Littlekuriboh
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
LittleKuriboh is a god among internets due to his highly popular and original Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, a series of webisodes which aim to retell the plot of Yu-Gi-Oh without all the fail and AIDS. Since it's creation, YGOTAS has developed a cult following and spawned a hojillion rip-offs and shit heaps, none of which can capture the original humour, despite their mediocre efforts.
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[edit] So What is an Abridged Series?
As is well known, anime is hated by everyone but weeaboos for their ridiculous plots and retarded characters. And abridged series attempt to rectify this by;
A) Shortening the story so that it doesn't take forever and a day to accomplish even the simplest of tasks
B) Remove the lame jokes, and replace them with lamer yet more amusing jokes
C) Point out and occasionally avoid the idiotic choices of the characters
D) Generally improve the over-all quality by removing anything remotely Japanese
It has become widely accepted that the best way to become an internet celebrity is to create an abridged series, as it takes little effort and even less talent (note this doesn't apply if you want to make a good abridged series). As such, the internet has been flooded with crappy, half arsed shit which essentially plagiarises everything which made YGOTAS unique, also known as Fox Syndrome
[edit] JewTube Career
LittleKuriboh's comedic style, based on gay/emo/jew/America/nigger/Yu-Gi-Oh bashing, attracted much praise and many /b/tards. At first, the lulz were plentiful, if you were an Uncyclopedia user or a 13 year old boy. Then, after a four week break, he began taping some animals publicly playing with their genitals in a zoo. The video was littered with Disney songs, YTMND memes, and obscure references to cancelled Adult Swim shows. Still, nobody saw JewTube's next move coming.
On the morning of June 6, 2006, JewTube began a war on LittleKuriboh's supposed copyright infringement. Legions of armed interweb nerds fought loyally for their cheap laughs, while bazillions of cyber minions were manufactured. A bloody fight ensued, millions of nerds died with their hands down their pants and their flabby tits bouncing around in a disgusting fashion. Legend speaks of a bot who took down every single nerd using a single shot from a sniper rifle. This was generally regarded as a blessing.
After much IRL anal bleeding on both sides, the battle concluded, with the mastermind himself banned from Jewtube for uploading offensive content and copyright infringement. Much BAWWWWing came from his fans as a result. Eventually the mods gave in and unbanned him, probably because he bribed them with rape dollars (Jews will do anything for money).
Example of nerd with poofy hair leading the geek resistance against Jewtube's wrath.
Even though the mods re-banned him, LittleKuriboh's legion of basement dwellers remained on JewTube. Several have taken the liberty of re-uploading every single episode already made and will continue to upload future episodes. The mods' have not yet reacted to this provocation.
[edit] After JewTube
Some time in July of 2007, LittleKuriboh rounded up some of his friends and started hosting Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series from their own domain. Now making use of Google Adsense, it is possible for him to make a profit off of his shit series; the forum itself has literally over 9000 registered members. A smaller but lesser form of profit comes from the shirts he sells, demonstrating that there is money to be made on the internets, as long as you're not an emo
[edit] Links
- B&
- His new account, where he's pretending to be a 15-year-old boy.
- Safty the whore, LK's deliciously flat chested fiancee.
- Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series Forum, a virgin forum with thousands of uncorrupted minds posting about.
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