Loose Change
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| —Dylan Avery, Loose Change |
Loose Change is the result of three college rejects discovering iMovie. Executive producer Dylan Avery developed the idea while masturbating furiously to 9/11 pictures and realized there was an unexplained puff of smoke coming out of the WTC during the collapse. He asked then Web designer, now controlled demolition expert, Jason Bermas for scientific evidence of Jew involvement; the rest is history.
Using groundbreaking original research this film has managed to convince 40% of Americans that Jews did WTC. Subsequently it has also convinced 60% of America that the editors of the film should be castrated to prevent any chance of a sequel to Dylan Gayvery.
Tinfoil hat wearer Alex Jones was brought on as an executive in the most recent version to help make it even more batshit crazy and remove any possible trace of actual science or sound reasoning.
The movie has been spawned five sequels:
- Loose Change II: Electric Boogaloo
- Loose Change III: Loose Change With A Vengeance
- Loose Change IV: Live Free or Lose Change
- Loose Change: I Don't Want to Get a Real Job
- Loose Change: Holy Shit, People Will Actually Pay for this Crap?
- Loose Change: What Do You Mean it's Copyrighted?
- Loose Change: We Ain't Done Milkin' this Bitch Yet.
- Loose Change: This Time, It's Personal
Prior to the release of Loose Change: Final Cut, Gayvery announced that Final Cut would be his last conspiracy movie, as he moved on to bigger and better projects using his newfound stardom.
He is currently working on another version of Final Cut. Called Loose Change: Final Cut: Retarded Physics Make Sense.
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History
September 2001: Jews destroy World Trade Center
December 2005: Global Jew conspiracy epically fails at stopping release of this movie
February 2006: YouTube becomes famous, people find out about movie from their fucktard friends.
June 2006: Second release. Revised claim "steel melts at like, 8 billion degrees Fahrenheit." Removed Weekly World News as official reference
November 2007: Final Cut released. Alex Jones introduces controversial "Loch Ness monster was actually flying the planes" theory
August 2008: Final Cut: We really mean it this time released. Movie is just a recorded apology from Gayvery.
Actual Quotes from Film
"It isn't immediately obvious why building 7 collapsed. From this we can infer that George W Bush under direction from leftist Nazi Jews from the year 3000 personally planted Thermite bombs in the basement of the building."
"Since the science behind the controlled demolition is obvious to a 5 time college reject, it must be overwhelming and irrefutably clear to every engineer, architect, construction worker and guy who ever studied buildings at community college. Since none of them has come forward, we have to assume they are part of the Jew conspiracy. It follows that not only the entire federal government, but state and local governments have been contaminated by Jews reaching down as low as the assholes who check parking meters. Why it would even be necessary to hatch such an elaborate conspiracy if the Jews already had the unbelievable power needed to maintain it's secrecy, well we don't know. We don't pretend to have all the answers. "
"OMGZZZZ SILVERSTEIN SAID ___PULL___ THE BUILDING. OMG OMG OMGG!!!!!1!!1!!!!111!!1one!!!!1!(exp(0)) PULL CAN ONLY MEAN "JEWS DID IT" ROFLMAO WAKE UP PEOPLE SEE THE EVIDENCE FOAR YOURSELF!!!""
Terrorists
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, and you think it's a duck? You're UnAmerican, lol After millions of people were convinced 9-11 was an inside job after watching Loose Change, it was only a matter of time before some celebrities committed political suicide. You must call them "UnAmerican" and "Terrorists" to be part of the cool kids club.
- Rosie O'Donnell - "It's so obvious!
- Charlie Sheen - "After watching it, my life was changed forever..."
- Bill O'Reilly - "I saw this movie last Thursday and I can see the light! Fox News unfortunately fired me but Michael Moore has offered me a job so that's good. I like bacon, lol."
Cool People
- Popular Mechanics Magazine
- Fox News
- Donald Rumsfeld
- Michael Moore is a fat gay asshole
- Jesus
The Second Edition
Due to Dylan Gayvery's obvious antisemitic ties and desire for attention, along with other things, he decided to create an ever-shittier revision inspired by posts on his forum.
The key difference between the first and second editions is that the first edition contained vandalized versions of Wikipedia pages as their chief evidence. The second edition took those out.
See Also
- Truthfag This main audience for this movie
- Feltcho - Occult Conspiracy Theorist
- JEWS DID WTC - Fact
- Dylan Gayvery - Creator of Loose Change
- Alex Jones - Fucktard from Texas
- Ron Paul - Fucktard from Texas
- Zeitgeist - The Movie
External Links
- Second Edition, as the original is impossible to find.
- Screw Loose Change
- Bill Maher in a civil and mature dialogue with some Loose Changers in his audience
- Official Loose Change Official Homepage
- Official Loose Change Blog - Warning, blog.
- Official Loose Change Forum - Lulz are to be found here.
- NG Faggot taking Loose Change to task.
- IMDB Idiocy.
- "Scientific" stuff. Proof that Popular Mechanics is pwnd by the Jews.
- Maddox fans trying to argue with him.
- William Rodriguez Tells his story.
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