags.

[edit] /lorf/

/lorf/ is basically the new /fur/ on 7chan, except instead of fur people post gets, bestiality, and Lorf's pictures.

[edit] Gallery of Lorf

[edit] Lorf Trivial

It is well known that Lorf:

  • Is a furfag
  • Is an admin on 7chan
  • Is an admin on 30chan[1]
  • Has had hot gay sex with tj9991
  • Will probably fap in your ear, eye, nose & ass
  • Has defeated Doublechinchan in an epic battle last Thursday on 7chan.
  • Lorf also goes under the name Furseiseki on 7chan's IRC, usually to troll and yiff the mods.

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Lorf is part of a series on the *Chans

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Mortal Enemies: Alex Wuori - Angyl - CeLe - Fox News - GayDiamond - Scientology - XyriX
Events: April Furs Day - The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006 - 4chan fgt hat day - /b/-day - /b/space Day - The Great Chan Death of January 2007 - The Great Re/b/oot - The Great Habbo Raid of July 2007 - The Fox Hunt - ZonDay - The Great Em/b/assy Security Leak of 2007 - The Caturday Nap - The Chemo That Is Curing /b/ - The Caturday Revival - brb, compromised - Bring Back Snack Campaign - PROJECT CHANOLOGY - DAS TROLLPARADIES - The Epilepsy Foundation Raid of March 2008 - 4chan.js - Old /b/ Day - Chanocalypse Naow


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