Lolly
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Lolly, known as lllo0o0olll in the good ol' days, is a DevianTART core admin. His duty is to spread lies his boss, Spyed makes up for him, and to ban whoever disagrees with him, even if it's done in a mature way, and without any insults and/or trolling (Although it must be said when he finally put the banhammer down on "arch troll" and "leader of the emo" ndifferencethere was much rejoicing in Fella'$ Faggotry Lounge, where lolly/spyed/realitysquared partake of frequent buttseks while chix0r stands by and twirls her moustache).
Back in the day he was a "Tour de force" on the forums when trolling newbies was "the thing". His troll attitude is also proved by this backup of a journal and its replies. Anyone wishing to see his troll attitude just has to use the handy search and look at his threads started back in the day.
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[edit] Accurate Depiction of Lolly
[edit] Fun Facts
Lolly, despite what the terms of service claims, reads your notes on a daily basis, as proved by this comment.HAHA DISREGARD THIS, I FAIL AT READING (AND ALSO SUCK COCKS)
- Lolly hides under a clown mask, because his face is too ugly to be seen. Some say he is the evil twin of the Pillow Angel. His face has been seen only once, and it was during the special olympics.
- During the ACCIDENT RETARD case, Lolly promised that something would be done against Guruubii (see the note screencapped in the Guruubii article for proof). Of course, nothing was done. Point proven: Lolly is just here to spread lies, but he has strictly no power on dA.
- Lolly hates 4channers and will ban whoever uses memes on DevianTART, most of the time without any reason. Unless, of course, the person sucks his E-penis and/or happens to be Lolly himself.
- He changed his name from lllo0o0olll because he *finally* realized that some people would have difficulty spelling it.
- His current icon is a gift from the furry neoikeia which earned her the position of gallery director.
- Lolly was once permabanned for being a troll in the forums but was reinstated after having secks with the adminz.
- Rumor has it that Lolly is the true identity of mctbone, a troll who plagued the forums during deviantART's failed V2.
- Lolly is notorious for false promises and failed deadlines.
- Lolly is an overweight, alcoholic redneck with a lazy eye which serves to make him look as stupid as he actually is. Just look at this asshole. If that ain't a redneck, nothin' is!
[edit] PROTIP:
If you are a DevianTARTlet and if $Lolly comments on your userpage, deviations, or journal, do not reply. His only purpose is to troll and bait people into replying so he can find a pretext to B& them. Licking his ass might save you though, as proven by the many love comments permanently flooding his dA page
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/289063/404931136
Comments like this will get ya banned unless you post them to asslick Lolly or one of his buds. It might also get you a position in the staff!
[edit] Art Critic
Let it also be known that Lolly has a high standard for art, if you don't agree with him, he'll retort that your art isn't of a high enough quality for him to acknowledge you, and once more skate around the question at hand. Well, Lolly, let's look in the mirror, shall we?
Lolly's High Art
 Lolly's "pop art." |
 How many filters does it take to make pop art? |
 Wherein Lolly [confesses his desire] to lick Paris Hilton's clit. |
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 Lolly's past-time revealed. |
 Just image at least 100 more of these and you have a complete Lolly gallery. |
As you can see, he is a fully qualified art critic.
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- lolly on DevianTART
- Lolly is notorious for false promises and failed deadlines
- Lolly can use memes, but anyone else who does will get B&
- The *real* Lolly
- The Bastard Spawn of Lolly and Realitysquared, Lolly-Chan
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