LittleCloud

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Image:Aspergerbenice.gif This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
...and my art makes Baby Jesus cry.
...and my art makes Baby Jesus cry.
THIS IS NOT CLOUD THIS IS LITTLE CLOUD. THEY ARE DIFFERENT!1!
THIS IS NOT CLOUD THIS IS LITTLE CLOUD. THEY ARE DIFFERENT!1!


LittleCloud is a shape shifter/Otherkin and attention whore of the highest caliber. She originally came to ED seeking revenge against Drago-dracini, her ex-fiance. After creating an article filled with anti-lulz, she sat back to watch the drama. Turns out the only drama here was her, and she quickly became a blue-ribbon lolcow and was promptly milked for all she was worth. Little Cloud is a Mormon who is anti-child porn but pro shota, anti-furfag but pro anthro, hates gay people but draws yaoi and has a stamp in her journal claiming "homophobia is gay", she has a profound love for anime and gives a lot of her artwork titles in mangled Japanese but claims she isn't an otaku, she also has a Sonic-esque chicken fursona. Oh yeah, and she's also a gender-bending shape shifter Final Fantasy VII knockoff named Little Cloud who is 100% © her. No, seriously. We've got proof.

Welcome to the mind of the most confused individual on Earth.

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[edit] You're What Now?

Seriously, she thinks she's a shape shifter, and here are all of her furfag, shota, gender-bending, digimon forms
Seriously, she thinks she's a shape shifter, and here are all of her furfag, shota, gender-bending, digimon forms
HOMG IT'S ANONYMOUS GUYZ!
HOMG IT'S ANONYMOUS GUYZ!

LittleCloud couldn't figure out what her online Mary Sue should be, so she decided to role play as a shape-shifting fucktard. Is she a gender-swapped Anime faggot? A purple dragon? A Pokemon? Sonic the Hedgehog as a chicken/swan/parrot/bird? Depends on her mood. One of her main 'forms' is a female Cloud. Not the cross dresser or hermaphrodite, mind you, but a honest-to-goodness female Cloud straight from HEAVEN. She is a self proclaimed "Androgynous Enigma," keep in mind that androgynous means "having both masculine and feminine characteristics" like a Final Fantasy hero, and the word is synonymous with "hermaphroditic." The "Enigma" is her holier-than-thou way of saying nobody understands her; but it's really just her way of saying she's a confused moron. Oh, and she's also 100% dragon so BACK OFF or else you'll make her WALL OF SHAME! (BALEETED), and you’ll never be able to show your face in these parts of the internets again.

LittleCloud is also known to be a Bible-thumping Mormon who believes gays can't truly love each other because “IT’S SATANZ LIE!" However, she enjoys pretending she's a man, a clear sign she's a closet homosexual who desperately wants to fuck some pussy. your average well-adjusted teenager, and that her ex-boyfriend drago-dracini loved having her suck his cock while they pretended she was a guy. Her religious beliefs against gays are also rather unique since she enjoys drawing yaoi [1] (BALEETED) (although she claims she doesn't like it. That's just why she draws it, amirite?)

Another source of her religious hypocrisy is her addiction to CP, proven by her DeviantArt profile stating she loves shota just as much as mudkips. She thinks that two little boys paired together is disgusting, but a man and a little boy fucking is perfectly acceptable. LittleCloud has even written a shitty Stephen King fanfic which features the rape, molestation, and murder of a little boy. Here, why don't you go read it? In the arbchat logs, LittleCloud says the homosexual-rape is perfectly fine because the little boy being molested is herself (see the arbchat log at [22:05] for evidence). She also says the she "fantasizes" about herself being a male; which goes against creationism and God's will, which LittleCloud claims to believe in. LittleCloud even says she sometimes "doesn't want to live" because she isn't a little boy [22:31].

LittleCloud is a conflicted nutjob, torn between the teachings of her religion and her brain telling her to rape little boys. She also chooses bisexual guys as her boyfriend so she can have threesomes with multiple guys. While pretending she's a guy. Strange, but somehow it seems that a girl has become the single gayest thing on the planet.

[edit] LittleCloud's Alter: Pedo Dragon

ALL YOUR BASE! Warning!:
All children should maintain a distance from LittleCloud by at least 100 miles! Or risk losing their innocence!
LittleCloud proves she isn't a pedo by saying she isn't a pedo
LittleCloud proves she isn't a pedo by saying she isn't a pedo
This isn't the first time she got in trouble for being a pedo. Note how she wont give into her dragon rage.
This isn't the first time she got in trouble for being a pedo. Note how she wont give into her dragon rage.

Despite ED's documentation of LittleCloud's fanfiction Shades of Ambivalence, featuring a fully grown man molesting a minor, her admittance and supporting evidence of being an avid shota-fangirl/boy, and most recently, having art removed from her devART page for depicting what looked like a guy with a minor laying naked in bed with their arms around each other; LittleCloud constantly claims that she is not a pedophile. As a matter of fact, LittleCloud has a stamp claiming she wishes to stop pedophilia, and has no qualms on sending all the sick bastards to jail. Just like how OJ Simpson is looking for the real killer, LittleCloud won't rest until the real pedophiles are all locked away in prison, because searching for someone who's committing your own crimes is the perfect cover.


 
 
[the little boy] whimpered as he felt a hot, wet feeling in his ear. It was Flagg's tongue, licking the inside, as his cold hand groped around the front, squeezing and pinching the tiny nipple buds. He then moved downward, stroking the smooth tummy.
 

 

—Excerpt from Shades of Ambivalence, by LittleCloud

Tartlet Ryven also happens to be on a quest to stop child pornography on the interbutts, however, unlike LittleCloud, Ryven isn't a hypocrite pervert using it as cover, and she called shenanigans on LittleCloud, and told some devART mods about the questionable material in her gallery. The end result was goodbye to LittleCloud's masterpiece "Tsamie x Rike". When Ryven wrote a journal about it, maturely deciding not to name anyone, LittleCloud and her mindless watchers invaded with a shitstorm. One tard, FireBlast133 demanded proof that LittleCloud was a pedophile, as if all the previously mentioned evidence wasn't enough. Using one of Fireblast133's replies to Ryven's remarks about LittleCloud sending over her minions to raid her journal, LittleCloud references that she is not, in fact "a boss from a game", but a "hero" who fights alone. Ever the sharp wit, LittleCloud wrote over and over again "I'm not a pedo; you're a pedo!" and tried to turn the tables on Ryven, forgetting to use any evidence to support her claims and accusations. Oh wait, disregard that, LittleCloud claimed she isn't a pedophile because she's a Taurus with Aquarius ascending; yes, she actually used the Zodiac to prove she isn't a pedo, somebody get this girl a law degree. And although LittleCloud does draw things that look like children, they're not children, because they're really just fairies and cherubim (Even though the actual biblical depiction of the latter is of a four faced, eight winged, cloven hoofed monstrosity wielding flaming swords - but hey! Who's counting, amirite?); and as we all know, if you attach wings to even the most graphic depictions of children doing the pelvic cha-cha, it makes it eh-okay!


 
 
I have never drawn a minor in a sexually explicit manner... faeries, yes, but they're always female... [and they're] not human, therefore, not a child.
 

 

—LittleCloud, angel/fairy CP is eh-okay!

 
 
Maybe [Ryven's] the one that needs to be arrested. She’s a stalker that clearly hungers for child pron. Upon reading my ED article, she listened to their lies and flocked here, ready to satisfy her lust for young boys and girls, only to be butthurt and try to take it out on me by going on a failed CP hunt.
 

 

—LittleCloud, butthurt because Ryven got CP removed from her gallery

LittleCloud also claims that her attraction to children is limited to her admiration for their innocence, which is totally not a textbook example of a pedophile's mentality. One of LittleCloud's comments mentioned that even though she enjoys being in relationships with jailbait, she isn't a pedo; which makes so little sense it should make your head explode. LittleCloud's ever growing fanbase of retarded pre-teens was quick to point out a lack of CP on LittleCloud's gallery; unless you count softcore/ecchi, which is like the Victoria's Secret catalog of pornography, even though there isn't any definite depictions of sexual activity, people can still get off on it. Besides, even though LittleCloud is extremely confused regarding just about everything, we're sure she's smart enough to keep the hardcore stuff in the back of her sock drawer, or through some untraceable source like photobucket. She has also expressed love for the trap Pico, underage star of two shota pornography videos "Boku no Pico" and "Pico and Chico". After being confronted with the subject, she mysteriously claimed she doesn't like shota anymore, and the FBI can stop investiagting her. Now, everytime she sees an underage boy she feels "depressed and disgusted." However, this hasn't stopped her from deleting the drawings of underage boys, because it's a lie and she likes them as much as she ever did. Like all of LittleCloud's arguments, she ended her journal with a reflective "why is everyone so ignorant?" the trump card of anyone who fails hard at arguing their point.


Evidence which the court definitely won't use to convict LittleCloud:

[edit] Totally Not A Furfag

LittleCloud's journal about how her furry art is not furry. Annotated for the lulz.
LittleCloud's journal about how her furry art is not furry. Annotated for the lulz.
Come on guys, does this look like a fursona to you?
Come on guys, does this look like a fursona to you?
LittleCloud claims that Josh is the only furry in her gallery

LittleCloud is even moar of a hypocrite, countering her "I'm gonna ignore the flames" comment with a long winded rant to deal with the flames head on. LittleCloud discusses one of her newest masterpieces Elora (named after the village in Ontario, Canada no doubt), from the Spyro the Dragon videa gaem. This is funny because she always says "I am NOT a FURRY" in her journal disclaimers, even though she also says in the same journals that her favorite style of art is anthropomorphs ("furries"), and she also regularly claims to be a dragon. In her journal she defines anthros/furries as she sees fit for her argument, when a simple Google search for "definition of a furry" completely shoots down her argument, as shown in the thumbnail to the right. Then she tries to explain why drawing furry art doesn't make her a furry.


 
 
As you can see, Elora is neither human or animal, she cannot possibly be an anthro.
 

 

—LittleCloud, apparently not seeing the half-human half-goat abomination

Precisely, Elora is neither human nor animal; in fact, I would say she's a combination of the two species, which makes it a fucking furry. Further proof that it's totally not furfag art is evident if you view all the furfags that added it to their favorites. LittleCloud is also still completely butthurt at ED, accusing us of twisting her words to make her look like a liar; when, in fact, she is just a lying hypocrite in denial of her furfaggotry and various other complexes. In response to this critique of her journal, she removed it, and has since been frantically deleting/editing any journals that we use to quote her. Which simply means we need to use the print screen key a little more often.


 
 
...it's pretty pointless to try and convince ignorant people of the truth.
 

 

—LittleCloud, oh, the irony

[edit] Mormonism is NOT Christianity?!!!

Mormons, know your place: at the bottom of the poll
Mormons, know your place: at the bottom of the poll

This entire shocking revelation all started on LittleCloud's ex-bestest-buddy Mippa's journal, which contained a simple "What faith you do align yourself with?" poll. LittleCloud was offended and completely butthurt when she saw that Mormon and Christianity were two separate choices. Because of this, LittleCloud started to drama-whore the poll, talking about how very insulting it was to consider Mormon's unchristian. Mippa did the mature thing and deleted the poll along with all of LittleCloud's rant; fortunately, LittleCloud copy/pasted the bitch-slapping debate for us!


 
 
Excuse me, but Mormons are not a separate group from Christians. We are Christians. Hence, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints.
 

 

—LittleCloud, doesn't know what religion she's practicing

According to this website owned by the Institute for Religious Research, no, Mormonism is not a part of Christianity. To be simply put, Christians believe in only one true god, and all other gods are false, whereas Mormons are actually polytheistic, and believe in many gods. Christians believe god is a spirit and was never a man, whereas Mormons believe god was once "one of us." Christians believe in the "holy trinity" [the father, the son, and the holy spirit], whereas Mormon's believe they're three separate gods. As a matter of fact, just read it yourself and realize what an utterly hilarious religion Mormonism truly is.


 
 
...some new religions such as Mormonism claim to be Christian, but accept as Scripture writings outside of the Bible, teach doctrines that contradict the Bible, and hold to beliefs completely foreign to the teachings of Jesus and His apostles.
 

 

—Institute for Religious Research, telling us where all the hypocrisies started


 
 
...we cannot consider [Mormons] brothers and sisters in Christ. The Bible specifically warns of false prophets who will teach "another gospel" centered around "another Jesus," and witnessed to by "another spirit" (2 Corinthians 11:4,13-15; Galatians 1:6-9). Based on the evidence presented above, we believe Mormonism represents just such a counterfeit gospel.
 

 

—Institute for Religious Research, pwning that drama-whore


There you have it, Mormonism is just a "counterfeit gospel" in the eyes of a true Christian. I guess you can say Mormonism is the pirated Chinese DVD of religions, just a cheap, poor-quality, knock-off of the real thing.

[edit] Other Religious Beliefs

As mentioned previously, LittleCloud is a Mormon, which in layman's terms means: blood-letting, anti-nigra, crazy-Amish-guy-prophet-having Christian. But like in all else in her life, LittleCloud just can't stick to one fucking thing and has to choose the exact opposite to believe in as well. So brace yourself because this is going to hurt: LittleCloud is a polytheistic otherkin Mormon who believes in karma. She also thinks karma is akin to hexing people. Here's three abridged (and slightly reordered cause all the EDiots were talking over each other like retards) excerpts from her arbchat because we know some of you fags are too lazy to read through all of it to get to the lulz. LittleCloud's comments are in bold, she was in arbchat under the name "gwendolyn":

Look out, DivineAngel, A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
Look out, DivineAngel, A CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
[23:33] <gwendolyn> Everyone is born with a human body here.
[23:33] <gwendolyn> It doesn't mean that all people are humans. This is just a test.
[23:33] <DLB> gwen: but you are SPECIAL
[23:33] <DLB> because you need that validation
[23:33] <DLB> so you dont kill yourself
[23:33] <DLB> you fail as a human
[23:33] <DLB> so you must be a DRAGON
[23:33] <gwendolyn> I'm not special. Or honorable. Or perfect.
[23:33] <BURK> i hate human beings for the most part
[23:33] <BURK> but i am perfectly content being one
[23:34] <DLB> that is an understatement
[23:34] <DLB> you
[23:34] <DLB> are a pedophile
[23:34] <DLB> deal with it
[23:34] <DLB> that's not sorta not perfect
[23:34] <DLB> or kinda flawed
[23:34] <DLB> thats HOLY SHIT KILL IT WITH FIRE
[23:34] <DLB> bad
[23:35] * DLB sets mode: +v zero_cool
[23:35] <DLB> zero cool has the floor
[23:35] <zero_cool> gwendolyn
[23:35] <zero_cool> you said previously that this is just a test right?
[23:35] <zero_cool> a test for what exactly getting into heaven?
[23:35] <gwendolyn> This life.
[23:36] <Jewbacca> so in heaven are you gonna be a dragon
[23:36] <Jewbacca> oh wait
[23:36] <Jewbacca> I forgot
[23:36] <Jewbacca> you are a mormon
[23:36] <Jewbacca> and as such for all your strange eniquities
[23:36] <Jewbacca> you are going to the telestial kingdom
[23:36] <Jewbacca> where all the other fuckups go
[23:36] <gwendolyn> This is the stage. You live. You learn.
[23:36] <DLB> This is the stage. You live. you fuck little boys. *fix'd
[23:36] <zero_cool> yes well done
[23:36] <zero_cool> now please state what you thyink the end result is
[23:37] <zero_cool> that we go into the kingdom of heaven?
[23:37] <gwendolyn> End result? There is no end.
[23:37] <gwendolyn> You keep learning.
[23:37] <gwendolyn> Only the highest will be gods.
[23:37] <zero_cool> wow
[23:37] <zero_cool> that cant be right
[23:37] <zero_cool> already breaks a commandment.
[23:37] <gwendolyn> What, you think there's only one god? lmao
[23:37] <DLB> thou shalt have no other gods before me
[23:37] <gwendolyn> God was once one of us.
[23:38] <Jewbacca> kekeke
[23:38] <DLB> that can't be keeping with mormon dogma
[23:38] <zero_cool> " thou shalt not have any other gods befor me" - er yeah- i do actually.
[23:38] <gwendolyn> Well, dur, you only WORSHIP your own one God.
[23:38] <Jewbacca> one of us? not one of you.
[23:38] <zero_cool> 06 ( gwendolyn 06 )  : so now you state God was once human?
[23:38] <zero_cool> so then
[23:38] <zero_cool> how does human create human
[23:38] <gwendolyn> It's in the Bible that there are other gods.
[23:38] <zero_cool> yes
[23:38] <zero_cool> the bible does
[23:38] <zero_cool> false gods
[23:38] <zero_cool> that have false agenda's
[23:38] <zero_cool> works of the devil
[23:38] <gwendolyn> We never were created.
[23:38] <gwendolyn> We have always been
[23:39] <BURK> the bible says elohim, meaning god is more then one, or transcends the idea of being a singular entity because it is all things
[23:39] <BURK> and you are not god
[23:39] <gwendolyn> no, not yet
[23:39] <gwendolyn> Human minds cannot comprehend most things.
[23:39] <BURK> you are a fucking pedokin furfag.
[23:39] <DLB> <gwendolyn> Human minds cannot comprehend most things.
[23:39] <DLB> but yours can obviously
[23:39] <DLB> you know what the truth is
[23:39] <DLB> and you are here to tell us it
[23:40] <gwendolyn> No, I can't. I just know a few bits and pieces.
[23:40] <gwendolyn> Through visions.

So now that LittleCloud has declared herself a prophet, those participating in the arbchat started going at her with a passion:

[22:47] <BURK> please tell me where in the book of mormon it says dragons have souls
[22:47] <BURK> i recall dragons being the instruments of the devil
[22:47] <BURK> leviathans and such
[22:47] <gwendolyn> Ask God.
[22:47] <Jewbacca> personal revelation doesn't cut it
[22:48] <Jewbacca> you aren't a prophet
[22:48] <Jewbacca> and decisions about the entire "chosen religion" such as who's allowed are decided by the prophet
[22:48] <BURK> gwen oh no, im pretty sure god isnt ok with the homosexual rape of children
[22:48] <BURK> in fact i recall him saying something to that effect
[22:48] <DLB> the dragon = the snake that tempted eve in the garden of eden
[22:48] <DLB> you are an instrument of satan
[22:48] <DLB> repent
[22:48] <gwendolyn> You'd rather be a fundie and take text literally than hear the voice of Gid himself?
[22:48] <DLB> Gid?
[22:48] <DLB> THE VOICE OF GID
[22:48] <gwendolyn> Satan can take any form.
[22:48] <gwendolyn> It doesn't mean that snakes are evil, either.
[22:49] <DLB> that form is YOU
[22:49] <DLB> pedophile
[22:49] <DLB> burn in hell
[22:49] <DLB> repent sinner
[22:49] <DLB> even jesus thinks you are a sick fuck

And so she then threatened to curse them with karma, even though a curse and karma are completely different things. It’s a well known fact that any time anything bad happens to you, it's because somebody cursed you. Per the usual, she has no knowledge whatsoever of any of her religious beliefs.

[23:06] <gwendolyn> My mother and I can curse. If you want proof, just wait till something bad happens to you.
[23:07] <DLB> gwen: oh really?
[23:07] <DLB> curse me then
[23:07] <DLB> i thought witchcraft was for satanists
[23:07] <Cherri> curse?
[23:07] <Cherri> what kind of curse?
[23:07] <gwendolyn> I am the descendant of Abraham.
[23:07] <Jewbacca> Hahaha.
[23:07] <Cherri> you're not arabic
[23:07] <Jewbacca> 90% of the population are "descendants of abraham"
[23:07] <BURK> gwen i have more of abraham in me then you do
[23:07] <BURK> you are a fucking mormon
[23:07] <Jewbacca> just because your patriarichal blessing makes you feel special
[23:07] <Jewbacca> you aren't
[23:08] <gwendolyn> I didn't have one yet.
[23:08] <Jewbacca> at 19?
[23:08] <Jewbacca> kind of late, innit?
[23:08] <BURK> gwen tell me, how exactly would you curse me?
[23:08] <BURK> would you use your hex to call forth the dark spirits?
[23:08] <gwendolyn> Nothing dark is involved. Just Karma. God does it all.
[23:08] <BURK> gwen karma is not a monotheistic ideal
[23:08] <DLB> Karma is a buddhist belief
[23:09] <DLB> that is incompatiable with your monotheism
[23:08] <gwendolyn> God 0wns your asses.
[23:09] <BURK> i dont get off on thinking of molesting children
[23:09] <BURK> so i think god is going to side with me
[23:09] <gwendolyn> well, you lie
[23:09] <DLB> Gwendolyn: in all seriousness, do you think god approves of the stories you write and the pictures you draw?
[23:09] <Cherri> yes, what does god think your pedophila?
[23:09] <gwendolyn> I'm not perfect.
[23:10] <DLB> gwen: does he or does he not approve?
[23:10] <BURK> and stop being a pedo otherkin faggot
[23:10] <gwendolyn> ANything I've done is FAAAAAR less sinful than what most other people do all the time.
[23:10] <BURK> gwen no it isnt
[23:10] <DLB> gwen: no
[23:10] <Cherri> and that makes it okay?
[23:10] <Cherri> that sort of circular logic is alright?

[edit] Praying to Be An Hero

Say hello to the most confused individual on Earth
Say hello to the most confused individual on Earth

Little Cloud is a Mormon, but how religious is s/he? Religious enough to pray for death in her room for hours on end and actually have the mother-fucking Angel of Death show up and tell her "I'll come back for you later, lulzcow." Honestly, this shit is too funny to be made up by ED:


 
 
I was thinking about suicide for a bit.

"I don't want to live anymore! I just want out! I WANT TO DIE!!" I remember someone telling me that suicide is one thing, and willing yourself to die is another. Personally, I think they're both giving up on life, but I'd rather choose the second option. "I am ready to let myself die. Please, come and take me away" I kept chanting over and over. But then I heard the angel of death. He was in my room with me. "If you really want to come with me, you're going to have to be totally prepared. You are not ready to die now. Your feelings betray you. Call me ... but only if you are completely ready to come with me." So, I guess, deep down, I really want to live. For now.
 


 

LittleCloud, can't make up her fucking mind about anything


 
 
I just don't want to live sometimes... Because I want to be a little boy.
 

 

—LittleCloud, discussing why she wants to die in the Arbchat Log at [22:31].

Hear that world? She is so not going to become an Hero. Yet. But she might when she realizes it's pointless to try and blank this article. She already tried....

[edit] CRAWWWLING IN MY SCAAAALES!!

September 2007 marked LittleCloud’s emo period, kind of like Pablo Picasso’s blue period, except nobody’s going to buy her furry/sonic art when she dies. After the Arbchat Incident and the article on Mippa's poll, LittleCloud made a realization that ED would pull massive lulz out of anything she did, and did the most logical thing any otherkin would do; forsake humanity and make a bunch of animal-friends! It started out slowly, as LittleCloud began interacting more with wildlife than humans, rescuing bugs, stalking cats, and shouting at cars as they tried to run down seagulls. While this was happening, she contracted a mysterious illness, and for an unknown reason “ended up running away into the woods” crying, and wound up making herself even more sick. Luckily for her it was nothing that a solid fourteen hours of sleep couldn’t cure-- until it decided to return in time for the next journal.

Slugford bids thee hello.
Slugford bids thee hello.

Panic attacks, feelings of severe anxiety, mood swings, dizziness, stomach cramps-- whatever this mysterious illness is, LittleCloud is “filled with terror and horrifying feelings,” and crawling into her hugbox. This disease is most likely either [1] psychosomatic, [2] a rouse to harvest sympathetic prayers, or [3] pregnancy. Also, her medication has been upped, so she’ll be more loopy than usual. How loopy, you ask? Loopy enough that her new best friend is an orange slug named Rufus Slugford! In your face, Mippa! You know you’ve been a shitty friend when your replacement doesn’t have any bones and leaves a slimy trail of mucus wherever it goes.

She later self-diagnosed her anxiety attacks, “feeling like I’m gonna die, and then relief,” and mood swings on a urinary tract infection or a kidney stone. Which makes perfect sense. After a particularly unamusing week or two, LittleCloud wrote a poem about everything that was bothering her, thus proving that during these days of intense sickness, crying fits, and slug-love, she was polishing up the final drafts of her epic tome of bitter hatred.

Feeling "bitter, betrayed, ignored, harassed, and depressed," LittleCloud decided to take a stab at being an emo drama-whore and wrote a painfully fail-tastic poem about her life titled "Alpha Song: Draconian Sorrow," not to be confused with "Serenade of Sorrow" by a Sweden death-metal band named Draconian; which is about Lucifer and Astaroth calling God a butt-fucking pussy. On the contrary, this song is about LittleCloud calling the ED trolls, her ex-boyfriend, Gaaralover85, and her Mommy's new boyfriend a bunch of butt-fucking pussies-- she also calls God an asshole, questioning why she's being punished: "But why am I paying for it? / With this pain?" (stanza IV). More so, it's just a way for LittleCloud to boost her own ego, with lyrics such as "They're wrong, / they'll learn their lesson" (stanza III), and "They can't handle the truth," (stanza V); hey, whatever helps you sleep at night, LittleCloud. The song also includes some lyrics written in LittleCloud's natural dialect, her dragon language, which she previously described as not words but "squawks and growls."


 
 
Why am I the only one who can see it? / The truth is beautiful, but it makes them want to hurt me / I just want to help / Chirrup! Grooo! Nibble and Preen...
 

 

—LittleCloud, excerpt from Alpha Song: Draconian Sorrow (stanzas IX & X)

 
 
Fuck 'em all to kingdom come for being ignorant and wrong,
 

 

—LittleCloud, being a loving Christian Mormon thing.


Since late August, LittleCloud and her whore mother were planning a vacation to Rhode Island to visit her mom's "horrid boyfriend." LittleCloud had plans to "meet someone really special from here on dA" whose identity was kept secret (presumably because s/he is completely imaginary). LittleCloud is perfectly fine telling everyone who her sister is, among various other friends, but this one person remains mysteriously unflaunted -- well, gee, I wonder why. Meanwhile, LittleCloud had reoccuring dreams about wolves; and according to LittleCloud, reoccuring dreams "mean someone on the other side wants to bless you with memories or visions that most others cannot see."[2] And claiming to have "experienced this extremely close connection to this certain animal that has never had a major impact on my life," it was painfully obvious that she was foreshadowing the coming of her wolf-boy/girlfriend in Rhode Island; while also hinting at her Mormon Dragon-Prophet Divine Powers. In the end, these lulz-cross'd lovers were never meant to be; LittleCloud's mother cancled the trip to Rhode Island, apparently because she broke up with her boyfriend. The mother went ape-shit crazy and wished she aborted LittleCloud and her sister, calling her a "horrible creature," because no Mary Sue is complete without an abusive family. Of course, the proper way to do the abusive family shtick is to do it when you're still a child, and not when you're nineteen-fucking-years old. This whole thing was just a month-long set up for a massive hugbox.

[edit] The Return of Drago-Dracini

LittleCloud tries to troll Clo through her puppet account Yume-Puppet, but the 14 year old proves to be more mature than LittleCloud.
LittleCloud tries to troll Clo through her puppet account Yume-Puppet, but the 14 year old proves to be more mature than LittleCloud.

This next chapter of LittleCloud's painfully lulz-tastic life all started when she gave "critique" to Clo, a 14 year old Harry Potter fanatic who learned how to spell on Gaia Online. As we all know, any critique on devianTART above "OMG SOOO CUTE!! *hugs*" is frowned upon, but LittleCloud's Mormon dragon-prophet powers could not foresee the oncoming hurricane of rage that would ensue when she decided to give the artist a few "pointers." Although the critique itself is lost deep within the bowls of Fanart-Central Hell, the repercussions of the critique was Clo "shitting all over [LittleCloud]." Then LittleCloud was promptly blocked from Clo's Fanart-Central account, her devianTART account, and even Clo's fanclub; all that, in addition to calling her an "attention whore," resulted in butthurt of massive proportions. So LittleCloud then wrote a rant about what a shitty artist Clo is and how stupid people were for praising her crap art. LittleCloud was quick to edit this hate journal, baleeting entire parts. Fortunately, Drago-Dracini, who had been unblocked from LittleCloud's commenting system for some reason, was kind enough to save some juicy parts:


 
 
Sorry, but this person's art isn't really worth having a club over. It's kind of sad that you made a club just for an artist. If she was extremely talented or famous, then maybe. But what's the point? What exactly do you do with this waste of server space?
 

 

—LittleCloud, connoisseur of wasting server space

Drago-Dracini was quick to point out that LittleCloud made a fan site for herself (Disregard that, as Drago-dracini cannot tell the difference between a website and a stamp), instead of letting her fans make one themselves. Her critique was just "an attempt to sound smart," and was an example of LittleCloud pretending to be a knowledgeable artist. In fact, LittleCloud was really just talking down to some random fourteen year old because she was jealous of her larger fanbase. LittleCloud responded with a very intelligent and calmly worded reply:

HOW CHRISTIAN OF YOU
HOW CHRISTIAN OF YOU
The real reason why LittleCloud didn't get any presents
The real reason why LittleCloud didn't get any presents
LittleCloud doesn't go for fags Hidden due to butthurt; view it when devART is in read-only mode.
LittleCloud doesn't go for fags Hidden due to butthurt; view it when devART is in read-only mode.

This was then closely followed by a horror story of being trapped out in the rain while on vacation, her whore mom and horrid boyfriend bitching at each other, nightmares, "nightsweats" [whatever that is], some sort of "bathroom situation," the return of the myserious illness, shaking and terror due to her "brain chemicals fluxuating," and another hugbox.


See Also: a conversation between Clo and Drago-Dracini on the above story

[edit] GaaraLover85 Returns

The first time she began to "ignore" the flames, was back when this article was a stub
The first time she began to "ignore" the flames, was back when this article was a stub

GaaraLover85's return to LittleCloud's interwebs-life started when LittleCloud was arguing with RedPirate. LittleCloud argues that gay people choose to be gay because "one ultimately chooses what they desire," when anyone with half a brain knows choice has nothing to do with sexual preference. Because RedPirate was foiling LittleCloud's perfect belief system of "what I believe is true, must be true", she launched her own investigation on what the gay-rights-activist/swashbuckler was up to. One thing lead to another, and LittleCloud wound up bitching about GaaraLover85. Basically LittleCloud fished two comments out of RedPirate's deviantART activity page and was so incredibly butthurt at what she said, LittleCloud felt it was her obligation to dissect each thing she said and provide a rebuttal.


 
 
She used to call [Drago-dracini]... *shudders* daddy... how fucking creepy is that?
 

 

—GaaraLover85, revealing some funny shit

 
 
Uh ... no. It was "Papa"
 

 

—LittleCloud, correcting GaaraLover85

(Sadly, all 2007 journal entries (as well as some older current ones) were Baleeted.)

GaaraLover85 makes fun of "LittleClod" for drawing digimon, including that the only reason she draws them is the lure in little kiddies, which makes a disturbing amount of sense. She also claims that LittleCloud's friendships are dropping like flies and she's replacing them with pre-teens and equally moronic people who already have ED articles. Ever the sharp wit, LittleCloud responded by claiming that she has "more friends than [she] could have ever dreamed for" (including the Angel of Death), that Mippa is a "twisted fake Christian" who was never a real friend, that Mormonism is a part of Christianity, that Drago-dracini is still an asshole, that GaaraLover85 has no friends and "an IQ roughly 30 points away from being borderline retarded," and that LittleCloud is way more mature than any of them. That's right, she's going to do the mature thing and ignore all the trolls and flaming... by posting a really long journal about why everyone is wrong and she's right.

The accusation of 'borderline retarded' is particularly interesting because on most IQ scales, borderline retarded is 80, and 30 points above that would be considered 'gifted' (below 80 is considered retarded, above 100 is considered gifted, and above 120 is considered genius).


To further prove her superiority to GaaraLover85 and reach heightened levels of maturity dA has yet to see, LittleCloud went to her friend's journal and posted plz icons in response to GaaraLover85's comments. One eloquently displayed Jesus and God taking a shit on Gaara and Drago's avatars. The second showed pedobear and Adolf Hitler fucking their avatars, each with a gender swap. If the twat had two brain cells between her ears, she could have fucking scrolled down to see that her friend had GaaraLover85 and Drago-dracini listed as friends. Because LittleCloud cannot STAND to have a mutual friend with "GaaraCunt" and Drago, she did the grown-up thing and took advantage of her ability to respond to comments on her friends' pages.

[edit] Cloudie vs Teruchan: Leaving devART Forever!

Little Cloud tries to fit in with the cool kids and mock Teru only to succeed in being painfully ironic. She just wanted an excuse to draw moar shota, amirite?
Little Cloud tries to fit in with the cool kids and mock Teru only to succeed in being painfully ironic. She just wanted an excuse to draw moar shota, amirite?

In May of 2008, LittleCloud finally went over the edge. Through some miracle, the drama came to a standstill and nothing lulz-worthy was reported for numerous months. What finally pushed LittleCloud over the edge was another tartlet by the name of Teruchan, a user whose gallery focuses entirely on underage animu perversion. You would think that Teruchan and LittleCloud would go together like two peas in a pod, but LittleCloudie is still in denial about her lust for underage ass and continues reporting questionable content to the devianTART admins. Reporting poorly drawn underage porn is a noble endeavor, indeed, and LittleCloud threw a complete shitstorm when she was unable to get Teruchan's questionable content taken down, ironically, because he used the same "they look young, but they're really legal" excuse LittleCloud uses. She also accused the admins of a conspiracy, that they don't ban Teruchan because he sells prints which makes devART rich.

 
 
Ban this sick fuck... or I'm leaving
 

 

—LittleCloud

The journal was later deleted, probably because LittleCloud realized that the anti-Japanese statements, and all the talk about "hate" went against her "I don't hate anyone" ideals, and because she's gotten into a habit of trying to erase things before ED documents the lulz. But wait, there's more! Not only is LittleCloud unable to get Teruchan's underage porn off the interwebs, but by a lulzy twist of fate, LittleCloud's Boku no Pico fanart got deleted from her gallery! Watching her own pedophile art get deleted while more popular tartlets got off scot-free unleashed the Dragonforce within, and tl;dr rants on how her art was unfairly deleted ensued. Obviously, Terucan didn't get banned just because one angry tartlet went off on a rant, and LittleCloud decided to pack her bags and leave for a website which would not persecute her art... FurAffinity.

When LittleCloud's drama on her unsuccessful fight against shota and child pornography found its way to ED, she attempted to alter the news with her ae account User:Halcyon the Valkyrie, including deleting a drawing of her furry boyfriend, Josh. Shortly after, new ae accounts were created to vandalize this page, which were promptly reverted and the editors banned. Gee, I wonder who it was. Will her abandonment of devART be final, or will she return in less than a month? Will LittleCloud's anti-shota campaign follow over to FurAffinity? Does she still believe she isn't a furry? Will she return to smite Teruchan? Will the drama ever end?!

Update: she decided to come back after three months due to fears about Furaffinity treating her the same way.

[edit] Quotes

LittleCloud hates gays because they go against her religion. Oh, by the way, enjoy some yaoi she drew.
LittleCloud hates gays because they go against her religion. Oh, by the way, enjoy some yaoi she drew.
LittleCloud hates Japan and wishes they'd all be nuked to hell
LittleCloud hates Japan and wishes they'd all be nuked to hell
LittleCloud's "Wall of Shame", updated for ED. Note that before it only existed to bitch about Drago-dracini and Gaaralover85
LittleCloud's "Wall of Shame", updated for ED. Note that before it only existed to bitch about Drago-dracini and Gaaralover85
Proof that LittleCloud is a pedophile.
Proof that LittleCloud is a pedophile.