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Lollercaust

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LOL! Doing It Right

The Lollercaust was started by Hitlol, who was a god among men. Hitlol is not to be confused with Hitler, who was not only a fagtard, but also emo... two things which really seem to always go hand in hand. Hitlol had to start the Lollercaust to stop the evergrowing population of the For The Lose (from now on reffered to as FTLs) because these dick weeds were out bringing all the For The Wins (from now on referred to as FTWs) down. Hitlol devised the ultimate plan! He would massacre them all and tag them each with FTW signs. He stuck them in special camps where they learned to be not so emo. Sadly, however, some FTL's still live on today. They all spread out into separate camps and became: emo's, furries, and, of course, you.

The Lollercaust has been known to cause anal seepage. Use sparingly.

Additonal Note

Can be written as Lolocaust. If you follow that phrase with the phrase "Like the Holocaust but twice as funny". Also appropriate to be followed with a picture of a pile of dead jews so that MOAR lulz ensue.

The most famous camp that Hitlol sent the FTLs to is called LMAOSCHWITZ.

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