Littlekuriboh

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

HeY GuYZ whats goin ON? are i not pretty?

LittleKuriboh is a God among internets due to his highly popular and original Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series, a series of webisodes which aim to retell the plot of Yu-Gi-Oh without all the fail and AIDS. Since its creation, YGOTAS has developed a cult following and spawned a over 9,000 rip-offs, which are all relatively the same as the original YGOTAS, but with worse voice acting.

So What is an Abridged Series?

As is well known, anime is hated by everyone but weeaboos for their ridiculous plots and retarded characters. An abridged series attempts to rectify this by:

A) Shortening the story so that it does not lose the attention of its viewers.

This card can only be summoned by sacrificing Dan Green.

B) Remove the lame jokes, and replace them with lamer but moar edgy ones.

C) Point out and occasionally avoid the idiotic choices of the characters.

D) Generally improve the overall quality by removing anything remotely Japanese.

Some argue that the best way to become an internet celebrity is to create an abridged series, as it takes little effort and even less talent (~~note this doesn't apply if you want to make a good abridged series~~ good abridged series? Lolwut). As such, the internet has been flooded with crappy, half-assed shit which essentially plagiarizes everything which made YGOTAS unique.

JewTube Career

LittleKuriboh's comedic style, based on gay/emo/Jew/America/nigger/Yu-Gi-Oh bashing, attracted much praise and many /b/tards. At first, the lulz were plentiful, if you were an Uncyclopedia user or a 13-year-old-boy. Then, after a four week break, he began taping some animals publicly playing with their genitals in a zoo. The video was littered with Disney songs, YTMND memes, obscure references and canceled Adult Swim shows. Still, noone saw JewTube's next move coming.

On the morning of June 6, 2006, YouTube began a war on LittleKuriboh's supposed copyright infringement. Legions of armed interweb nerds fought loyally for their cheap laughs, while millions of cyber minions were manufactured. A bloody fight ensued, millions of nerds died with their hands down their pants and their flabby tits bouncing around in a disgusting fashion as the JewTube fags closed in!! Legend speaks of a bot who took down every single nerd using a single shot from a sniper rifle. This was generally regarded as a blessing.

After much IRL anal bleeding on both sides, the battle concluded, with LK banned from YouTube for uploading offensive content and copyright infringement. Much BAWWWWing came from his fans as a result. ~~Eventually the mods gave in and unbanned him, probably because he bribed them with rape dollars (Jews will do anything for money).~~ HURR, BANNED AGAIN.

Example of nerd with poofy hair leading the geek resistance against JewTube's wrath.

After JewTube

Some time in July of 2007, LittleKuriboh rounded up some of his friends and started hosting Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series from their own domain. Now making use of Google Adsense, it is possible for him to make a profit off of his shit series; the forum itself has literally over 9,000 registered members. A smaller but lesser form of profit comes from the shirts he sells, demonstrating that there is money to be made on the internets, as long as you're not an emo.

Making money off dumb fucks has never been so easy!

SidBastard, the co-owner of the server, has since decided it is his place to order people around, much like a Nazi or a Democrat. He often goes by the name of Magick, as he thinks he is 1337. He is actually a Hippy in disguise. He overly taxes his fellow server owners, and tends to demand much more than he actually deserves.

Divorce

LK has recently announced his imminent divorce from his deliciously flat chested wife, Safty. That's what happens when you propose on JewTube, a place known for its forgiving nature, such as was demonstrated at a certain basketball game full of devoted fans.

Gallery

	In America...	Wrong character.	This image is fail due to the fact it's his voice that gives him super strength.
UR DOIN' IT ~~RONG!~~ RIGHT SURPRISINGLY...	wat	Wrong character AGAIN, dumbass!	IN AMERIKKKUUUHH!!1!
It simply is.		Just coming to terms with it.	What's ironic about this is, he hates Caramelldansen.