LittleCloud
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LittleCloud is a shape shifter/Otherkin and attention whore of the highest caliber (also a professional hypocrite) . She originally came to ED seeking revenge against Drago-dracini, her ex-fiancé. After creating an article filled with anti-lulz, she sat back to watch the drama. Turns out the only drama here was her, and she quickly became a blue-ribbon lolcow and was promptly milked for all she was worth. Little Cloud is a Mormon who is anti-child porn but pro shota, anti-furfag but pro anthro, hates gay people but draws yaoi and has a stamp in her journal claiming "homophobia is gay", she has a profound love for anime and gives a lot of her artwork titles in mangled Japanese but claims she isn't an otaku, she also has a Sonic-esque chicken fursona. Oh yeah, and she's also a gender-bending shape shifter Final Fantasy VII knockoff named Little Cloud who is 100% © her. No, seriously. We've got proof.
Welcome to the mind of the most confused individual on Earth.
You're What Now?
LittleCloud couldn't figure out what her online Mary Sue should be, so she decided to role play as a shape-shifting fucktard. Is she a gender-swapped Anime faggot? A purple dragon? A Pokemon? Sonic the Hedgehog as a chicken/swan/parrot/bird? Depends on her mood. One of her main 'forms' is a female Cloud. Not the cross dresser or hermaphrodite, mind you, but a honest-to-goodness female Cloud straight from HEAVEN. She is a self proclaimed "Androgynous Enigma," keep in mind that androgynous means "having both masculine and feminine characteristics" like a Final Fantasy hero, and the word is synonymous with "hermaphroditic." The "Enigma" is her holier-than-thou way of saying nobody understands her; but it's really just her way of saying she's a confused moron. Oh, and she's also 100% dragon so BACK OFF or else you'll make her WALL OF SHAME! (BALEETED), and you’ll never be able to show your face in these parts of the internets again.
LittleCloud is also known to be a Bible-thumping Mormon who believes gays can't truly love each other because “IT’S SATANZ LIE!" However, she enjoys pretending she's a man, a clear sign she's a closet homosexual who desperately wants to fuck some pussy. your average well-adjusted teenager a confused fucktard, and that her ex-boyfriend drago-dracini loved having her suck his cock while they pretended she was a guy. Her religious beliefs against gays are also rather unique since she enjoys drawing yaoi [1] (BALEETED) (although she claims she doesn't like it. That's just why she draws it, amirite?)
Another source of her religious hypocrisy is her addiction to CP, proven by her DeviantArt profile stating she loves shota just as much as mudkips. She thinks that two little boys paired together is disgusting, but a man and a little boy fucking is perfectly acceptable. LittleCloud has even written a shitty Stephen King fanfic which features the rape, molestation, and murder of a little boy. Here, why don't you go read it? In the arbchat logs, LittleCloud says the homosexual-rape is perfectly fine because the little boy being molested is herself (see the arbchat log at [22:05] for evidence). She also says the she "fantasizes" about herself being a male; which goes against creationism and God's will, which LittleCloud claims to believe in. LittleCloud even says she sometimes "doesn't want to live" because she isn't a little boy [22:31].
LittleCloud is a conflicted nutjob, torn between the teachings of her religion and her brain telling her to rape little boys. She also chooses bisexual guys as her boyfriend so she can have threesomes with multiple guys. While pretending she's a guy. Strange, but somehow it seems that a girl has become the single gayest thing on the planet.
LittleCloud's Alter: Pedo Dragon
| | Warning!: All children should maintain a distance of at least 100 miles away from LittleCloud! Or risk losing their innocence! |
Despite ED's documentation of LittleCloud's fanfiction Shades of Ambivalence, featuring a fully grown man molesting a minor, her admittance and supporting evidence of being an avid shota-fangirl/boy, and most recently, having art removed from her devART page for depicting what looked like a guy with a minor laying naked in bed with their arms around each other; LittleCloud constantly claims that she is not a pedophile. As a matter of fact, LittleCloud has a stamp claiming she wishes to stop pedophilia, and has no qualms on sending all the sick bastards to jail. Just like how OJ Simpson is looking for the real killer, LittleCloud won't rest until the real pedophiles are all locked away in prison, because searching for someone who's committing your own crimes is the perfect cover.
| —Excerpt from Shades of Ambivalence, by LittleCloud |
Tartlet Ryven also happens to be on a quest to stop child pornography on the interbutts, however, unlike LittleCloud, Ryven isn't a hypocrite pervert using it as cover, and she called shenanigans on LittleCloud, and told some devART mods about the questionable material in her gallery. The end result was goodbye to LittleCloud's masterpiece "Tsamie x Rike". When Ryven wrote a journal about it, maturely deciding not to name anyone, LittleCloud and her mindless watchers invaded with a shitstorm. One tard, FireBlast133 demanded proof that LittleCloud was a pedophile, as if all the previously mentioned evidence wasn't enough. Using one of Fireblast133's replies to Ryven's remarks about LittleCloud sending over her minions to raid her journal, LittleCloud references that she is not, in fact "a boss from a game", but a "hero" who fights alone. Ever the sharp wit, LittleCloud wrote over and over again "I'm not a pedo; you're a pedo!" and tried to turn the tables on Ryven, forgetting to use any evidence to support her claims and accusations. Oh wait, disregard that, LittleCloud claimed she isn't a pedophile because she's a Taurus with Aquarius ascending; yes, she actually used the Zodiac to prove she isn't a pedo, somebody get this girl a law degree. And although LittleCloud does draw things that look like children, they're not children, because they're really just fairies and cherubim (Even though the actual biblical depiction of the latter is of a four faced, eight winged, cloven hoofed monstrosity wielding flaming swords - but hey! Who's counting, amirite?); and as we all know, if you attach wings to even the most graphic depictions of children doing the pelvic cha-cha, it makes it eh-okay!
| —LittleCloud, angel/fairy CP is eh-okay! |
| —LittleCloud, butthurt because Ryven got CP removed from her gallery |
LittleCloud also claims that her attraction to children is limited to her admiration for their innocence, which is totally not a textbook example of a pedophile's mentality. One of LittleCloud's comments mentioned that even though she enjoys being in relationships with jailbait, she isn't a pedo; which makes so little sense it should make your head explode. LittleCloud's ever growing fanbase of retarded pre-teens was quick to point out a lack of CP on LittleCloud's gallery; unless you count softcore/ecchi, which is like the Victoria's Secret catalog of pornography, even though there isn't any definite depictions of sexual activity, people can still get off on it. Besides, even though LittleCloud is extremely confused regarding just about everything, we're sure she's smart enough to keep the hardcore stuff in the back of her sock drawer, or through some untraceable source like photobucket. She has also expressed love for the trap Pico, underage star of two shota pornography videos "Boku no Pico" and "Pico and Chico". After being confronted with the subject, she mysteriously claimed she doesn't like shota anymore, and the FBI can stop investiagting her. Now, everytime she sees an underage boy she feels "depressed and disgusted." However, this hasn't stopped her from deleting the drawings of underage boys, because it's a lie and she likes them as much as she ever did. Like all of LittleCloud's arguments, she ended her journal with a reflective "why is everyone so ignorant?" the trump card of anyone who fails hard at arguing their point.
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Totally Not A Furfag
LittleCloud is even moar of a hypocrite, countering her "I'm gonna ignore the flames" comment with a long winded rant to deal with the flames head on. LittleCloud discusses one of her newest masterpieces Elora (named after the village in Ontario, Canada no doubt), from the Spyro the Dragon videa gaem. This is funny because she always says "I am NOT a FURRY" in her journal disclaimers, even though she also says in the same journals that her favorite style of art is anthropomorphs ("furries"), and she also regularly claims to be a dragon. In her journal she defines anthros/furries as she sees fit for her argument, when a simple Google search for "definition of a furry" completely shoots down her argument, as shown in the thumbnail to the right. Then she tries to explain why drawing furry art doesn't make her a furry.
| —LittleCloud, apparently not seeing the half-human half-goat abomination |
Precisely, Elora is neither human nor animal; in fact, I would say she's a combination of the two species, which makes it a fucking furry. Further proof that it's totally not furfag art is evident if you view all the furfags that added it to their favorites. LittleCloud is also still completely butthurt at ED, accusing us of twisting her words to make her look like a liar; when, in fact, she is just a lying hypocrite in denial of her furfaggotry and various other complexes. In response to this critique of her journal, she removed it, and has since been frantically deleting/editing any journals that we use to quote her. Which simply means we need to use the print screen key a little more often.
| —LittleCloud, oh, the irony |
Mormonism is NOT Christianity?!!!
This entire shocking revelation all started on LittleCloud's ex-bestest-buddy Mippa's journal, which contained a simple "What faith you do align yourself with?" poll. LittleCloud was offended and completely butthurt when she saw that Mormon and Christianity were two separate choices. Because of this, LittleCloud started to drama-whore the poll, talking about how very insulting it was to consider Mormon's unchristian. Mippa did the mature thing and deleted the poll along with all of LittleCloud's rant; fortunately, LittleCloud copy/pasted the bitch-slapping debate for us!
| —LittleCloud, doesn't know what religion she's practicing |
According to this website owned by the Institute for Religious Research, no, Mormonism is not a part of Christianity. To be simply put, Christians believe in only one true god, and all other gods are false, whereas Mormons are actually polytheistic, and believe in many gods. Christians believe god is a spirit and was never a man, whereas Mormons believe god was once "one of us." Christians believe in the "holy trinity" [the father, the son, and the holy spirit], whereas Mormon's believe they're three separate gods. As a matter of fact, just read it yourself and realize what an utterly hilarious religion Mormonism truly is.
| —Institute for Religious Research, telling us where all the hypocrisies started |
| —Institute for Religious Research, pwning that drama-whore |
There you have it, Mormonism is just a "counterfeit gospel" in the eyes of a true Christian. I guess you can say Mormonism is the pirated Chinese DVD of religions, just a cheap, poor-quality, knock-off of the real thing.
Other Religious Beliefs
As mentioned previously, LittleCloud is a Mormon, which in layman's terms means: blood-letting, anti-nigra, crazy-Amish-guy-prophet-having Christian. But like in all else in her life, LittleCloud just can't stick to one fucking thing and has to choose the exact opposite to believe in as well. So brace yourself because this is going to hurt: LittleCloud is a polytheistic otherkin Mormon who believes in karma. She also thinks karma is akin to hexing people. Here's three abridged (and slightly reordered cause all the EDiots were talking over each other like retards) excerpts from her arbchat because we know some of you fags are too lazy to read through all of it to get to the lulz. LittleCloud's comments are in bold, she was in arbchat under the name "gwendolyn":
[23:33] <gwendolyn> Everyone is born with a human body here.
[23:33] <gwendolyn> It doesn't mean that all people are humans. This is just a test.
[23:33] <DLB> gwen: but you are SPECIAL
[23:33] <DLB> because you need that validation
[23:33] <DLB> so you dont kill yourself
[23:33] <DLB> you fail as a human
[23:33] <DLB> so you must be a DRAGON
[23:33] <gwendolyn> I'm not special. Or honorable. Or perfect.
[23:33] <BURK> i hate human beings for the most part
[23:33] <BURK> but i am perfectly content being one
[23:34] <DLB> that is an understatement
[23:34] <DLB> you
[23:34] <DLB> are a pedophile
[23:34] <DLB> deal with it
[23:34] <DLB> that's not sorta not perfect
[23:34] <DLB> or kinda flawed
[23:34] <DLB> thats HOLY SHIT KILL IT WITH FIRE
[23:34] <DLB> bad
[23:35] * DLB sets mode: +v zero_cool
[23:35] <DLB> zero cool has the floor
[23:35] <zero_cool> gwendolyn
[23:35] <zero_cool> you said previously that this is just a test right?
[23:35] <zero_cool> a test for what exactly getting into heaven?
[23:35] <gwendolyn> This life.
[23:36] <Jewbacca> so in heaven are you gonna be a dragon
[23:36] <Jewbacca> oh wait
[23:36] <Jewbacca> I forgot
[23:36] <Jewbacca> you are a mormon
[23:36] <Jewbacca> and as such for all your strange eniquities
[23:36] <Jewbacca> you are going to the telestial kingdom
[23:36] <Jewbacca> where all the other fuckups go
[23:36] <gwendolyn> This is the stage. You live. You learn.
[23:36] <DLB> This is the stage. You live. you fuck little boys. *fix'd
[23:36] <zero_cool> yes well done
[23:36] <zero_cool> now please state what you thyink the end result is
[23:37] <zero_cool> that we go into the kingdom of heaven?
[23:37] <gwendolyn> End result? There is no end.
[23:37] <gwendolyn> You keep learning.
[23:37] <gwendolyn> Only the highest will be gods.
[23:37] <zero_cool> wow
[23:37] <zero_cool> that cant be right
[23:37] <zero_cool> already breaks a commandment.
[23:37] <gwendolyn> What, you think there's only one god? lmao
[23:37] <DLB> thou shalt have no other gods before me
[23:37] <gwendolyn> God was once one of us.
[23:38] <Jewbacca> kekeke
[23:38] <DLB> that can't be keeping with mormon dogma
[23:38] <zero_cool> " thou shalt not have any other gods befor me" - er yeah- i do actually.
[23:38] <gwendolyn> Well, dur, you only WORSHIP your own one God.
[23:38] <Jewbacca> one of us? not one of you.
[23:38] <zero_cool> 06 ( gwendolyn 06 ) : so now you state God was once human?
[23:38] <zero_cool> so then
[23:38] <zero_cool> how does human create human
[23:38] <gwendolyn> It's in the Bible that there are other gods.
[23:38] <zero_cool> yes
[23:38] <zero_cool> the bible does
[23:38] <zero_cool> false gods
[23:38] <zero_cool> that have false agenda's
[23:38] <zero_cool> works of the devil
[23:38] <gwendolyn> We never were created.
[23:38] <gwendolyn> We have always been
[23:39] <BURK> the bible says elohim, meaning god is more then one, or transcends the idea of being a singular entity because it is all things
[23:39] <BURK> and you are not god
[23:39] <gwendolyn> no, not yet
[23:39] <gwendolyn> Human minds cannot comprehend most things.
[23:39] <BURK> you are a fucking pedokin furfag.
[23:39] <DLB> <gwendolyn> Human minds cannot comprehend most things.
[23:39] <DLB> but yours can obviously
[23:39] <DLB> you know what the truth is
[23:39] <DLB> and you are here to tell us it
[23:40] <gwendolyn> No, I can't. I just know a few bits and pieces.
[23:40] <gwendolyn> Through visions.
So now that LittleCloud has declared herself a prophet, those participating in the arbchat started going at her with a passion:
[22:47] <BURK> please tell me where in the book of mormon it says dragons have souls
[22:47] <BURK> i recall dragons being the instruments of the devil
[22:47] <BURK> leviathans and such
[22:47] <gwendolyn> Ask God.
[22:47] <Jewbacca> personal revelation doesn't cut it
[22:48] <Jewbacca> you aren't a prophet
[22:48] <Jewbacca> and decisions about the entire "chosen religion" such as who's allowed are decided by the prophet
[22:48] <BURK> gwen oh no, im pretty sure god isnt ok with the homosexual rape of children
[22:48] <BURK> in fact i recall him saying something to that effect
[22:48] <DLB> the dragon = the snake that tempted eve in the garden of eden
[22:48] <DLB> you are an instrument of satan
[22:48] <DLB> repent
[22:48] <gwendolyn> You'd rather be a fundie and take text literally than hear the voice of Gid himself?
[22:48] <DLB> Gid?
[22:48] <DLB> THE VOICE OF GID
[22:48] <gwendolyn> Satan can take any form.
[22:48] <gwendolyn> It doesn't mean that snakes are evil, either.
[22:49] <DLB> that form is YOU
[22:49] <DLB> pedophile
[22:49] <DLB> burn in hell
[22:49] <DLB> repent sinner
[22:49] <DLB> even jesus thinks you are a sick fuck
And so she then threatened to curse them with karma, even though a curse and karma are completely different things. It’s a well known fact that any time anything bad happens to you, it's because somebody cursed you. Per the usual, she has no knowledge whatsoever of any of her religious beliefs.
[23:06] <gwendolyn> My mother and I can curse. If you want proof, just wait till something bad happens to you.
[23:07] <DLB> gwen: oh really?
[23:07] <DLB> curse me then
[23:07] <DLB> i thought witchcraft was for satanists
[23:07] <Cherri> curse?
[23:07] <Cherri> what kind of curse?
[23:07] <gwendolyn> I am the descendant of Abraham.
[23:07] <Jewbacca> Hahaha.
[23:07] <Cherri> you're not arabic
[23:07] <Jewbacca> 90% of the population are "descendants of abraham"
[23:07] <BURK> gwen i have more of abraham in me then you do
[23:07] <BURK> you are a fucking mormon
[23:07] <Jewbacca> just because your patriarichal blessing makes you feel special
[23:07] <Jewbacca> you aren't
[23:08] <gwendolyn> I didn't have one yet.
[23:08] <Jewbacca> at 19?
[23:08] <Jewbacca> kind of late, innit?
[23:08] <BURK> gwen tell me, how exactly would you curse me?
[23:08] <BURK> would you use your hex to call forth the dark spirits?
[23:08] <gwendolyn> Nothing dark is involved. Just Karma. God does it all.
[23:08] <BURK> gwen karma is not a monotheistic ideal
[23:08] <DLB> Karma is a buddhist belief
[23:09] <DLB> that is incompatiable with your monotheism
[23:08] <gwendolyn> God 0wns your asses.
[23:09] <BURK> i dont get off on thinking of molesting children
[23:09] <BURK> so i think god is going to side with me
[23:09] <gwendolyn> well, you lie
[23:09] <DLB> Gwendolyn: in all seriousness, do you think god approves of the stories you write and the pictures you draw?
[23:09] <Cherri> yes, what does god think your pedophila?
[23:09] <gwendolyn> I'm not perfect.
[23:10] <DLB> gwen: does he or does he not approve?
[23:10] <BURK> and stop being a pedo otherkin faggot
[23:10] <gwendolyn> ANything I've done is FAAAAAR less sinful than what most other people do all the time.
[23:10] <BURK> gwen no it isnt
[23:10] <DLB> gwen: no
[23:10] <Cherri> and that makes it okay?
[23:10] <Cherri> that sort of circular logic is alright?
- Read all this and more in LittleCloud's arbchat logs.
Praying to Be An Hero
Little Cloud is a Mormon, but how religious is s/he? Religious enough to pray for death in her room for hours on end and actually have the mother-fucking Angel of Death show up and tell her "I'll come back for you later, lulzcow." Honestly, this shit is too funny to be made up by ED:
| — LittleCloud, can't make up her fucking mind about anything |
| —LittleCloud, discussing why she wants to die in the Arbchat Log at [22:31]. |
Hear that world? She is so not going to become an Hero. Yet. But she might when she realizes it's pointless to try and blank this article. She already tried....
CRAWWWLING IN MY SCAAAALES!!
September 2007 marked LittleCloud’s emo period, kind of like Pablo Picasso’s blue period, except nobody’s going to buy her furry/sonic art when she dies. After the Arbchat Incident and the article on Mippa's poll, LittleCloud made a realization that ED would pull massive lulz out of anything she did, and did the most logical thing any otherkin would do; forsake humanity and make a bunch of animal-friends! It started out slowly, as LittleCloud began interacting more with wildlife than humans, rescuing bugs, stalking cats, and shouting at cars as they tried to run down seagulls. While this was happening, she contracted a mysterious illness, and for an unknown reason “ended up running away into the woods” crying, and wound up making herself even more sick. Luckily for her it was nothing that a solid fourteen hours of sleep couldn’t cure-- until it decided to return in time for the next journal.
Panic attacks, feelings of severe anxiety, mood swings, dizziness, stomach cramps-- whatever this mysterious illness is, LittleCloud is “filled with terror and horrifying feelings,” and crawling into her hugbox. This disease is most likely either [1] psychosomatic, [2] a ruse to harvest sympathetic prayers, or [3] pregnancy. Also, her medication has been upped, so she’ll be more loopy than usual. How loopy, you ask? Loopy enough that her new best friend is an orange slug named Rufus Slugford! In your face, Mippa! You know you’ve been a shitty friend when your replacement doesn’t have any bones and leaves a slimy trail of mucus wherever it goes.
She later self-diagnosed her anxiety attacks, “feeling like I’m gonna die, and then relief,” and mood swings on a urinary tract infection or a kidney stone. Which makes perfect sense. After a particularly unamusing week or two, LittleCloud wrote a poem about everything that was bothering her, thus proving that during these days of intense sickness, crying fits, and slug-love, she was polishing up the final drafts of her epic tome of bitter hatred.
Feeling "bitter, betrayed, ignored, harassed, and depressed," LittleCloud decided to take a stab at being an emo drama-whore and wrote a painfully fail-tastic poem about her life titled "Alpha Song: Draconian Sorrow," not to be confused with "Serenade of Sorrow" by a Sweden death-metal band named Draconian; which is about Lucifer and Astaroth calling God a butt-fucking pussy. On the contrary, this song is about LittleCloud calling the ED trolls, her ex-boyfriend, Gaaralover85, and her Mommy's new boyfriend a bunch of butt-fucking pussies-- she also calls God an asshole, questioning why she's being punished: "But why am I paying for it? / With this pain?" (stanza IV). More so, it's just a way for LittleCloud to boost her own ego, with lyrics such as "They're wrong, / they'll learn their lesson" (stanza III), and "They can't handle the truth," (stanza V); hey, whatever helps you sleep at night, LittleCloud. The song also includes some lyrics written in LittleCloud's natural dialect, her dragon language, which she previously described as not words but "squawks and growls."
| —LittleCloud, excerpt from Alpha Song: Draconian Sorrow (stanzas IX & X) |
| —LittleCloud, being a loving |
Since late August, LittleCloud and her whore mother were planning a vacation to Rhode Island to visit her mom's "horrid boyfriend." LittleCloud had plans to "meet someone really special from here on dA" whose identity was kept secret (presumably because s/he is completely imaginary). LittleCloud is perfectly fine telling everyone who her sister is, among various other friends, but this one person remains mysteriously unflaunted -- well, gee, I wonder why. Meanwhile, LittleCloud had reoccuring dreams about wolves; and according to LittleCloud, reoccuring dreams "mean someone on the other side wants to bless you with memories or visions that most others cannot see."[2] And claiming to have "experienced this extremely close connection to this certain animal that has never had a major impact on my life," it was painfully obvious that she was foreshadowing the coming of her wolf-boy/girlfriend in Rhode Island; while also hinting at her Mormon Dragon-Prophet Divine Powers. In the end, these lulz-cross'd lovers were never meant to be; LittleCloud's mother cancled the trip to Rhode Island, apparently because she broke up with her boyfriend. The mother went ape-shit crazy and wished she aborted LittleCloud and her sister, calling her a "horrible creature," because no Mary Sue is complete without an abusive family. Of course, the proper way to do the abusive family shtick is to do it when you're still a child, and not when you're nineteen-fucking-years old. This whole thing was just a month-long set up for a massive hugbox.
She was recently hacked by some anon.
The Return of Drago-Dracini
This next chapter of LittleCloud's painfully lulz-tastic life all started when she gave "critique" to Clo, a 14 year old Harry Potter fanatic who learned how to spell on Gaia Online. As we all know, any critique on devianTART above "OMG SOOO CUTE!! *hugs*" is frowned upon, but LittleCloud's Mormon dragon-prophet powers could not foresee the oncoming hurricane of rage that would ensue when she decided to give the artist a few "pointers." Although the critique itself is lost deep within the bowels of Fanart-Central Hell, the repercussions of the critique was Clo "shitting all over [LittleCloud]." Then LittleCloud was promptly blocked from Clo's Fanart-Central account, her devianTART account, and even Clo's fanclub; all that, in addition to calling her an "attention whore," resulted in butthurt of massive proportions. So LittleCloud then wrote a rant about what a shitty artist Clo is and how stupid people were for praising her crap art. LittleCloud was quick to edit this hate journal, baleeting entire parts. Fortunately, Drago-Dracini, who had been unblocked from LittleCloud's commenting system for some reason, was kind enough to save some juicy parts:
| —LittleCloud, connoisseur of wasting server space |
Drago-Dracini was quick to point out that LittleCloud made a fan site for herself (Disregard that, as Drago-dracini cannot tell the difference between a website and a stamp), instead of letting her fans make one themselves. Her critique was just "an attempt to sound smart," and was an example of LittleCloud pretending to be a knowledgeable artist. In fact, LittleCloud was really just talking down to some random fourteen year old because she was jealous of her larger fanbase. LittleCloud responded with a very intelligent and calmly worded reply:
This was then closely followed by a horror story of being trapped out in the rain while on vacation, her whore mom and horrid boyfriend bitching at each other, nightmares, "nightsweats" [whatever that is], some sort of "bathroom situation," the return of the myserious illness, shaking and terror due to her "brain chemicals fluxuating," and another hugbox.
See Also: a conversation between Clo and Drago-Dracini on the above story
GaaraLover85 Returns
GaaraLover85's return to LittleCloud's interwebs-life started when LittleCloud was arguing with RedPirate. LittleCloud argues that gay people choose to be gay because "one ultimately chooses what they desire," when anyone with half a brain knows choice has nothing to do with sexual preference. Because RedPirate was foiling LittleCloud's perfect belief system of "what I believe is true, must be true", she launched her own investigation on what the gay-rights-activist/swashbuckler was up to. One thing lead to another, and LittleCloud wound up bitching about GaaraLover85. Basically LittleCloud fished two comments out of RedPirate's deviantART activity page and was so incredibly butthurt at what she said, LittleCloud felt it was her obligation to dissect each thing she said and provide a rebuttal.
| —GaaraLover85, |
| —LittleCloud, |
GaaraLover85 makes fun of "LittleClod" (so totally not copying Sephirothslave u guise) for drawing digimon, including that the only reason she draws them is the lure in little boys (which is false, because everyone knows that the majority of digimon fans are in fact 16 year old girls who fantasize about non-canon yaoi couplings). She also claims that LittleCloud's friendships are dropping like flies and she's replacing them with pre-teens and equally moronic people who already have ED articles. Ever the sharp wit, LittleCloud responded by claiming that she has "more friends than [she] could have ever dreamed for" (including the Angel of Death), that Mippa is a "twisted fake Christian" who was never a real friend, that Mormonism is a part of Christianity, that Drago-dracini is still an asshole, that GaaraLover85 has no friends and "an IQ roughly 30 points away from being borderline retarded," and that LittleCloud is way more mature than any of them. That's right, she's going to do the mature thing and ignore all the trolls and flaming... by posting a really long journal about why everyone is wrong and she's right.
The accusation of 'borderline retarded' is particularly interesting because on most IQ scales, borderline retarded is 80, and 30 points above that would be considered 'gifted' (below 80 is considered retarded, above 100 is considered gifted, and above 120 is considered genius).
Don't listen to Joseph Collins! He's a liar! |
To further prove her superiority to GaaraLover85 and reach heightened levels of maturity dA has yet to see, LittleCloud went to her friend's journal and posted plz icons in response to GaaraLover85's comments. One eloquently displayed Jesus and God taking a shit on Gaara and Drago's avatars. The second showed pedobear and Adolf Hitler fucking their avatars, each with a gender swap. If the twat had two brain cells between her ears, she could have fucking scrolled down to see that her friend had GaaraLover85 and Drago-dracini listed as friends. Because LittleCloud cannot STAND to have a mutual friend with "GaaraCunt" and Drago, she did the grown-up thing and took advantage of her ability to respond to comments on her friends' pages.
Cloudie vs Teruchan: Leaving devART Forever!
In May of 2008, LittleCloud finally went over the edge. Through some miracle, the drama came to a standstill and nothing lulz-worthy was reported for numerous months. What finally pushed LittleCloud over the edge was another tartlet by the name of Teruchan, a user whose gallery focuses entirely on underage animu perversion. You would think that Teruchan and LittleCloud would go together like two peas in a pod, but LittleCloudie is still in denial about her lust for underage ass and continues reporting questionable content to the devianTART admins. Reporting poorly drawn underage porn is a noble endeavor, indeed, and LittleCloud threw a complete shitstorm when she was unable to get Teruchan's questionable content taken down, ironically, because he used the same "they look young, but they're really legal" excuse LittleCloud uses. She also accused the admins of a conspiracy, that they don't ban Teruchan because he sells prints which makes devART rich.
| —LittleCloud |
The journal was later deleted, probably because LittleCloud realized that the anti-Japanese statements, and all the talk about "hate" went against her "I don't hate anyone" ideals, and because she's gotten into a habit of trying to erase things before ED documents the lulz. But wait, there's more! Not only is LittleCloud unable to get Teruchan's underage porn off the interwebs, but by a lulzy twist of fate, LittleCloud's Boku no Pico fanart got deleted from her gallery! Watching her own pedophile art get deleted while more popular tartlets got off scot-free unleashed the Dragonforce within, and tl;dr rants on how her art was unfairly deleted ensued. Obviously, Terucan didn't get banned just because one angry tartlet went off on a rant, and LittleCloud decided to pack her bags and leave for a website which would not persecute her art... FurAffinity.
When LittleCloud's drama on her unsuccessful fight against shota and child pornography found its way to ED, she attempted to alter the news with her ae account User:Halcyon the Valkyrie, including deleting a drawing of her furry boyfriend, Josh. Shortly after, new ae accounts were created to vandalize this page, which were promptly reverted and the editors banned. Gee, I wonder who it was. Will her abandonment of devART be final, or will she return in less than a month? Will LittleCloud's anti-shota campaign follow over to FurAffinity? Does she still believe she isn't a furry? Will she return to smite Teruchan? Will the drama ever end?!
Update: she decided to come back after three months due to fears about Furaffinity treating her the same way.
LittleCloud HATES Teruchan! |
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A Narutard with PMS tries to troll LittleCloud for lawling at her. And what's with this "LittleClod"? Is dat sum Sephirothslave sockpuppetry, or just the way that retards spell? |
Quotes
| —LittleCloud, hates gays, but is not homophobic. |
| — Little Cloud, explaining that all the chimpanzees, dolphins, seagulls, walruses, whales, dogs, ect. in nature that are gay made a conscious decision to deviate sexually and go against the will of God |
| —Little Cloud, on drawing gay love, which she's not supposed to believe in |
| —LittleCloud, even people from Japan are weeaboos |
| — Little Cloud, crawling into her hugbox |
| —LittleCloud, during her arbchat, proving to us that "dragons" can have Assburgers, too. |
| —LittleCloud, LOL WUT |
| — Little Cloud, hates lesbians just as much as she hates men |
| —Little Cloud, still can't make up her fucking mind about anything. |
| —LittleCloud, stating her favorite animes is Gravitation, GAYEST ANIMU EVAR (see right) |
| —Little Cloud, trying to prove she isn't an otaku, and "^_^" is a word. |
| —Little Cloud, Rambling about furfags and imaginary codes in her journal footer with a thumbnail of her furry art right above her rant. What's funny is she's telling them off that furries don't exist, then blissfully goes back to pretending she's a dragon, BECAUSE SHE'S 100% DRAGON, NOT 50%, AND THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT. |
| —LittleCloud, complaining about gaaralover85 copying a part of her journal layout. Apparently she can copyright journal layouts now |
| —LittleCloud, on dirty penises |
| —Little Cloud, explaining that girls with big tits are sluts and she loves her own moobs. |
| —LittleCloud, flamingSephirothslave, because apparently when Sephiroth impaled Cloud it was just a love hug |
| —LittleCloud, admitting that she is one of the queers |
| —LOL WHUT |
| —LittleCloud, one of many disclaimers in her journal. |
| —LittleCloud on ED, and she says our grammar is bad... |
Concerning Her Ex-"Fiance"
Ex-Rant -- I Really Need to Get This Off My Chest I hate you so much For everything For cheating on me, and lying about it For hurting me in all ways God, how I wish you would die But that's not satisfying enough I curse you I curse you and that smelly UK whore you're seeing Both of you just rot in hell, slowly and painfully She also lied to me You're both filthy pigs You for being the scum of the earth And her for going with you She's over 21 -- what would a pedophile like her want with you, a little bastard piece of shit brat? All you do is lay in your bed, looking at porn and playing with yourself Get a fucking job and stop crying to mommy and daddy for video games and toys I heard you just got surgery for your gallbladder Well, what do you expect when you eat fast food all day, everyday? I hope you choke on a WhiteCastle burger, you piece of shit How many more innocent girls will you lure into your trap? You will pay for what you have done I hope you feel all the pain you ever caused me, and the others, too. I. Curse. You. EL OH EL
How To Troll
Her email address is: yume.wizard@yahoo.com
Use the following copypasta, courtesy of dA troll CCCCCOMBOBREAKER:
Hello there, i'm from YIFF (You Indenial Furfag Faggot).
I've been called here by ebaumsworld to just make you self-aware how contradictory you are and why you should kill yourself.
Firstly, Furries/anthros = Furfags. No buts, no excuses, no questions. Therefore, you already hate yourself for being one. Enjoy your buttyiff.
Secondly, you claim to hate weeaboos who feel the need to throw in japanese words into their sentences just because they can yet you still refer to your "little boy drawings" as shota, you refer to "gay drawings" as yaoi, you refer to "drawn pornography" as hentai. SPOILERS: Those are japanese words. That's two things you hate yourself for.
Thirdly, now lets say for sake of argument that watching anime doesn't make you an otaku. But, not only do you watch anime, you draw in that style and you know some (however limited) japanese. In my books, that would make you an otaku, maybe not a huge one, but one nevertheless. Oh, and those emoticons (^_^/XD), do you know where THEY originated? Yeah, Japan. Enjoy your weeaboo-self.
Lastly, you say you are "anti-yaoi" yet you will still draw "suggestive" or softcore yaoi. You also have a clear fetish for shota, a category dominated by intercourse between little boys. Thats two males. Yaoi, if you will. The category you're looking for is straight shota.
So, seeing as you hate yourself so much, when will you kill yourself? Also, TITS OR GTFO
Alternatively, you can just tell her that God is dead and dragons do not exist or are viewed as Satanic symbols by many Christians. You can even draw her fanart involving porn, gay sex, gore, shitting dick nipples, and Satanic worship! Srsly. She loves that stuff!
But watch out! She can get you banned for just one offensive/abusive comment on her page. Oh noes!
Product of Rape?
Much like other Shota supporters, the urge to draw children is created from problems in childhood. We have reason to believe that LittleCloud was not loved as a child, as the only reason she was brought into this world was because her mom got cracked out and got raped by several jiggaboo. Although denying her creation was from the semen of a stranger, during her arbchat, she did admit she was almost raped as a child. Apparently one little grope made her into a hypocritical, child molesting, otherkin.
The 'molestation' in question?[3]
Reaction to This Article
| —LittleCloud, Listing ED as one of her "fandoms". If ED were a little boy, she'd fuck it. Btw vaseline doesn't stop the butthurt. |
| —LittleCloud, On saying hilarious bullshit |
At first Little Cloud was claiming to love her ED article and all the attention she's getting while at the same time calling us lying, butthurt, whiners who are lower than a snake's balls. Considering she came onto ED to write butthurt fail articles (that seasoned Dramaticians had to clean up) about her ex-boyfriend Drago-dracini and his newest internets girlfriend Gaaralover85 she really shouldn't be surprised that anonymous "found" her.
Like a typical TARTlet she was unable to keep up this facade of making sure everyone on the internet knows she really really really isn't bothered by this article for very long, especially as anonymous began to uncover her Shota-loving habits and report the crazy shit she says.
To prove she was totally not butthurt, LittleCloud started the Anti-ED-Club on devianTART on August 27, 2007. Even though she claims she didn't start the club, it's painfully obvious that she did. Not only did she create a cute little journal about the club the same day it started, but the "creator" passed ownership of the club to her a day after it was created! Either the person who started it has the weakest sense of commitment EVAR, or LittleCloud started it. In the end it doesn't really matter, since a measly two days later it received the banhammer by the devianTART admins themselves. You heard it here, devianTART admins love ED!
| —LittleCloud, |
| —LittleCloud, |
Report all ED and reaction-related lulz in this section.
| —LittleCloud, misusing the semicolon to make herself seem intelligent. |
| —LittleCloud, Officially butthurt and not a dragon wtf??? |
| —LittleCloud, on how she's practically responsible for the existence of ED |
| —LittleCloud, Rivaling DivineAngel as a lolcow |
So ED is very amusing, until, of course, there's an article about LittleCloud on it. Then it's full of lies and slander and is evil and demonic and is being abused. Of course it wasn't abusing ED when LittleCloud signed up to write articles out of butthurt over her ex-"fiance" and his new internet girlfriend. We better be careful guys, she might team up with DivineAngel in her crusade against the LULZ Organization of Internet Terrorists.
| —LittleCloud, Still Butthurt |
How dare ED make fun of Gaaralover85 when LittleCloud is the one who added her to ED in the first place? And isn't this the girl she hates for STEALING HER MAN? Oh? What's that? LittleCloud is now denying she wrote the articles about Gaaralover85 and Drago-dracini despite the fact she was butthurt by both of them and wrote hate journals about them and the person who originally wrote the fail articles was someone called "Baby Cloudie"? Neither article possessed proper formatting or evidence that the author had command of the English language, which is ‘’’clearly’’’ evidence of n00b failure. If you look at the history of both articles here is exactly what LittleCloud/Baby Cloudie wrote:
For Gaaralover85:
Drago-dracini's girlfriend, gaaralover85, is a stupid cunt who thinks that her glorious furfag artistic "talent" is worthy of being in books as illustrations. She likes to start fights on other user's pages, because she needs someone to whine to after being blocked from other people's pages who won't put up with her trolling shit.
An anthro panthress dickgirl with no life.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Gaaralover85&oldid=1997192500
For Drago-dracini:
drago-dracini is a fucktard from deviantart who exists as a user only to whine and bitch about his ex-girlfriend. He has no artist talent whatsoever, and only uploads shitty pictures and photos of his hairy, fatass self.
His girlfriend, gaaralover85, is a stupid cunt who thinks that her glorious furfag artistic "talent" is worthy of being in books as illustrations. She likes to start fights on other user's pages, because she needs someone to whine to after being blocked from other people's pages who won't put up with her trolling shit.
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Drago-dracini&oldid=1997192433
Considering only shit having to do with LittleCloud's ex-"fiance" and his new girlfriend are in Baby Cloudie's contribs lol who else would have started their articles? Not to mention Baby Cloudie tried to blank this article. (Right around the same time LittleCloud started her rants against ED.)
These days, LittleCloud seems to frequently check her ED section, then attempts to discredit the authors and insult her fans. One article she attempts to correct the grammar of an ED user, using incorrect grammar herself in using the phrase "They can't even spell or have decent grammar". Then, a mere two days later she attacks the work of a fan-artist of hers who made errors which are described as "head to big" "braids too skinny" "tongue is pink, not giraffe-blue" eyes too small" and which apparently possessed bad format of "name x name" type abbreviation, which is non-existent in any literature on English grammar and therefore is up to creative license. She's even begun vandalizing ED articles to prove how little ED bothers her.
Naturally, she is currently making anti ED stickers in retaliation here and here.
It should be noted that LittleCloud became severely depressed immediately after this article was made:
| —LittleCloud is a sad dragon. |
She feels like she has lost all her eFriends, confirmed by the mopey journal entry above (she's afraid they'll backstab her like Mippa did) However, she did get some asspats by other crazy retards like GoddessMillenia, DivineAngel, and SapphyDracases.
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Anti-LittleCloud dA stamp created by Drago-dracini |
No, officers! I'm just a little boy! |
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Related Articles
See Also
- Pedophile
- Being a Dragon
- Anthro
- Attention Whore
- I'm sooooooooooo confused
- Wapanese
- I'm Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End, the First and the Last...
- Christian
- No means yes
- Shotacon
- Yaoi
- LittleCloud/Arbchat Logs
- LittleCloud: Deleted Comments
People
- cheese1997
- Brittany - A TARTlet so lulzy that she actually got dissed by LittleCloud
- Michael Jackson
- Raukue - Another boy raping pedophile with no life.
- Drago-dracini
- Gaaralover85
External Links
- LittleCloud on FurAffinity Furaffinity =/= Furfaggotry. No, really. Just take a look.
- Sylphie on PaperDemon.com
- sephys-little-cloud on DevianTART
- xx-cygnus-xx on DevianTART her emo account.
- baby_cloudie
- xx_cygnus_xx on Myspace
- Her Wikipedia luser page
- Her old dA account
- LittleCloud's YouTube Profile,
where you can watch her totally not gay videos of Final Fantasy 7 yaoi.Whoops, disregard that! She blanked her YouTube videos after seeing this article!She put them back up after reading her article again! -
LittleCloud ranting about her ED article. According to her, we are 'lower than a snake's ballsdeleted due to butthurt. - LittleCloud's ancient yet lulzy Digimon Website. ISN'T SHE A GUD ARTIST!?!?
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LittleCloud's SheezyArt Gallery (old)404'd, probably deleted due to butthurt. - Yet another pointless LittleCloud account ripe for spamming
- Her fanfiction.net account
- Her favorite animu (warning: sickfuckery is DAMN WELL OVER 9000)
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Vampires • Humanoids • Reptiles • The Rest • See Also
Don Henrie
• Jonathon the Impaler
• Sanguinarius
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LittleCloud is part of a series on Child Abuse |
Main Players
Pedobear • Shotacat • Captain Crunch • Children • Chris Hansen • FBI • Internet Watch Foundation • Perverted-Justice • Lolita • Partyvan • Pedophile |
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Types of CP
Ameriloli • Amerishota • Baby fuck • Jailbait • Lolicon • Shotacon • Toddlercon | |
V& Pedophiles
Alan The Panda • Andrew Erickson • Creepy Phil • Chris Forcand • Debra Lafave • Douglas L Payne Jr • Dwight Whorley • Dylan Thomas • Edarem • Gary Glitter • John Forehand • John Mark Karr • Josef Fritzl • KK • MyIDIsPhat • Nathan Keefer • Nathaniel Nurnberg • ohbutyouwillpet • Raygold • Richard Bullis • Swirl Face | |
UnV& Pedophiles
Andy Maher • Bikerfox • Christopher • Comicality • Didaskalos • Dynacatlovesme • Erik Möller • Irish282 • LittleCloud • Logansperman2 • M. Chaos • Magicrich • Michael Jackson • Nathanr • Riverman72 • Sam DeathWalker • Sam Rassenfoss • Scientology • TheAmazingAtheist • Trap-kun • Tyciol • Updownmostly • Woody Allen • W. T. Snacks • Young Tubers United • Ytask • Zaiger | |
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